Tormenting school teachers stories?

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PolishHeadlock said:
I actually feel bad about this but we had a student teacher from NY who went on a little rant about how NYC was better than Philly.

So I raised my hand and said "Yeah well at least our buildings don't fall down." This was a year after 9/11 and he was visibly upset.

Everyonegasped except one kid who started laughing uncontrollably. Ironically he ended up in the Secret Service.
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Par for the course. Secret service are a bunch of assholes. Their agency is third rate. One of the worst fed agencies to work for.
 
I look down on people that take pride in giving their teacher's shit. Trying to start shit with someone while they're trying to make ends meet... and they can't really defend themselves. It's like going to McDonald's, ordering, then harassing the clerk.

That said... I got suspended for pissing in the urinal while sitting on the sink when a teacher came in and I repeatedly questioned his sexuality, mid-stream.
 
Had a spanish teacher in highschool that would joke around with the class all the time. She was pretty hot and a lot of the guys would kind flirt with her and she would laugh it off and even go along with it to a degree etc. There were a lot of somewhat loud 'class clown' type kids in that class, so we screwed around a lot, but she never seemed to get upset or frustrated, she would joke around and have fun too. Then one day we're reading aloud from the book, someone makes a joke about the story we're reading, and she walks from the front of the class to her desk at the back and sits down and starts crying, and doesnt say a word the rest of the class. Everyone just kind of sat their in awkward silence not knowing what was going on. Then the next day when we came in she had an article about students harassing teachers and the mental trauma it causes on the overhead projector. Class was totally different after that day, she didnt put up with any more joking around and failed a few of the students.
 
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My friends and I believe that a buddy of ours is legitimately insane. We have since cut all ties with this guy. Here are just a few things he's done:

I went to Catholic school from 1st through 8th grade, then I went to public high school while all of my buddies went to the Catholic high school. In 9th grade, he replaced a nun's eye drops with hydrogen peroxide. She had to be rushed to the ER and is blind in one eye from it.

In 10th grade he supposedly had sex with a local retarded girl and tried to choke her to death. No one was there to witness this, it only came to light after he tried to run her over with his car and he missed weeks later.

During that crazy out of hand Mardi Gras that happened on South Street in Philly some years back, he lit another friend of mine on fire. They were just walking and he lit his coat on fire and didn't say anything, just stood there as my buddy's coat just went the fuck up and he was screaming. He stopped, dropped, and rolled and luckily wasn't hurt severely.

In college, same buddy that got lit on fire, dude stops in front of his house at 4AM in his car. My parent's live right around the corner. Dude just starts smoking his fucking tires and honking his horn for a good 5 minutes until the whole neighborhood is awake and pissed and then peels out.
 
I was never much for making teacher's lives miserable unless they were genuinely assholes, but I suppose I was part of it plenty of times.

I remember one time in middle school my 7th grade class had this very fat substitute 1 day named Mr. Oulette or something like that. We absolutely refused to listen to him for some reason and between that, and spitballs/wasps, and one of the assholes in the class calling him fat repeatedly he got to the point where he just screamed "SHUUUUUTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" at the top of his lungs and walked out the door. Eventually our principal strolled in and Mr Oulette made no further appearances at our school that i'm aware of.
 
I look down on people that take pride in giving their teacher's shit. Trying to start shit with someone while they're trying to make ends meet... and they can't really defend themselves. It's like going to McDonald's, ordering, then harassing the clerk.

That said... I got suspended for pissing in the urinal while sitting on the sink when a teacher came in and I repeatedly questioned his sexuality, mid-stream.
 
superking said:
My friends and I believe that a buddy of ours is legitimately insane. We have since cut all ties with this guy. Here are just a few things he's done:

I went to Catholic school from 1st through 8th grade, then I went to public high school while all of my buddies went to the Catholic high school. In 9th grade, he replaced a nun's eye drops with hydrogen peroxide. She had to be rushed to the ER and is blind in one eye from it.

In 10th grade he supposedly had sex with a local retarded girl and tried to choke her to death. No one was there to witness this, it only came to light after he tried to run her over with his car and he missed weeks later.

During that crazy out of hand Mardi Gras that happened on South Street in Philly some years back, he lit another friend of mine on fire. They were just walking and he lit his coat on fire and didn't say anything, just stood there as my buddy's coat just went the fuck up and he was screaming. He stopped, dropped, and rolled and luckily wasn't hurt severely.

In college, same buddy that got lit on fire, dude stops in front of his house at 4AM in his car. My parent's live right around the corner. Dude just starts smoking his fucking tires and honking his horn for a good 5 minutes until the whole neighborhood is awake and pissed and then peels out.
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Just for the nun thing, he deserves to be touched with multiple jabs.

I'm surprised you guys still considered him a buddy after he tried to murder someone with his car. I'm also surprised you guys didn't stomp him out for setting your friend on fire.
 
Another time, had a substitute teacher that was really really mean, super strict, and wanted us to do a bunch of stuff the teacher hadnt actually left for us to do. She was also in a wheelchair. Our desks were arranged in little clusters, and when she was lecturing us about something, I scribbled on a sheet of paper, "we should tip her chair over" and passed it to the kid next to me. He starts dying laughing, and passes it to the next kid, and then to the last kid in the cluster, and we're all dying laughing when she starts coming over wanting to see the paper, and none of them will give it back to me, but I got it just in time to scratch it out before she could see. I felt pretty bad later, as I didnt expect everyone to start laughing out loud and definitely wouldnt have wanted her to see it.
 
superking said:
My friends and I believe that a buddy of ours is legitimately insane. We have since cut all ties with this guy. Here are just a few things he's done:

I went to Catholic school from 1st through 8th grade, then I went to public high school while all of my buddies went to the Catholic high school. In 9th grade, he replaced a nun's eye drops with hydrogen peroxide. She had to be rushed to the ER and is blind in one eye from it.

