St. Carnal's Pub

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Alan Goode said:
Good for you, you'll love it.

You'll obviously be a back, unless you're playing with a bunch of midgets.

How fast you you pump those little legs of yours?
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Yeah, I'll be trying out for the midget squad, we play the bilnd and deaf schools usually, so we're always top of the league, except in stature.

I've never been known to be super fast, but once I get in shape to run (which takes a while for me) I can run for days, and I'll be able to keep up a solid pace. I always fall back on my only saving grace in cross country: hill runs, I won, I'd beat our 16 minute guys easy. That and the saturday morning runs, after 2 miles I'd be able to kill them, with an equal or worse hangover.
 
Speaking of hangovers, your boy Taylor is drinking tonight.

Best thing about not drinking every night? You don't need to down a half gallon to get drunk.

I'm pretty sure no matter how much I drink I won't get as silly as Juan though.

You were a FUNNY son of a bitch the other night dude. Did you make up the Tay Tay thing or did somebody tell you about that? Girlfriends and training partners actually do call me that. More so the former. You wanna be my punk or something?
 
Negative, I just made it up. I was in the zone. If by in the zone, I mean "woke up at 7 AM in pain, got my ass home and started drinking".

Now that my shit's cleaned out, it doesn't even hurt. Granted, that could be the huge bandage, neosporin, and shit ton of Aleve, but who knows? I'm no doctor.

I only drink Thursday-Saturday night with the occasional football Sunday. On Thursday night I bought an 18 of Bud Light and a 12 of Yuengling to stock my fridge for the next couple of weeks. I didn't drink any thursday, but.... once Friday rolled around, the haze began and I awoke to just 2 beers in my fridge Sunday morning. Fuck.
 
Yesterday I went to the cider mill. I ate three cinnamon-sugar donuts and two slices of apple pie and drank five cups of cider in the course of about 20 minutes.

One time, I ate 50 hard boiled eggs.
 
I took my Beta Alanine this morning with spiced apple cider. It was delicious. Tasted like a redhead.
 
I think you're hooked on Beta Alanine. Might be time to check yourself into Betty's.
 
Yea, old Finn looked like the guy at the bar who everyone knew not to fuck with, but he was the life of the party at the same time.
 
I just listened to the second Traffic album, "Traffic," which is great -- jazzy, sometimes spacy, well-crafted late '60s rock. Contains one of the band's best-known songs, "Feelin' Alright," and a couple other somewhat well-known ones, "Pearly Queen" and "40,000 Headmen." I feel like I should be smoking pot.

Then I attempted to listen to Slayer's 1994 effort, "Divine Intervention," which is pretty much crap. Sounds like they wrote it in about 20 minutes. The vocal melodies and rhythmic patterns are notably underdeveloped. Also, the mix puts the vocals and bass drums too far out front. I feel like I should be dismembering a body.
 
Guys, when I party, I party...
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finnegan said:
Guys, when I party, I party...
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HAHA! I knew it! Did you build that fire? I can barely light a fucking match, let alone get a fire to start when I want to.

And fatty, that video was fucking hilarious.
 
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