There was this crazy girl that sat next to me in many of my classes and she was/is batshit insane. Once in french class, the teacher left the room for a second. She pulled out loads of party hats, party whistles, gave everyone a party popper (confetti). Told everyone to wait for him to come back before springing a surprise party on him. Well he walked in and everyone just screams "Happy Birthday and lets off party poppers, party whistles and there's confetti everywhere" He just throws the papers he was holding onto the floor and screams "FOR GODS SAKE. IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY".
She would also bait the teachers every lesson into the same unfunny joke.
J: He's got big feet hasn't he miss?
Who?
J:Bigfoot.
Constantly recycled that joke.
She also threw water over our physics teacher because she was convinced he was a robot. She also pulled her phone out and called her mother mid experiment because she believed she'd been exposed to dangerous levels of radiation and had to have the physics teacher explain to her mother what had happened and why her daughter wasn't going to die of radiation poisoning like she'd been told.
Another guy in my class gave the art teacher a mental breakdown. I don't recall exactly why or how it happened but she was pregnant, hormones and emotions raging everywhere she smashed her coffee mug on the floor, burst out crying and ran out of the room. Wanna know what made it extremely awkward? Her son was also in our class watching the whole thing unfold.
Our english teacher would always throw a childish temper tantrum when people refused to volunteer for parts when reading shakespear aloud.
Our cooking teacher was a real mess. She'd regularly go into the cupboard to cry and you could tell she was a real sensitive soul. Unfortunately kids are evil so they just quietly locked her in the cupboard and went home.
I also imagine some teachers had it real rough. Rumours would go around about how one of the teachers was
phile so some of the kids would cough *
* while he was teaching. In front of inspectors.
The one that always made me laugh though was as follows:
We were in a classroom maybe 3 or 4 floors up from the ground and having a lesson from this scary looking scotsman. He always oversaw detention and instilled fear into the first year students. Well anyway, he left the classroom to go get something and while he was gone a student sitting close to the window told everyone to gather around, look outside and tell the teacher he jumped. Then he ran down the 3 or 4 flights of stairs and laid face down into the mud outside the open window with his shoes scattered around his body. The teacher came in and screamed at everyone to sit in their seats. Everyone rushed to sit down. Then he just says "Where's 'what's his face' and why's that window open". And he storms over to go and close it. Then as he gets to the window to close it the boy sitting next to the empty seat just said "he jumped sir". And the teacher looks down, see's this kid face down in the mud and sprints out of the classroom telling everyone to not move.
Ofcourse everyone peeks out of the window and we just see our teacher with 4 or 5 other members of staff rushing over to the boy laying still on the ground. They go to turn him face up out of the mud and he looks up at us classmates and burst out laughing hysterically. We were all laughing hysterically.
