Unwritten rules that every man should abide by no exceptions!!!

[Tito Tapped]

If you're grilling you must click the tongs together 100x

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

If you take a beer out of the fridge , put one back...

 

[ChosenOne]

Don't bang a friends GF or Wife ever and even if they break up, give at least 6 months, or at least until he is banging someone else, before you dip in, if you feel you must.

Also i agree with those saying Point 9 is teh ghey.

I cannot imagine being in a sports bar full of dudes and our favorite team loses and the entire bar descends into a huge weeping fest with tears streaming down all the faces. I do think that is far more of 'modern man' (millennial??) thing to think such a group display of emotion and vulnerability is manly, and i think it is in an attempt to appeal to women who tell them that is what they want, while then picking out the one guy not crying and mocking the rest, as the one she wants to fvck

 

[Patrick Jane]

Rule Nr. 1: "It is what it is."

 

[KnightTemplar]

1. If a friend buys you a drink, you don’t pay it back. You just buy the next round.

2. It’s essential that we pee away the small bit of poop on the side of the toilet bowl. Because nobody wants to be the guy who left a poop surprise for the next visitor.

3. Don’t hit another man in the balls — just don’t. Unless you’re in a self-defense class, and even then, only if he’s wearing a cup.

4. Beer and pizza/BBQ is acceptable payment for helping another man work on his house or vehicle. Just make sure the beer is cold and the pizza has extra cheese.

5. Don’t throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.

6. Don’t use the urinal next to an occupied one. It’s like standing in line at the DMV — nobody wants to be that close to a stranger.

7. You can have a beer. But not if it’s the last one. Unless you’re the one who bought the case, then go wild.

8. Don’t roast a man in front of their kid.

9. The unspoken ‘Man up and deal with it! “Real” men don’t cry’ rule is bullshit. Real men express emotions, like when their favorite sports team loses.

10. Stand when you shake a man’s hand or a woman comes to the table. Unless you’re at a rock concert, then just nod and smile.

Is there anything else you would like to add?

If I'm defending myself, I will have no hesitation in kicking my opponent in the balls like I was trying to score the winning field goal in the Super Bowl.

 

[lsa]

dont talk about fight club

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Rule #1 there are no rules. Be yourself

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Don't sleep with your stepmother.

 

[Stoic1]

You've only got 2 things in this world. Your balls and your word. Dont break them for nobody.

-Confucius

 

[Daverisimo]

3. Don’t hit another man in the balls — just don’t. Unless you’re in a self-defense class, and even then, only if he’s wearing a cup.

Hell no. If I'm defending myself, I'm doing whatever it takes to end the fight as quickly as possible. If that means hitting the guy in the nuts, he's getting hit in the nuts. Thinking that there's such a thing as a fair fight on the street is a good way to get yourself killed

 

[TrueBias]

2. It’s essential that we pee away the small bit of poop on the side of the toilet bowl. Because nobody wants to be the guy who left a poop surprise for the next visitor.

Never use the words poop or pee when SHIT and PISS exist, unless children are around.

 

[shunyata]

Can't turn a ho into a housewife, ho's don't act right.

 

[Streeter]

Give your word honor it even when it hurts

Talk when you need to dont talk when you dont.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

You've only got 2 things in this world. Your balls and your word. Dont break them for nobody.

-Confucius

Nope

-KenFlo

 

[Prutfis]

You've only got 2 things in this world. Your balls and your word. Dont break them for nobody.

-Kenny Florian

Ftfy

 

[Fedorgasm]

Well now they're not unwritten rules, since you wrote them down.

You ruined it. Thanks a lot.

 

[Fedorgasm]

#11) When you enter someone’s home. You remove your hat. Unless religiously exempt.

I always hated this rule. There's no point.

I'm all for being considerate and polite but I hate rules that exist for no reason. Me wearing a hat impacts you in zero ways, other than the fact that you were taught to be offended by it.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

1. If a friend buys you a drink, you don’t pay it back. You just buy the next round.

so basically pay them back

 

[toasty]

Amend #9 to say or when the fucking Minnesota Vikings finally win a super bowl after you have been rooting for them for 53+ years and counting and I will sign off on it.

I will unabashedly weep for about 2 weeks like a uber emo meeting Morrisey for the first time if this miracle ever occurs.

If I cried every time they suffered a soul crushing defeat i would've dehydrated and turned to dust midway through the 1970's

Edit- I'm sure Cubs and Red Sox fans know what I mean.
post Edit Edit- Shit I'm even crying in my av picture and I think 9 is silly when it comes to losing,,,,

 

[liner]

Also, I find a lot of the younger generation’s men have weak effeminate hand shakes. You don’t have to try and break someone’s hand, but Jesus Christ, don’t dead fish/limp wrist it either. Ya’ll kids are too used to dappin’ dudes up instead of good ol’ handshakes.

What do you do when you meet a women you are interested in and shake her hand. I give it a light handshake and let my hand linger and sorta slide it off her hand. If she's into it she matches it. It's so sexy when both are into the other and it's done properly.

If I'm shaking a guys hand I'll match his strength and try to go a little stronger. But I do like the first bump alot, seems that has taken over handshakes in a lot of cases.