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[Wrath of Foamy]

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live​

Rockstar Games Gives GTA 6 Early Access to Terminally ill Fan With 6–12 Months to Live

Rockstar Games is reportedly letting a terminally ill fan of GTA 6 play the game early after his story went viral online.

tech4gamers.com

i'm not saying it's ever a good thing to pretend to have cancer, but if there was ever a time to do it....

brb catching 24 hour cancer and contacting rockstar games for a pc copy so i can sell it to a piracy group and get mad paid.

man if they'll lock up a guy for life in a mental institution just for leaking information about the game, imagine how much shit i'd be in if i actually leaked a copy of the game? i'd probably be given three death penalties in a country that doesn't have the death penalty. they would bring back the brazen bull and i'd become a martyr for all gamers across the world.

guaranteed if they get caught distributing it they'll be looking at more prison time than plenty of murderers and rapists. yeah tyrone is at the end of his 20 piece after smashing a babies skull in and then going on a high speed pursuit through 12 counties, but little johnny over here will be staying for life after he borrowed a copy of GTA 6 from his friend with cancer and then put it on the internet for all to enjoy.

That kid is privileged.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That kid is privileged.

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

I'm just waiting for the review to come up on Metacritic.

"Buggy, woke, overhyped waste of time"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I'm just waiting for the review to come up on Metacritic.

"Buggy, woke, overhyped waste of time"

"single player campaign feels unfinished. couldn't find anybody to play with online. 0/10"

 

[Thrawn33]

i guess they just let him come in to their studios to play.

man i'd be sending in ninjas with 1tb usb sticks.

"Here's 5 1 TB USB sticks and a bottle of astroglide...figure it out"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Russian officials have issued a stark warning regarding the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, citing concerns over "destructive and vulgar content."

Mikhail Ivanov, Deputy Chairman of the World Russian People’s Council, has labeled the anticipated video game a "dangerous tool of influence" and has threatened a potential ban if specific content changes are not made.

Moral Concerns: Ivanov argues the game is "completely unacceptable to the moral health of society."

Specific Content: The primary point of contention is the rumored inclusion of scenes depicting male striptease.

Cultural Values: Ivanov stated these scenes are a "direct and cynical violation of basic moral norms and traditional spiritual values."

The Demand:To avoid a ban, Ivanov has called on the developers to engineer a localized version of the game, explicitly asking them to "release special, cleaned of immoral
content versions for our market."


so basically they want grand theft auto without grand theft auto. i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

 

[idrankyourbeer]

god damn, they censored gio, the iconic scooter from the GTA series.

what's next from the sherdog gestapo? they gonna try to cancel nekkers from the witcher series?

 

[lweiberg]

Russian officials have issued a stark warning regarding the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, citing concerns over "destructive and vulgar content."

Mikhail Ivanov, Deputy Chairman of the World Russian People’s Council, has labeled the anticipated video game a "dangerous tool of influence" and has threatened a potential ban if specific content changes are not made.

Moral Concerns: Ivanov argues the game is "completely unacceptable to the moral health of society."

Specific Content: The primary point of contention is the rumored inclusion of scenes depicting male striptease.

Cultural Values: Ivanov stated these scenes are a "direct and cynical violation of basic moral norms and traditional spiritual values."

The Demand:To avoid a ban, Ivanov has called on the developers to engineer a localized version of the game, explicitly asking them to "release special, cleaned of immoral
content versions for our market."


so basically they want grand theft auto without grand theft auto. i don't see what's so culturally offensive about picking up a hooker on your pimped out gio, banging her behind the strip club, tossing a molotov cocktail at her and firing a rocket into her as she's running away in flames, and then rightfully picking up your money off of her corpse. may as well just ship the russians a copy of my little pony: friendship is magic

Bring back Niko, and all is forgiven.