Shoop The time Alan Belcher almost killed me

[fprado]

 

[Myrddin Wild]

 

[Clark Rogers]

This thread delivered

 

[VAfan]

happened at the airport or GTFO.

 

[IBeLurkin]

TS is a good sport for letting us shoop him. Hespect bud

Omg that's amazing

 

[Diktaattori]

TS is a good sport for letting us shoop him. Hespect bud

 

[Buff]

 

[IBeLurkin]

Holy fuck Buff, I had a legit spit take on this one.
Huge props to you for making this thread happen, you were right, so worth it!

 

[Buff]

Holy fuck Buff, I had a legit spit take on this one.
Huge props to you for making this thread happen, you were right, so worth it!

Had to happen man, that story had me cackling with laughter... When you mentioned there were pics too it would have been a pity not to share with the sherbros!

Glad you posted! It's never as bad as you think its gonna be! Haha!

 

[Spath]

When I saw the TS I knew we’re in for a treat. None of that I’ll censor my face out of this pic before posting, none of that dick tugging pansy ass bullshit. TS laughs with us, TS cries with us, TS lives and dies with us. This is the real shit.

Hespect TS and cheers shoopers!

 

[SalvadorAllende]

A true sherdogger would have beaten Belcher into a bloody pulp.

Get banned TS

 

[Buff]

 

[Buff]

My latest store item...

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

 

[PurpleStorm]

Awesome thread TS. Should have told him "You know. That horrendous tattoo. Looks like Johnny Ass."

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[wwkirk]

I was at a seminar a couple years ago, and Alan Belcher was one of the guest speakers. Being a huge MMA fan, I was pumped to meet him.

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He gave a killer presentation about how he built up his gyms (he was KILLING it, helluva businessman), it was good shit. Later, a group of us hit the bars, and I got to bullshitting with Belcher about MMA.

Dude was really cool, and we were having fun. We were quite a few drinks in, so I don't remember this exactly, but this is when things changed.

He asked something like "what do you think was my most memorable fight?"

Granted I had already asked about his awesome beating of Palhares, so I decided to make a dumbass joke and said "I don't know, but I do know that you're well known for your hilarious tattoo."

His demeanor immediately went from laughing and having fun, to glaring at me like he was going to kill me. He said "What the fuck did you just say??"

I just about shit my pants. I figured he must have heard jokes about his tattoo for years and was used to it, but apparently I was dead wrong. I thought I was about to see god.

I stammered some shit about a joke I'd heard but didn't know what it was about, then grabbed someone else from our group and asked him what his favorite Belcher fight was.

Alan was still glaring at me, but thankfully he let it go and didn't end me right then and there, and continued talking amongst our group. Rest of the night turned out alright, he's a really cool guy.

But that moment was fucking terrifying. If you ever meet Belcher, he's an awesome guy, but DO NOT mention the tattoo .
@Buff

I'm sure you must have a pic of his tattoo somewhere?

 

[goOb]

I think you could have taken him. You're a Sherbro with a full head of hair which means you have much more dexterity than bald Alan Belcher. When he was still in the initial seconds of shock, likely milliseconds after he asked, "wtf did you just say?" You should have given him a three piece and a soda. He would have knew right then and there you meant what you said and that he was wrong for even questioning your authority.

 

[IBeLurkin]

I'm sure you must have a pic of his tattoo somewhere?

It was very much covered up at all times. And you're out of your mind if you thought I was gonna ask about it after this happened