Yeah, but, then you can't show off your cool logos and feel like a badass, because you don't wear a simple man's bathing suit, you wear FIGHT TRUNKS to the beach because you are hardcore like that. I spend half my summer in Sprawl shorts :icon_twis and Truth Fightwear shorts.
"Why is there a Japanese logo on your bathing suit?"
"Because these are fight trunks." <slightly flexes, knowing he looks cool>
If you wore No Gi shorts to the beach, and you were really hardcore, it'd go something like this.
"Why does your bathing suit say 'No Gi' on it?"
<Slaps on a flying triangle choke from hell and chokes them out>
"See that? I didn't use a gi to choke you."
Then all the girls in bikinis come crowding around to see your amazing fighting skills.
Yeah. It's late. And NyQuil time. So it's happy hour.