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[Wrath of Foamy]

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live​

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live

Rockstar Games is reportedly letting a terminally ill fan of GTA 6 play the game early after his story went viral online.

tech4gamers.com

i'm not saying it's ever a good thing to pretend to have cancer, but if there was ever a time to do it....

brb catching 24 hour cancer and contacting rockstar games for a pc copy so i can sell it to a piracy group and get mad paid.

man if they'll lock up a guy for life in a mental institution just for leaking information about the game, imagine how much shit i'd be in if i actually leaked a copy of the game? i'd probably be given three death penalties in a country that doesn't have the death penalty. they would bring back the brazen bull and i'd become a martyr for all gamers across the world.

guaranteed if they get caught distributing it they'll be looking at more prison time than plenty of murderers and rapists. yeah tyrone is at the end of his 20 piece after smashing a babies skull in and then going on a high speed pursuit through 12 counties, but little johnny over here will be staying for life after he borrowed a copy of GTA 6 from his friend with cancer and then put it on the internet for all to enjoy.

That kid is privileged.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That kid is privileged.

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

I'm just waiting for the review to come up on Metacritic.

"Buggy, woke, overhyped waste of time"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I'm just waiting for the review to come up on Metacritic.

"Buggy, woke, overhyped waste of time"

"single player campaign feels unfinished. couldn't find anybody to play with online. 0/10"

 

[Thrawn33]

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

"Here's 5 1 TB USB sticks and a bottle of astroglide...figure it out"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Russian officials have issued a stark warning regarding the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, citing concerns over "destructive and vulgar content."

Mikhail Ivanov, Deputy Chairman of the World Russian People’s Council, has labeled the anticipated video game a "dangerous tool of influence" and has threatened a potential ban if specific content changes are not made.

Moral Concerns: Ivanov argues the game is "completely unacceptable to the moral health of society."

Specific Content: The primary point of contention is the rumored inclusion of scenes depicting male striptease.

Cultural Values: Ivanov stated these scenes are a "direct and cynical violation of basic moral norms and traditional spiritual values."

The Demand:To avoid a ban, Ivanov has called on the developers to engineer a localized version of the game, explicitly asking them to "release special, cleaned of immoral
content versions for our market."


so basically they want grand theft auto without grand theft auto. i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

 

[idrankyourbeer]

god damn, they censored gio, the iconic scooter from the GTA series.

what's next from the sherdog gestapo? they gonna try to cancel nekkers from the witcher series?

 

[lweiberg]

Russian officials have issued a stark warning regarding the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, citing concerns over "destructive and vulgar content."

Mikhail Ivanov, Deputy Chairman of the World Russian People’s Council, has labeled the anticipated video game a "dangerous tool of influence" and has threatened a potential ban if specific content changes are not made.

Moral Concerns: Ivanov argues the game is "completely unacceptable to the moral health of society."

Specific Content: The primary point of contention is the rumored inclusion of scenes depicting male striptease.

Cultural Values: Ivanov stated these scenes are a "direct and cynical violation of basic moral norms and traditional spiritual values."

The Demand:To avoid a ban, Ivanov has called on the developers to engineer a localized version of the game, explicitly asking them to "release special, cleaned of immoral
content versions for our market."


so basically they want grand theft auto without grand theft auto. i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

Bring back Niko, and all is forgiven.

 

[HHJ]

i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse.

I know right??

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I know right??

i mean sometimes it happens. just usually on days that end in y.

 

[KaNesDeath]

Ex-Rockstar North President Leslie Benzies Accused of Sexual Assault in 'Epstein Files'

Leslie Benzies has been named in tough allegations in a recent release of 'Epstein files', with accusations of sexual assault surfacing.

insider-gaming.com

 

[Adamant]

This is the community map.

I keep hearing that GTA 6 is likely going to be ~2 to 2.5x the size of GTA V. Which, I'm glad it's bigger than V. Bigger is always better IMO. I love huge game maps. I was horrified when IV came out and was like 1/3 the size of SA.

Anyway, my dream for map size would be: See the big lake just North East of center? Imagine that lake is equal to the size of V. That would be a dream come true if the overall 6 map was THAT huge. Imagine a map that's ~40x the size of GTA V.

Of course if that was really the case it would probably be better to give us a variety of locations (SF, LA, NYC, Miami, Seattle, LV) all in one huge map rather than just one huge state like Florida.

