Uh, well you know Mike, we really need to change the way we calculate reach

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because uh, it's a holdover from boxing, where they just measure the arm length, but the legs are so much more important in MMA


That's right Joe, we know the leg kicks can be DEVASTATING in MMA, you can even see the redness on his leg right now!
 
yea this is getting annoying now that he mentions it practically every broadcast.
 
You could virtually write a script for every PPV these days:
 
...and don't forget about the special cups fighters should be wearing also, which are uncomfortable but protect the junk better...
 
because uh, it's a holdover from boxing, where they just measure the arm length, but the legs are so much more important in MMA


That's right Joe, we know the leg kicks can be DEVASTATING in MMA, you can even see the redness on his leg right now!

Nice try, Mike Goldberg.
 
You can grab your OWN shorts but not your OPPONENTS shorts here Mike!!
 
THATS A WRAP SON









He got out of it.
 
exactly, how do you measure the legs? (from the crotch to the tip of the toes)
 
"Randy couture actually preferred to ground and pound from half guard because he could control his opponents legs"
 
'What ferocious ground and pound from Teixeira!'
'Who trains with Chuck Liddell! That beat Randy Couture and Tito Ortiz, who might know a little something about ground and pound!!' (???)
 
Now we're going to show you a replay, because we know how much you guys love watching guys get kicked in the nads.
 
Worst for me is when Joe prematurely calls a fight.

Annoys the crap outta me.
 
"Age, reach, and height are different. Everything else is virtually identical."
 
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