Tormenting school teachers stories?

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We bought a rat and left it in a bag during my Calculus class. The lazy fucker didn't move until the next class period, when madness and mayhem ensued. I pictured it like when the Gremlins were on the loose. Sadly, I only heard stories of the teacher nearly soiling herself and did not get to see it.
 
In my sophomore or junior year of H.S., my class forced THREE Spanish teachers to quit. At the time it was epic. In retrospect, that really must have been terrible for somebody to get a job doing what they're good at only to have it turn into an untenable nightmare.
 
We had a substitute that our school would always hire because some class of little shits made him fail his work test in front of his marker.

He got absolutely no respect from anyone, and the whole school had the same lame jokes and ways to harass him. We used to have food fights in class etc. If you had him for the period you weren't doing shit.

One day it was Friday, last period, and halfway through the class I say "Mr X, its Friday I cant be fucked, im going home." While i'm packing up my stuff, he says (he used to sound like Kermit the frog too) "no you are not, don't you dare leave." I say "i'll see you later mr x" I start strolling out of class and get halfway down the ramp outside and he starts running after me. While he was outside the rest of the class decided to lock him out of the class and wouldn't let him back in.

He looked at me with a murderous rage, while laughing hysterically. Just glaring at me while he softly muttered "you fucking bastard" over and over, as he walked to the office to get keys. I remember being slightly fearful for my life.

I feel terrible about it now though
 
First year elective in engineering school. No one paid any attention and making these high velocity blow darts out of paper was what most of us did during class. half way through the semester the prof became the target of the blow darts. It was just terrible.
 
I had a teacher turn the tables on some students once. We were on the second floor and some kids were making a heap of noise outside downstairs. So teacher starts to get pissed and then walks out of the classroom, comes back with a bucket of water, opens up the window and proceeds to soak the shit out of the kids below.
 
Horse Style said:
Louie wasn't too bright. What's the point of cheating if the teacher knows about it. Even if he didn't know, he'd fail him for being a dumb prick anyway.
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I hear you, man. The teacher had a gentle nature. To me it appeared he felt shameful at times which I despise witnessing people feel. A true evil by the definition of which I'm familiar with. Well I don't know what grade Louie ended up with by the end of the semester. It was Senior year and apparently the asshole ended up with enough credits to make it through whether or not he passed the class. Dunno for sure, man. My memory of him is that of the asshole who tormented our teacher with shame.
 
I have some friends that went to elementary school together. To prank their teacher they decided to put a laxative in her beverage. As the story goes, they way overdid it and she became so dehydrated that she had to be hospitalized and could have died.

Now whether it was that serious or not, I don't really know. It is quite possible that the story was exaggerated to freak the kids out. But if so it worked, because when they told me about it, they didn't find it funny at all.
 
my teacher made me sing the national anthem in front of the class
 
i never openly did shit to teachers

i would just troll other kids into having outbursts and doing dumb shit that got them in trouble.

and by high school, i was pretty beloved by the faculty despite being an obvious stoner (i almost single handedly carried the schools athletics program), so i kinda just did whatever i wanted. like i had a wrestling coach for my ap stats class, he would make carls jr runs and leave me in charge of the class. i made everyone play hangman and headsup 7 up
 
I don't have any good stories for screwing with teachers, I'd usually just sit quietly and feel bad that others were doing it , if they were nice, or laugh if I thought that particular teacher was a douche.

My grandfather on the other hand has told me a few funny stories about times he screwed with some teachers, so I'll share a couple of those.

1) Grandfather was about 14/15 years old and was observing his teacher write on the board. His classmates and him always thought it was funny that this woman would lean in REALLY CLOSE to write on the board, her nose nearly touching it. One day my grandfather thought it would be funny to soften up a large piece of fruit in his hand and toss it next to her face and scare her. He tossed it, but unfortunately it didn't land next to her....it hit her on the back of the head. Her face smacked the board, and she slid down, splitting her chin open on the part at the bottom that holds the chalk. Despite school officials pressuring the class to sell out the person who did that, nobody talked.

2) He was 14 years old and in gym class playing basketball with this hyper-aggressive male gym teacher who would play really rough with the kids. He shoved my grandfather down a few times in order to get the ball and it pissed him off. So eventually, my grandfather had enough and decided to charge at him from the side when he was running. He ran up, jumped in the air and checked him in the shoulder. The teacher fell, his shoulder hurting as he yelled out my grandfather's name, who by this time, was hauling ass to the door lol.
 
I wasn't in the class but we had a substitute teacher at the school who was Muslim. Not sure what the stuffs called but he dressed in the stereotypical stuff with his head covered and everything

I had friends in the class and apparently everyone just ripped on him. People kept making bomb noises, terrorist references, imitating his accent etc. until the poor guy started crying.

He told the actual teacher the day after and he ripped on the class. I had that teacher too for a different block, we didn't have the same sub but he still ripped on our class too. This teacher was also Muslim but no one knew that til that day. He started screaming and was the angriest I've ever seen a teacher. Said stuff like "I can't believe how disrespectful you fuckin idiots can be," "I dare you to make fun of me like that" etc.

I had that sub not too long after that he was seriously the nicest, most soft spoken guy ever. Pretty old too

Personally, I didn't find any of this funny.. I'm not sure but I think a couple kids got suspended because of it

Other than that there's stories of teachers throwing chairs and one of a teacher punching someone. I might type em later when I'm off my phone
 
Some of these stories are funny. Others are just plain cruel.
 
Some of you guys were or knew shitty kids. Just because you're a kid/teen doesn't excuse asshole behavior
 
Teacher was trying to use the DVD player and couldn't work out why it kept opening again and again for no reason. After five minutes I eventually told her she left the remote on my desk.


When bluetooth or whatever came before that first came out we used to send each other porn videos then play them under our shirts from our phones on full volume, then when the teacher came over to investigate someone else would play it so he'd have to find the next source of the filth by using his ears.
 
TheCanadianGuy said:
I don't have any good stories for screwing with teachers, I'd usually just sit quietly and feel bad that others were doing it , if they were nice, or laugh if I thought that particular teacher was a douche.

My grandfather on the other hand has told me a few funny stories about times he screwed with some teachers, so I'll share a couple of those.

1) Grandfather was about 14/15 years old and was observing his teacher write on the board. His classmates and him always thought it was funny that this woman would lean in REALLY CLOSE to write on the board, her nose nearly touching it. One day my grandfather thought it would be funny to soften up a large piece of fruit in his hand and toss it next to her face and scare her. He tossed it, but unfortunately it didn't land next to her....it hit her on the back of the head. Her face smacked the board, and she slid down, splitting her chin open on the part at the bottom that holds the chalk. Despite school officials pressuring the class to sell out the person who did that, nobody talked.

2) He was 14 years old and in gym class playing basketball with this hyper-aggressive male gym teacher who would play really rough with the kids. He shoved my grandfather down a few times in order to get the ball and it pissed him off. So eventually, my grandfather had enough and decided to charge at him from the side when he was running. He ran up, jumped in the air and checked him in the shoulder. The teacher fell, his shoulder hurting as he yelled out my grandfather's name, who by this time, was hauling ass to the door lol.
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That's awesome, this was in the 40s?
 
By shouting insults, my class caused a substitute teacher to cry. I don't recall any specific comments, but years later I felt bad for her. At the time, I was amused, but not so much as I got older and matured.
 
We used to break the windows at my Jr High School every single weekend for like 3-4 months. They hired security and we still did it. We would get the principal every time and a different teacher each weekend. Then we would ask them about it the following Monday "They broke the windows again????? Oh man, thats terrible......".
 
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