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I apparently fart a lot in my sleep. So, once they figure that out, no reason not to do it in front of a chick when I'm awake.
 
Sonny said:
No, but one time I was doing inclines and didn't notice that I forgot to add weight to one side of the bar. As I pressed up, one end tipped over and all the plates slid off, then the other side tipped over and all those plates slid off, as this was happening I let out the LOUDEST LONGEST triple octave fart in the history of breaking wind. Everyone stood and stared at me.
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LMAO Sonny.

I used to care about farting and now I don't so much. I fart like crazy during my workouts. I think in general I'm probably on the stinky side of the spectrum as a man, but not too bad.
I don't care so much about it like I used to.
I kind of mini-shart on a regular basis during strenuous activity, mostly lifting related. My solution to skid marks is brown underwear.
 
Bubble Boy said:
LMAO Sonny.

I used to care about farting and now I don't so much. I fart like crazy during my workouts. I think in general I'm probably on the stinky side of the spectrum as a man, but not too bad.
I don't care so much about it like I used to.
I kind of mini-shart on a regular basis during strenuous activity, mostly lifting related. My solution to skid marks is brown underwear.
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Christ, that's rugged stuff dude.
 
Hey bacon, does Bacon fart?
Of all the animals in my family (2 lap dogs, 2 cats, 1 turtle, 1 beta fish), only the tom cat Pluto farts. It smells worse than any human fart I have ever smelled.
He goes away and chases girls cats for days on end, brings home a bird he's killed, gorges on food and water, then lays around sleeping and farting for about 24 hours.
Then he's off again for a couple days.
What a life.
 
Bubble Boy said:
Hey bacon, does Bacon fart?
Of all the animals in my family (2 lap dogs, 2 cats, 1 turtle, 1 beta fish), only the tom cat Pluto farts. It smells worse than any human fart I have ever smelled.
He goes away and chases girls cats for days on end, brings home a bird he's killed, gorges on food and water, then lays around sleeping and farting for about 24 hours.
Then he's off again for a couple days.
What a life.
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I think the correct question is "does bacon ever NOT fart?" Bulldogs are stink machines.
 
Sonny said:
Not just sharting, but sharting on a regular basis.
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I may have made it sound worse than it is. If I work a strenuous day at work, and squeeze in a heavy lifting session on my lunch break, and then do two hours of judo; there's likely to be skid marks at the end of the day, that's all.

But yeah, I've got a couple of issues...
I've got gall bladder issues (gall stones), and a hemorrhoid...

I'm going to shut the fuck up now...
 
Bubble Boy said:
I may have made it sound worse than it is. If I work a strenuous day at work, and squeeze in a heavy lifting session on my lunch break, and then do two hours of judo; there's likely to be skid marks at the end of the day, that's all.

But yeah, I've got a couple of issues...
I've got gall bladder issues (gall stones), and a hemorrhoid...

I'm going to shut the fuck up now...
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Might not be sharting, me be you suck at wiping your ass. IT happens to the best of us.
 
Sonny said:
Might not be sharting, me be you suck at wiping your ass. IT happens to the best of us.
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No. I'm a very diligent ass wiper. VERY DILIGENT.
HOWEVER... I scratch my ass quite a bit. Like really digging up in there to get the itch scratching. So...
 
Bubble Boy said:
No. I'm a very diligent ass wiper. VERY DILIGENT.
HOWEVER... I scratch my ass quite a bit. Like really digging up in there to get the itch scratching. So...
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Ass scratching is like cracking your knuckles. The more you do it, the more you HAVE to do it.
 
I spoke too soon, the Diamond Backs just smacked a 3 run home run. 6-4 now. 8th.
 
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