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The moat with crocodiles was always the most laughable option I heard. Not just because of the absurdity of introducing a lethal element into a competition like that, but because if you can fall into the water then there isn’t anything stopping the crocodiles from just getting out of the water chasing competitors into the ring itself.Add crocodiles around the perimeter, firecrackers & add some birds for good luck. Maybe firecrackers in the birds![]()
I imagine there’s some alternate universe where the UFC 1 champion is just the crocodile who climbed up and ate the most competitors.