Unwritten rules that every man should abide by no exceptions!!!

[TankAbbott4Eva]

#9 is retarded... if you're crying when your team loses, you have issues.

For sure. I mean I didn't even cry when Whittaker got owned by Adesanya (I was quite sad for half hour after leaving the arena though ha ha)

 

[FyrFytr998]

What do you do when you meet a women you are interested in and shake her hand. I give it a light handshake and let my hand linger and sorta slide it off her hand. If she's into it she matches it. It's so sexy when both are into the other and it's done properly.

If I'm shaking a guys hand I'll match his strength and try to go a little stronger. But I do like the first bump alot, seems that has taken over handshakes in a lot of cases.

Fist bumps are for people with weak grips.

 

[FyrFytr998]

I always hated this rule. There's no point.

I'm all for being considerate and polite but I hate rules that exist for no reason. Me wearing a hat impacts you in zero ways, other than the fact that you were taught to be offended by it.

If there was no reason, then the rule wouldn’t exist in etiquette. Maybe the why is lost to time, but it persists. You do you bud. All I know is if you enter my home, you can remove your hat, or I can remove it for you.

Any boy that dates my daughters gets “the rules” up front. You remove your cover, and we greet each other standing with a firm handshake. Cover the basics and it’s smooth sailing from there on.

 

[Tito Tapped]

If there was no reason, then the rule wouldn’t exist in etiquette. Maybe the why is lost to time, but it persists. You do you bud. All I know is if you enter my home, you can remove your hat, or I can remove it for you.

This guy is still jealous of all the kids at school having cool hats and his mom never bought him one.

A relic from medieval times when knights removed their helmets to identify themselves. Cool. Make the gangsters take off their sheisty.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Rule number 1. Men don't have female friends unless there gay.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Rule number 1. Men don't have female friends unless there gay.

I think if you don't have a sister then you're allowed 1 female friend but she has to be ugly

 

[GSP_37]

I once worked in an office where the only other guy on a weekend left a piece of shit in the toilet, didn't flush, and didn't use toilet paper. Nasty shit. His breath also smelled like he just ate asshole.

 

[Berserker13]

mind your own business

 

[cooks1]

#15. NEVER be the douche that holds up the neighborhood poker hand. If you need to get another drink, shit, piss or smoke, you wait until the hand is over. You say 'I'm out' and you put in your small or big blind if necessary. THEN you can go change your tampon.

 

[lakersfan45]

6. Don’t use the urinal next to an occupied one. It’s like standing in line at the DMV — nobody wants to be that close to a stranger.


I do that one all the time and I’ve had guys groan at me for it lmao

 

[Slobodan]

6. Don’t use the urinal next to an occupied one. It’s like standing in line at the DMV — nobody wants to be that close to a stranger.


I do that one all the time and I’ve had guys groan at me for it lmao

You are this guy

 

[lakersfan45]

You are this guy

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Absolutely. I do the same thing with parking. I don’t know why it’s just my brain

 

[lakersfan45]

#9 is retarded... if you're crying when your team loses, you have issues.

Crying feels good man. I cry a couple times a week even if I have nothing to be sad about.

Also I cried when Shawn Michaels lost to stone cold at wrestlemania 14. That was the day the spirit of wrestling died

 

[Lycandroid]

eat pussy like it cures cancer

 

[syct23]

eat pussy like it cures cancer

Poor Michael Douglas…

 

[Oblivian]

Rule number 1. Men don't have female friends unless there gay.

This is legit some of the worst advice that I've seen on Sherdog.

 

[lowlife]

Most of them are fine... but why would you stand when a woman comes to the table? What is this, the 1950's?

I stand up when greeting anyone, man or women.

 

[lowlife]

1. Live by your own fucking rules

The end

this is fine unless you happen to live in a society.

 

[lowlife]

so basically pay them back.

By returning the favor of buying them a drink, not giving them money. Therein lies the distinction, hope that helps.

 

[BoomStronk]

I like your list, except the tag ons for number four.

Some of the best beers of my life have been warm. Real men don't whine about drink temperatures.

And extra cheese is not necessary and often make things worse. Pizza, good pizza, doesn't need extra cheese and it can definitely take away from the pie if it's just a cheesy, greasy, soft mess.

maube this can be summed up in another rule:

Appreciate food and drink offered to you, do your best to enjoy it in it's best form but a warm beer and a slice of decent pizza eaten with still dirty hands around the back of a truck is awesome if thats what you've got.