In 10th grade he supposedly had sex with a local retarded girl and tried to choke her to death. No one was there to witness this, it only came to light after he tried to run her over with his car and he missed weeks later.

During that crazy out of hand Mardi Gras that happened on South Street in Philly some years back, he lit another friend of mine on fire. They were just walking and he lit his coat on fire and didn't say anything, just stood there as my buddy's coat just went the fuck up and he was screaming. He stopped, dropped, and rolled and luckily wasn't hurt severely.

In college, same buddy that got lit on fire, dude stops in front of his house at 4AM in his car. My parent's live right around the corner. Dude just starts smoking his fucking tires and honking his horn for a good 5 minutes until the whole neighborhood is awake and pissed and then peels out.
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Jesus... is he in jail now?
 
PolishHeadlock said:
Even the ones that protect the President?
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Douchebags. All of them. The managers are even worse.

Just recently there was a tac team not regular agents. These guys are supposed to be the quick response team, in the Netherlands. The CAT leader or whatever they are calling them got drunk and got lost in the hotel. It made news. The guy was drunk. The president wasn't even there yet. They sent that guy home, along with a few other guys that were with him. Discipline him yes. You know what, they sent him home so it diminished their quick response team by like 2 or 3. Is that smart? They can't get a replacement that quickly. They diminished the "experts"

Another saying that the secret service have is do more with less. This means they don't budget properly. They are responsible for protecting the president and they want to do more with less? Is that good? Why don't you get your shit together, not higher 1000 supervisors for 800 agents (exaggeration on my part) at gs14 pay and do more with more. We are lucky that no one has really attempted our presidents life. I think that the SS would fail miserably. One thing they do do is take any threat seriously. They do investigate any and all threats.
 
dirtypablo said:
Had a spanish teacher in highschool that would joke around with the class all the time. She was pretty hot and a lot of the guys would kind flirt with her and she would laugh it off and even go along with it do a degree etc. There were a lot of somewhat loud 'class clown' type kids in that class, so we screwed around a lot, but she never seemed to get upset or frustrated, she would joke around and have fun too. Then one day we're reading aloud from the book, someone makes a joke about the story we're reading, and she walks from the front of the class to her desk at the back and sits down and starts crying, and doesnt say a word the rest of the class. Everyone just kind of sat their in awkward silence not knowing what was going on. Then the next day when we came in she had an article about students harassing teachers and the mental trauma it causes on the overhead projector. Class was totally different after that day, she didnt put up with any more joking around and failed a few of the students.
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Something like this happened with my junior yr English teacher. My class was quite tame during class time and she always seemed like a teacher that got along with the students. One day I heard she broke down crying during one of her other classes. I'm pretty sure that caught everyone off guard.

The teachers that bottle things up and try to laugh it off with the class are just setting themselves up and no one will see the break down coming.
 
One time in jr high we had a substitute and our class had this insanely huge spit wad fight mid class. I mean the floor literally looked like snow because it was just absolutely covered in spit wads. It started out with the normal straws/pens and little wads of paper and by the end of it kids were eating entire pages and forming them into golf ball sized spit wads and throwing them at each other. It was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen. Luckily this class had a couple couches on the side of it that I sat on to get out of the line of fire since I wasn't one of the guys that was targeted.

At first the sub was telling everyone to knock it off. No one listened so he just sat at the desk reading for the entire hour. Not even saying a word. Bell rang and we all left while thousands of spit wads completely littered this room. Teacher came back the next day and we were on her shit list for the next week straight.
 
Dogstarman said:
Douchebags. All of them. The managers are even worse.

Just recently there was a tac team not regular agents. These guys are supposed to be the quick response team, in the Netherlands. The CAT leader or whatever they are calling them got drunk and got lost in the hotel. It made news. The guy was drunk. The president wasn't even there yet. They sent that guy home, along with a few other guys that were with him. Discipline him yes. You know what, they sent him home so it diminished their quick response team by like 2 or 3. Is that smart? They can't get a replacement that quickly. They diminished the "experts"

Another saying that the secret service have is do more with less. This means they don't budget properly. They are responsible for protecting the president and they want to do more with less? Is that good? Why don't you get your shit together, not higher 1000 supervisors for 800 agents (exaggeration on my part) at gs14 pay and do more with more. We are lucky that no one has really attempted our presidents life. I think that the SS would fail miserably. One thing they do do is take any threat seriously. They do investigate any and all threats.
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Time to bring back Sinbad.
 
dirtypablo said:
Had a spanish teacher in highschool that would joke around with the class all the time. She was pretty hot and a lot of the guys would kind flirt with her and she would laugh it off and even go along with it to a degree etc. There were a lot of somewhat loud 'class clown' type kids in that class, so we screwed around a lot, but she never seemed to get upset or frustrated, she would joke around and have fun too. Then one day we're reading aloud from the book, someone makes a joke about the story we're reading, and she walks from the front of the class to her desk at the back and sits down and starts crying, and doesnt say a word the rest of the class. Everyone just kind of sat their in awkward silence not knowing what was going on. Then the next day when we came in she had an article about students harassing teachers and the mental trauma it causes on the overhead projector. Class was totally different after that day, she didnt put up with any more joking around and failed a few of the students.
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So it was all an act? (the cheerful & flirtatious side I am referring to)
 
In my study hall one year i had this pretty young teacher who always had wierd curly hair n a dopey looking face.

I called her a sad looking poodle so she starting crying like crazy,i ended being sent to the principles office n having detention for 2 weeks.lol


I hated staying after for that shit so i ended getting suspended too.
 
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