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the human penis evolved the way it did because you're so bad at sex

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  1. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...doesnt-last-long-enough-ucl-why-a7473401.html
     
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    Anyone who has ever jammed their womb ferret upon reckless entry knows why we do not have bones in our clam hammer.
     
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    If it ain't a bone y I got a boner rite now?
     
  4. I read somewhere the average American male lasts 4 minutes. I can outlast the Average American for sure. Need to compensate for my manlet peen somehow
     
  5. Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah Banned

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    As long as I can get hard I don't care how bad I am at sex

    This is one race I'll win gold everytime I compete.
     
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    If I started off slow I could too but I'm like the wind up jack rabbit, once it's over its over fast.
     
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    so the article claims that at some point a generation of humans just didn't have them because they weren't necessary?

    apparently I don't understand evolution like I thought I did.

    fuck it.
     
  8. Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah Banned

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    It's all bullshit. They make shit up as they go.

    Science.
     
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    Pretty sure that why we have an opposable thumb. ;)
     
  10. scorpipede ring piece

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    yeah I got to call bullshit on this too. The theory isn't because we didn't need it we got rid of it it's the species evolves due to traits that allow it to procreate over other less capable species or within a species, rather. Plus meteors and shit. Dinosoaurs smoked cigarettes too.
     
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    I'm not saying this article is correct, but every feature of the body has a metabolic cost to develop and maintain, as well as being an additional potential point of failure. If the penis bone didn't improve the ability to procreate then there'd be no real selective pressure to keep it and those with a smaller one (and eventually none at all) wouldn't be spending energy resources on that extra bone. Also, think of how often you've accidentally hit your dick on something because of our upright walking posture. Now imagine there was a bone in there that you could fracture. A broken dick bone means no mating while it's healing, and potentially no more mating ever (if the bone doesn't set right or you potentially die if the fracture is bad enough).
     
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    You can't just be lifting Far Side jokes like that.
     
  14. scorpipede ring piece

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    that's a good point. just the other day I was rushing to the basement and banged my dick on the sideboard in my kitchen. I quickly thought "I just banged my dick on the sideboard. at least it wasn't the fellas though" and moved on with my day. A dick bone would have complicated things for sure.
     
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    you saying we need to foot note our posts now buddeh?
     
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    Just some posts. Far Side is part of my childhood, and I won't see the intellectual property besmirched!
     
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    Primates really dont have massive penises anyways. Chimps, monkeys, apes, gorillas, and bamboons have as small a wanker as humans.
     
  18. scorpipede ring piece

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    fair enough! I usually only give credit to fellow posters here when I Dane Cook one of their jokes.

    anything else make the list for you? How about Calvin and Hobbes?
     
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    Calvin and Hobbes definitely. Bloom County too. Those two are the GOAT comic strips.
     
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    Where would i put my dick bone all day if i had one? Either tape it to my leg or my belly. It would be very uncomfortable to walk with it taped to my leg, but would pop out the top of my pants if i tape it to my belly. That would be so unpleasant either way
     

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