Strength training for the puny

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Hockey's fun to watch when my team is doing well (Colorado Avalanche). When Colorado and Detroit had some of their classic match ups several years back, the Sakic, Forsberg, Roy years...I watched every game.

Today I could give a shit who's playing, and would rather watch glue dry...
 
You know what's fun to watch?
The Tour de France. I know, I know...
Watching Lance all those years climbing the mountains, man...
 
It's fun to watch fat people wait for their food.
 
Something like cardio *shudders*

2 Mile run

A set of 50 pressups

A set of 50 situps

This afternoon I'm off to London to see type O negative, hellz yeah!
 
Stonebreaker said:
Wait... Type O Negative? Have we had a Goth amongst us this whole time?
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Type O is for manly goths though. See the lyrics to "I like goils" for example:

Forget the jar of Vaseline
Hey rich-bitch boy I'm not gonna be your queen
And yeah,
You can drool, beg me and hope
There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap
OK,
I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer
So take your rage and disappear
But I'm proud not to be PC
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

Now I don't know whose ass you've licked
No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick
He says:
"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"
Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbians
You're right
A sexist pig, I guess it's true
(I hate all men including you)
I don't care what you think of me
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute
But I don't deal well with compacted poop
So look,
If my views make you annoyed
You're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoids
So now,
To make it clear that you can't bone me
My tattooed ass reads "exit only"
I don't care much for sodomy
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world"
end.


And another manly Goth song, "Todds Ship Gods (Above All Things)"

Grease, sweat, coffee, faded shipyard pictures
Giant living there I used to know
Author of the testosterone scriptures
Where did you go?

Now I remember what he told me that time
Falling from my bike, scraping my knee:
"If you're gonna weep, keep it from sunshine,
so no one sees"

I won't cry - "Above all things boy, be a man"

See little boy hiding amongst shadows
Ashamed of tears exposing ancient pain
From the storms predicted by the Tarot:
Pray for the rain

I won't cry - "Above all things boy,
be a man"
 
This song pumps me up more than any metal song...and it's played on an accoustic that soudns like shit.

"Walking Is Still Honest" by Against Me!

Dear mother,
This is just survival.
Cannot promise your children everything,
But you would lie so they can sleep tonight.
Defeat tasted nothing like you said.
Still 22 days left till the end of the world.
My legacy was making you a man
For a justice I could not change.
This is one voice not to forget;
"Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron fisted champion,
An iron willed fuck up."

Can anybody tell me why God won't speak to me?
Why Jesus never called on me to part the fucking seas?
Why death is easier than living?
You can be almost anything
When you're on your fucking knees.
Not today,
Not my son,
Not my family,
Not while walking is still honest,
And you haven't given up on me.

Dear shithead,
This isn't happening;
The sky is really falling,
The paint's all made of lead,
There's asbestos in the walls,
Hell's coming to rip off the doors
To your priveleged heaven.
Do you want to love and feel it?
You can look but you can't taste it.
You can reach but you'll never have it.
We are untouchable;
Untouchable is something to be.

Can anybody tell me why God won't speak to me?
Why Jesus never called on me to part the fucking seas?
Why death is easier than living?
You can be almost anything
When you're on your fucking knees.
Not today,
Not my son,
Not my family,
Not while walking is still honest,
And you haven't given up on me,
And you haven't given up on me,
And you haven't forgotten me...
 
I said Goth, not Emo, didn't I?

I'm still picturing Smashius all decked out in his Anne Rice inspired Lestat costume with some black polish on his fingernails, though.

Looks like I'll have to put Finnegan and Bacon in that image, too. :)
 
*patiently waits for stonebreakers opinion on "good" music*
 
+1 for Against Me!

"Pints of Guinness Make You Strong" and "Those Anarcho-Punks Are Mysterious" have the same effect for me, but "Walking is Still Honest" takes it... just so fucking sincere, if that makes sense.
 
Goth: A hip way to let the world know that you like black....a lot.
 
bacon said:
*patiently waits for stonebreakers opinion on "good" music*
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I double checked my posts: I didn't say Goth was bad, only that I hadn't figured Smashius for a Goth. :icon_twis

Rechecking the posts also showed me that the lyrics you posted weren't Type O-, but Against Me!, a band about which I know nothing. Perhaps you don't paint your fingernails after all. :)
 
SmashiusClay said:
Something like cardio *shudders*

2 Mile run

A set of 50 pressups

A set of 50 situps

This afternoon I'm off to London to see type O negative, hellz yeah!
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Seeing that London is not to far for you and you like music with guitars, you should go and see this concert on July 2nd (some of my favorite bands, so I'm doing some advertising):

http://www.last.fm/event/158353

Isis, Boris and Oxbow

If you stand close to the stage when Oxbow is playing, you might get to grapple with the singer.
 
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