Tormenting school teachers stories?

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robotsonic said:
To be fair, Chernobyl is better than Philly.
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You really can't appreciate how bad Philly is until you've been there.

About the worst I've done to teachers is holding my book upside down while we were taking turns reading in grade school. The teacher thought she would catch me by holding my book and having me read with it upside down. I didn't have any trouble doing it and I assumed everyone could.
 
Kevin Rudd said:
LOL don't take thing the wrong way but are you mildly autistic? WTF? Yeah I don't see how he is going to take that the right way.
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Actually if you do some research you'll find out that many people with Aspergers are proud of it and refer to themselves as "Aspies". I didn't mean to be insulting at all.
 
I can remember a few times when we screwed with the teachers.

In 8th grade me and a buddy put a paper clip in a pencil eraser and shoved it in the electric outlet and started a tiny fire that we put out really quick. The filipino teacher in a really heavy accent was completely oblivious because apparently we broke the overhead projector by doing it. She couldn't figure it out.

Another time my chemistry teacher who looked exactly like a white papa smurf caught me shoddily putting his face on papa smurfs body on the computer and he got pissed and started yelling at me until this kid a few computers down fell through the seat in his chair and the teacher focused on that telling him he had to pay for it.

Another time I'm not sure who but some kid was going around photoshopping a few of the more hated teachers and principals faces onto really really raunchy porn gangbangs and posting them all over the walls in the school.
 
This thread makes me remember in 5th grade our teacher was sick of us misbehaving and not listening to any of her lessons. One day she just flipped, started crying and screaming about how she hated us, she couldn't take it anymore, and she was quitting. Then she ran out of the class room. We just sat there laughing about her breakdown for about 15 minutes before she returned(composed) and said it was all just a joke. Yeah right.
 
My dad told me a story about how they gave their foods teacher a pot brownie and she got blitzed lol.
 
I once glued all my class mates tests together in a french class. Mr. Lebey was a small angry frenchman and he lost it. It was glorious.
 
I was a real little bastard in school, especially when it was german class. Anyway, we had this old substitute teacher come in to take the german class. I was always gonna give him hell, but then the sob decided it would be funny to walk in with a swatsika band on his arm.

So being the cunt I was, I jumped on him right away. Can't remember what I kept doing exactly, just remember I was giving him hell. Anyway, towards the end of class he's sitting down opposite me trying to tell me some shit and I'm still going on about his nazi arm band, and no shit of a joke, he just reaches out and touches me with teh jab.

Was the craziest thing. Everyone was like whoa wtf. I got up all pissed and ready to throw hands. Came at him a little bit and bam he tags me again. I'd been doing martial arts for maybe 4 years at this point, so I was a little shocked and assumed he'd got lucky.

This old bastard lit me up like three more times before I finally sat down. So then we got to talking and he starts telling me about how he'd been boxing since forever and was a state champ or some shit back in the day. We just talked martial arts for the rest of the class.

Not a bad old guy in the end.
 
One day I forgot to bring in an apple for my teacher... only happened once though...
 
A couple friends and me made a first year teacher have a panic attack/mental break down in senior year. Feel like shit about it now, we were laughing our asses off when it hapend though.

Found her a couple years later on facebook and made amends and told her how we were immature jerkoffs. Funny thing wasnt even looking for her just seen her on the mutual friends listing
 
When I was in 3rd grade, I crawled under the table and tickled my teacher's legs.
 
I used to touch my English teacher with teh jab if you know what I'm sayin.
 
Tropodan said:
Please share funny or particularly mean stories of when you or your class mates tormented teachers or substitute teachers.

I remember one time we unplugged the classroom phone and then wouldn't behave for a substitute teacher. She was trying so hard and she was very nice. We just simply wouldn't stop making noises and talking. She continued to be patient and politely asked us to stop. We didn't. So she threatened to call the office. So she tried too but we had unplugged the phone. Then she bluffed to go to the office and get the principle. The principle came back without her to discover us all very well behaved. So then She came back and we started all over again.

That was eighth grade.

I'm an adult now and if I ever saw her I would apologize for that haha. She was so nice and she wanted it to work out so badly, and we just screwed her haha.
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I remember when I was in junior high we had a substitute teacher who was desperately trying to connect with the students and seem cool. One of the students told him that the phrase "main squeeze" means something like a best friend (rather than someone you are dating). This teacher started referring to one of the male students as his "main squeeze." No one corrected him. It got pretty awkward for the student.
 
I had a really sweet English teacher freshman year of high school. She was a new teacher, Greek...and was a little bit hairy. The students would make fun of her about her mustache and big nose, and do all kinds of other annoying shit to her. This was a pretty ghetoo ass school, so the class was filled with shit lords.
She kept threatning to bring in her older brothers if the class wouldn't stop fucking with her. She finally did it....and she brought in these 2, skinny, goofapotomas looking dudes and everyone just legit laughed at them and started making fun of them too. It was like a family roasting.
The guys were trying to look intimidating, but the vatos gave no fucks and said they could meet them after school behind Jack in the Box.
Probably the most triggered ive ever seen someone.
 
Had this long term substitute for shop class. Old guy who was hard of hearing. We were out of control. He'd tell us to do an assignment out of the book and everyone would just yell and be like "fuck that, this is bullshit." He'd just tell us to settle down and work. Anytime he said anything, he'd get cussed out and just not be able to hear it. The antics we did were so hilarious, I left every class with my abs sore from laughing. Had a friend who would skip his other class, just to sit in this class and partake. The teacher thought nothing of it.

We brought a fart machine, drew crude pictures of him on the chalk board, dropped lubed condoms everywhere, etc.

One time he hit his breaking point though. He told us to do an assignment as usual and we all did the usual "Fuck this, Fuck you!" He had enough and yells loud as shit, "SHUTUP!" Noone had ever seen him burst like that so the class got dead quiet. My friend sitting right behind me breaks the awkward silence with a loud and clear, "You SHUTUP!" The teacher walks over to our desks not knowing who exactly said it so he sent me and my friend to the office. I would have denied and disputed it but I wanted to laugh so bad that I was happy to leave. We literally burst out laughing as we walked out the door. My friend and I go to the current lunch period and catch up with some friends. We go back to class about 20 minutes later and tell him the office sent us back. He just tells us to sit down and do the assignment.

Good times.
 
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