Shoop The time Alan Belcher almost killed me

[RainyMonday]

If that was his response to a harmless joke, then he's not a cool guy at all

 

[Dorkman]

Is that what you call your mom?

Apparently you didn’t learn from your belcher encounter not to talk shit to people

 

[HunterAcosta]

Bro,,,,Ive been around "Alpha" type dudes. MMA fighters. Gangster type dudes. IF you dont know them well, you cant bag on them and talk shit and think its just gonna be like talking to your beta ass cuck buds. Its a different thing. I learned early on to tread lightly with dudes like that, especially when drinking. They got a kill switch that normal fools dont have and because usually they are calm people, you have a false sense that u can just say whatever. Big mistake. Theyre like sharks and you gotta remember youre a fish around them. Just dont advertise that youre a fish to them.

 

[Myrddin Wild]

You should have given him a three piece and a soda. He would have knew right then and there you meant what you said and that he was wrong for even questioning your authority.

As a true Sherbro... teh first of teh 3 piece & a soda would've "Touched him Wit Teh Jab" & that could've been teh end of it right there.

 

[Natural Order]

Early contender for POTY @IBeLurkin

Beautiful story about an iconic piece of MMA history and how it almost led to your demise. I swear to you that if I ever have the chance to meet Belcher, I will ask him the same question!

 

[wwkirk]

It was very much covered up at all times. And you're out of your mind if you thought I was gonna ask about it after this happened

Do you think he still feels the same way about Johnny Cash?

 

[Natural Order]

I'm fuckin' dying over here.....

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[C0NCH3TO]

Ts, you are the man for showing yourself over here. Most guys are shorter and fatter but will lie saying they are built like the rock and bang 10s on the weekend.

I’ve met quite a few pros, most are nice if you approach respectfully and carefully. One thing I’ll say is that most are wired differently than your accountant, office coworker or the mechanic you call when the car is dead.

 

[Legendary]

Fighters are so soft sometimes lol

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[SenorFranko]

 

[HHJ]

Bro,,,,Ive been around "Alpha" type dudes. MMA fighters. Gangster type dudes. IF you dont know them well, you cant bag on them and talk shit and think its just gonna be like talking to your beta ass cuck buds. Its a different thing. I learned early on to tread lightly with dudes like that, especially when drinking. They got a kill switch that normal fools dont have and because usually they are calm people, you have a false sense that u can just say whatever. Big mistake. Theyre like sharks and you gotta remember youre a fish around them. Just dont advertise that youre a fish to them.

This guy fuckin knows

 

[checktheknuckles]

Whats his shitty tit, I mean tat look like?

 

[Buff]

 

[Buff]

Whats his shitty tit, I mean tat look like?

It's the cartoon-ish Johnny Cash head that's all over the thread... You're clearly new here, this is sherdog legend.

I have to admit, the more I see it, the better it looks... I've seen WAY worse over the years.

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[IBeLurkin]

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I'm very sad that this one is not showing up for me

 

[Wormwood]

The Shermano who saw Grasso at Walmart is also up there for me.

 

[HerpDerp]

I'm very sad that this one is not showing up for me

Sometimes the images simply don't show for a lot of people when they're uploaded as attachments onto the site. I've had no issues when uploading onto imgur and directly linking the URL onto a post.

Here, I reuploaded it for you, hopefully it shows! @Myrddin Wild did an awesome job, can't let it go to waste.