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The Jake Paul Megathread v2

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Kids, this is what happens when you're a talentless twat who can't fight but keep determined to be seen as relevant in the fighting world without actually having to achieve anything in it.


That talentless twat kid slept 2 former MMA world champions. Slept A-level athlete and makes more money on 1 social media post than you make in a year.

Just sit this one out.
 
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Who is that cock-eyed cutie?
This fucking YouTube guy is winning at everything lol

like when I yell at my son - what are you gonna make a career at those video games and he like “ well, yah..”


Reporter “Dana tell the truth, you ate Jake Paul didn’t ya?”
DW: “ no” *belchfarts
 
I don’t know what’s weirder his flex or the geeks on here that Stan for his “cause”. He talks about increasing fighter pay but hates on the rich fighters. This tells me he’s just a spoiled ass scab addicted to clout.
 
Jake Paul is a turd, but that was pretty funny.

{<jordan}
 
Lot of Jake Paul hate but why? He took whatever talent he had and maximized it by putting work in the gym. He’s a self-promotor while all other UFC fighters are just employees and get bossed around by Dana.

Paul is popular, financially secure, and independent. Most UFC fighters would switch careers with him in a second if they could.
 
lol, it's actually genius, this 24 year old kid keeps kicking Dana's ass
Gotta love the Faux Cyborg!!! Chorus is catchy too:"F*ck Dana, F*ck Dana White!"
Pink goof would implode if crowds starts chanting this in the UFC venues!
 
Let’s see. Jake Paul is self made, financially secure, makes millions per fight. UFC fighters are just employees under Dana who get bossed around. Most UFC fighters would switch careers with Jake Paul in a second if they could.

I imagine a great many would. But it’s a package deal — the interest question is would you trade income/flexibility if you had to trades *lives* with him too and be a professional jackass with shallow thoughts and interests and pursuits?

Same for someone like McGregor. What is he gonna do with all that money? Get the best seats in the house for Shakespeare? Buy expensive art he doesn’t appreciate? Found a studio and make great movies? No, he’s gonna get drunk on more expensive booze and fly around bombing money on whatever luxury good is put in front of him, that’s all.
 
<{danawhoah}>Bald bozo fuck destroyed. Conor got destroyed, masvidal destroyed, Nate destroyed. YouTube kid raps better than everyone in the ufc and KO’d Woodleyr stiff, KO’d Askren.. Game over
 
That talentless twat kid slept 2 former MMA world champions. Slept A-level athlete and makes more money on 1 social media post than you make in a year.

Just sit this one out.
Hey Jake can I have 10gs just because?
 
dana's going to say he hasn't seen it, but heard something about it. but in reality he's fuming and hates this kid. guaranteed
 
Paul is succeeding. Don’t be a hater, sure he’s only out to make himself look good, but at least it’s at Dana’s expense. Just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Yes, everyone is gaining from this
Dana, Ngannou, Jake in the end all them them will continue to be winners
Only losers in this situations are average joes working for chump change but crying about UFC pay
No matter what they will always be losers
 
Let’s see. Jake Paul is self made, financially secure, makes millions per fight. UFC fighters are just employees under Dana who get bossed around. Most UFC fighters would switch careers with Jake Paul in a second if they could.
This x1000.

who’s Jake Paul? Jake Paul is nobody. I never heard of the guy until the Askren fight. Yet he has more money and fame than all the guys guys he’s ever fought combined.

how? I don’t know how but it is what it is. Dana isn’t paying his guys and needs to be.
 
If they want to get cut, then sure. Dana isn't really secretive about cutting people once they lose once and aren't draws
Well of course, it's just wishful thinking.
 
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