Tormenting school teachers stories?

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Please share funny or particularly mean stories of when you or your class mates tormented teachers or substitute teachers.

I remember one time we unplugged the classroom phone and then wouldn't behave for a substitute teacher. She was trying so hard and she was very nice. We just simply wouldn't stop making noises and talking. She continued to be patient and politely asked us to stop. We didn't. So she threatened to call the office. So she tried too but we had unplugged the phone. Then she bluffed to go to the office and get the principle. The principle came back without her to discover us all very well behaved. So then She came back and we started all over again.

That was eighth grade.

I'm an adult now and if I ever saw her I would apologize for that haha. She was so nice and she wanted it to work out so badly, and we just screwed her haha.
 
Had a student teacher in one of my HS government classes. This dude Kenly would, in the middle of her lecture, just start this low pitched, monk-like hum. But he played it off like he didn't know where it was coming from so well. Soon, other of us would join in until it sounded like a Buddhist temple or something. It drove her nuts. We did it every day.
 
Had a history teacher in high school from WV. Upon learning this for some odd reason my buddy would make sheep noises at him constantly.
 
We use to stuff chalk into the chalk board erasers so that when they tried to erase the boards.....THEY PUT CHALK ON THEM LOL!!!

Genius I tell you, Genius.
 
Had an "English Skills" teacher in 7th grade. We didn't do anything that was a big deal. We would talk amongst ourselves, ignore her and periodically bang on our desks to the rhythm of whatever popular songs that were out back then. She ran out the room crying one day.

She was a terrible teacher, though. Definitely needed to change professions.
 
I had a teacher that would always be like 2 minutes late to class. I would grab his pen and basically deconstruct all the parts to it. He thought it was funny the first few times. I started getting more creative. Taking the ball out of his mouse on his computer. Taking all of his chalk. He liked me but at a certain point I made his life hell.
 
My french teacher in grade 7 had a break down in class and started crying because nobody listened to her. Some of the kids were total bastards, no doubt, but she was definitely a snobby kuhnt, so I didn't feel bad for her. The next day our principle came in and threatened everyone and she set up a camcorder on a tripod, no joke. lol
 
My maths teacher in highschool was the coolest, funniest teacher i ever had.
We'd insult each other throughout class and in the end i threatened him that if he didnt pass me id bash him. He passed me when i didnt deserve to pass lol.

Top bloke.
 
Horse Style said:
Had an "English Skills" teacher in 7th grade. We didn't do anything that was a big deal. We would talk amongst ourselves, ignore her and periodically bang on our desks to the rhythm of whatever popular songs that were out back then. She ran out the room crying one day.

She was a terrible teacher, though. Definitely needed to change professions.
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Wow, the similarities to the my story are crazy. Haha
 
I was in the gifted program in middle school so we had the same core science/english/history teachers for all 3 years. Our science teacher was this younger guy who thought we were all his friends. Meanwhile we'd just make fun of him behind his back. One day that 3rd year in our english class right before lunch we all just kinda went off making fun of the guy while giving zero fucks about our english teacher being right there. It got pretty ugly with some of us going into great detail just besmirching his personal life. We wrote all his dumb catchphrases all over the chalkboard. When it was over we went to lunch as if nothing had happened.

We had him for our first class after lunch. We all settled into our seats and he was nowhere to be found. Our english teacher came into the room and told us our science teacher was very disappointed in us and gave us some assignment to do. Apparently she had narc'd on us and the guy got so butthurt he couldn't even face us in class lmao
 
We had a female teacher in 6th grade that no one respected. She followed our class to 7th grade the next year, and on the second day of school a girl in my class put 2 thumbtacks, needle up underneath the cushion on her chair.

Teacher sat down, yelled as she stood up, and cried. Made the school have an assembly on respek.
 
Tropodan said:
We use to stuff chalk into the chalk board erasers so that when they tried to erase the boards.....THEY PUT CHALK ON THEM LOL!!!

Genius I tell you, Genius.
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Genius is hammering peoples books down into the tables in tech class and putting their pencil case or other books ontop of it to conceal it. When the time comes for them to leave class they're not going anywhere for awhile lol.
 
I took a Visual Basic class in high school with a balding teacher. I would constantly make fun of his massive bald spot and even add jabs at his baldness into my programs. He was a nice guy and seemed to take it in stride.

Looking back, I'm pretty sure he was annoyed whenever I would joke about him and I feel bad for treating one of the very few teachers I appreciated like that.
 
It's pretty obvious that children are assholes and everyone should reasonably expect asshole behavior. It makes me wonder what is going on in the heads of the people who become teachers who clearly aren't emotionally strong enough to deal with this kind of stuff on a daily basis.
 
I actually feel bad about this but we had a student teacher from NY who went on a little rant about how NYC was better than Philly.

So I raised my hand and said "Yeah well at least our buildings don't fall down." This was a year after 9/11 and he was visibly upset.

Everyonegasped except one kid who started laughing uncontrollably. Ironically he ended up in the Secret Service.
 
PolishHeadlock said:
I actually feel bad about this but we had a student teacher from NY who went on a little rant about how NYC was better than Philly.

So I raised my hand and said "Yeah well at least our buildings don't fall down." This was a year after 9/11 and he was visibly upset.

Everyonegasped except one kid who started laughing uncontrollably. Ironically he ended up in the Secret Service.
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That teacher sounds like an idiot. Why would you go to a new city and start talking shit about that city to the people who live there and think they won't take offense?
 
Horse Style said:
That teacher sounds like an idiot. Why would you go to a new city and start talking shit about that city to the people who live there and think they won't take offense?
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He was an idiot but I may have started him on his rant when I start yelling that NYC = HIV.
 
Tropodan said:
She was so nice and she wanted it to work out so badly, and we just screwed her haha.
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Pics.


Also, wth happened your account was fine just a few min go and after refreshing its double yellow?
 
PolishHeadlock said:
I actually feel bad about this but we had a student teacher from NY who went on a little rant about how NYC was better than Philly.

So I raised my hand and said "Yeah well at least our buildings don't fall down." This was a year after 9/11 and he was visibly upset.

Everyonegasped except one kid who started laughing uncontrollably. Ironically he ended up in the Secret Service.
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Lol thats a good story. Did you get in trouble for it at all?
 
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