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The Jake Paul Megathread v2

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The actor the played Dana is not goofy enough.
 
Kids, this is what happens when you're a talentless twat who can't fight but keep determined to be seen as relevant in the fighting world without actually having to achieve anything in it.
 
lol, the rapping is atrocious but kudos for Jake for saying fuck you to combat sports promoters. For the most part, they're all scum. Maybe the one guy who isn't is Coker n that's why his orgs never make the big bucks. But for the most part, boxing promoters, Dana, they're all scumbags who make infinite money but the people doing the work get a much smaller piece of the pie. Jake isn't really the person I'd hope to be the one saying it, but, at least he's saying it so props to him.
 


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Terrible song, moderately funny overall skit.

Brilliant pet issue to run with though. Genuinely brilliant. It keeps his name in the news with the most prominent organization in combat sports. It lets adopt a Stone Cold Steve Austin meets Robin Hood persona, allowing him to be an antihero rather than a cringey court jester (who admittedly developed pretty good hands). What a play. Arguably better than Chael vs Brazil, Bernard Hopkins vs Trinidad/Puerto Rico, Conor vs Aldo’s Brazilian pride and machismo, MAGA Colby, Miami Vice/three piece and a soda Jorge, etc. etc.

That being said, I hope you guys don’t bah like sheep and allow JP to exploit your dislike and resentment of DW to blaze a shortcut into your hearts. He’s still a meathead troll, albeit a very good one.
 
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In the YouTube comments someone mentioned UFC fighters using this has their walkout song, and I officially would sign on that. Lol
If they want to get cut, then sure. Dana isn't really secretive about cutting people once they lose once and aren't draws
 
Antonio McKee appearance. I really hope this doesn't mean that AJ never appears in the UFC
 
I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of this. The guy's just on another level of awful. I guess the entire Paul phenomenon is aimed at the 12-16 demographic?
 
The kid is ballsy I’ll give him that. He could end up out in the desert somewhere all by himself.

That video probably cost more than Ngannou made fighting for the heavyweight championship.
 
If they want to get cut, then sure. Dana isn't really secretive about cutting people once they lose once and aren't draws

why would ufc employees play the song for a fighters walkout? Even if the fighter requested it they would never let it happen.
 
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