 

[HHJ]

i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

I dont understand what the problem is with shooting a hard working sanitation worker in the face while he's picking up the trash to load into his truck, stealing the truck, running over pedestrians, and then driving it into the atlantic ocean and being shot to pieces by helicopter fire. What the FUCK is so culturally offensive about that?

Why cant I just go up to a roof of a skyscraper and drop a grenade to my feet and explode myself off to the streets far below so I can watch myself fall in slow motion to my death, over and over???

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I dont understand what the problem is with shooting a hard working sanitation worker in the face while he's picking up the trash to load into his truck, stealing the truck, running over pedestrians, and then driving it into the atlantic ocean and being shot to pieces by helicopter fire. What the FUCK is so culturally offensive about that?

Why cant I just go up to a roof of a skyscraper and drop a grenade to my feet and explode myself off to the streets far below so I can watch myself fall in slow motion to my death, over and over???

russia is just so culturally sensitive!

 

[HHJ]

russia is just so culturally sensitive!

I guess it is !

 

[HHJ]

Of course if that was really the case it would probably be better to give us a variety of locations (SF, LA, NYC, Miami, Seattle, LV) all in one huge map rather than just one huge state like Florida.

My dream maps is GTA NYC in nowadays graphics

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Russian officials have issued a stark warning regarding the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, citing concerns over "destructive and vulgar content."

Mikhail Ivanov, Deputy Chairman of the World Russian People’s Council, has labeled the anticipated video game a "dangerous tool of influence" and has threatened a potential ban if specific content changes are not made.

Moral Concerns: Ivanov argues the game is "completely unacceptable to the moral health of society."

Specific Content: The primary point of contention is the rumored inclusion of scenes depicting male striptease.

Cultural Values: Ivanov stated these scenes are a "direct and cynical violation of basic moral norms and traditional spiritual values."

The Demand:To avoid a ban, Ivanov has called on the developers to engineer a localized version of the game, explicitly asking them to "release special, cleaned of immoral
content versions for our market."


so basically they want grand theft auto without grand theft auto. i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

Just make all the prostitutes Ukrainian and all will be fine.

 

[Adamant]

My dream maps is GTA NYC in nowadays graphics

IV wasn't my favorite game or map, and NYC isn't my favorite city in general, but I would be down for another game set in NYC that was closer to scale (instead of a pathetically small map give us something that's 5x the size GTA 6). A more fully realized Manhattan, but then also include Hoboken, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and a chunk of Long Island + The Hamptons. That would be cool.



But how about all that + a way bigger and more fleshed out Los Angeles for contrast. Fly between the two at will.

 

[Adamant]

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live​

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live

Rockstar Games is reportedly letting a terminally ill fan of GTA 6 play the game early after his story went viral online.

tech4gamers.com

i'm not saying it's ever a good thing to pretend to have cancer, but if there was ever a time to do it....

brb catching 24 hour cancer and contacting rockstar games for a pc copy so i can sell it to a piracy group and get mad paid.

man if they'll lock up a guy for life in a mental institution just for leaking information about the game, imagine how much shit i'd be in if i actually leaked a copy of the game? i'd probably be given three death penalties in a country that doesn't have the death penalty. they would bring back the brazen bull and i'd become a martyr for all gamers across the world.

guaranteed if they get caught distributing it they'll be looking at more prison time than plenty of murderers and rapists. yeah tyrone is at the end of his 20 piece after smashing a babies skull in and then going on a high speed pursuit through 12 counties, but little johnny over here will be staying for life after he borrowed a copy of GTA 6 from his friend with cancer and then put it on the internet for all to enjoy.

Guaranteed only the first couple of hours of the main story, some side quests, and restricted free roam were allowed.

 

[Adamant]

Just make all the prostitutes Ukrainian and all will be fine.

Speaking of hookers, I do recall reading bout there being a "Romantic/Cool Romantic/Chaotic Pragmatic/Cool Pragmatic/Chaotic" relationship meter. I hope there are four versions to how things can unfold. I look forward to seeing all versions.

I think first playthrough I'll go for Romantic/Cool, no hookers, no cheating on Lucia. And then second playthrough I'll go for Pragmatic/Chaotic, cheating every chance I get and banging hookers daily. And then whacking them and getting my money back.