the human penis evolved the way it did because you're so bad at sex

who needs to have sex for longer than 7 minutes tho?


pump n dump and get on with your day

fuck you, balucum
 
compared to other primates, humans have a MUCH larger penis in relation to their body to their body size. gorillas are only like 2-3 inches long. the other animals with larger penises in relation to their bodies, whales and elephants also dont have a penis bone

humans have shorter sex because theyre more frequent. a male and female pair and do it multiple times a day, whereas animals like chimps rarely have sex so they have to make it count


https://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/penis-size-and-morphology
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nce-size-great-apes-way-keeping-men-cool.html
http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/e...s-due-upright-posture-body-temperature-328272
 
2 minutes?
If you are only lasting 2 minutes you need to do a pre game warm up.
 
A medical female student is passing her interview in front of the exam committee, or whatevs.
They ask her a question:
-Ms, please, describe male reproductive organs for us.
-Ahem, h-m, it felt to me, like, you know, it was a bone, approximately 8.5 inches long.
The examiner responds:
-Ms, let me tell you something, it only felt like a bone... and 8.5 inches? You just got lucky.
 
yeah I got to call bullshit on this too. The theory isn't because we didn't need it we got rid of it it's the species evolves due to traits that allow it to procreate over other less capable species or within a species, rather. Plus meteors and shit. Dinosoaurs smoked cigarettes too.
Some true SJW malarkey, imo
 
compared to other primates, humans have a MUCH larger penis in relation to their body to their body size. gorillas are only like 2-3 inches long. the other animals with larger penises in relation to their bodies, whales and elephants also dont have a penis bone

humans have shorter sex because theyre more frequent. a male and female pair and do it multiple times a day, whereas animals like chimps rarely have sex so they have to make it count


https://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/penis-size-and-morphology
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nce-size-great-apes-way-keeping-men-cool.html
http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/e...s-due-upright-posture-body-temperature-328272
So... asians evolved from gorillas?
 
So... asians evolved from gorillas?

Actually Aids started when a white guy fucked a Gorilla, thats why you never leave white dudes alone around children and animals. Bad things tend to happen.
 
I don't believe that 2 minute thing for a second. Surely the male average time isn't 2 minutes?

There is a reason why the average length of a dick is slightly less than 6 inches as well. Some dudes just drag the average way WAY down.

Also, I don't believe this study.
 
There is a reason why the average length of a dick is slightly less than 6 inches as well. Some dudes just drag the average way WAY down.
you are thinking about that wrong.
There are a couple micropeen guys with 2 inchers, I guess, but they are balanced out by the small amount of guys with 10 inchers.
If you looked at a chart the amount of 3 inchers would coincide with the 9's, 4's with the 8's, 5's with the 7's and 6 would have more than any other number.

Thats how averages work.
 
If you looked at a chart the amount of 3 inchers would coincide with the 9's, 4's with the 8's, 5's with the 7's and 6 would have more than any other number.

I don't usually look at a chart about penis, but I don't think that's how average works? Isn't that median?
 
I don't usually look at a chart about penis, but I don't think that's how average works? Isn't that median?
it's variance around the norm my friend
Median is just the middle most actual example of (in this case) a penis length.
The "mode" would be the penis length most people actually have.

But basically what I am saying is there is no way to suggest there is more variance from the norm below the average of 5.5-6 inches than there is above it.
Especially since I've never heard of a penis below 1 inch but I have heard of one above 10 (which makes it seem like there would be more variance above than below).
 
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