St. Carnal's Pub

[Deleted member 130905]

I want to have beers and wild turkey with Finnegan.

Fixed.

 

[finnegan]

You just want to have beers, period.

 

[finnegan]

So do I. Fuck.

 

[juanlawnmower]

*sips bud light*

Finnegan, grab an axe, some gas, and come on over.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Any of you guys try superpump?

 

[bacon]

I only had 4 drinks this weekend. 3 Johnny Walker Blacks, and a Vodka on the rocks.

I stick to the strong shit when I"m sick.

 

[Henry Swanson]

I stick to the strong shit when I"m sick.

My mom used to give me a shot of scotch whenever I got the flu as a kid.

 

[bacon]

I used to get Jaeger form my grandma.

 

[Henry Swanson]

I used to get Jaeger form my grandma.

Oh yeah, I'd get that when I had the stomach flu.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

god, I hate jaeger.

 

[bacon]

Anyone ever shit their pants while lifting? I had a close call tonight. Stupid DayQuil-induced liquidy boo-boos.

 

[bacon]

Jaeger is NEVER a good idea for me, but Applecorn is way worse. I get belligerent on that shit.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Anyone ever shit their pants while lifting? I had a close call tonight. Stupid DayQuil-induced liquidy boo-boos.

No, but one time I was doing inclines and didn't notice that I forgot to add weight to one side of the bar. As I pressed up, one end tipped over and all the plates slid off, then the other side tipped over and all those plates slid off, as this was happening I let out the LOUDEST LONGEST triple octave fart in the history of breaking wind. Everyone stood and stared at me.

There was the NO-Xplode incident as well.

 

[bacon]

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

 

[MatterOverMind]

Jager is nasty, but I have no problem with Jagerbombs.

Jagerbombs and Heinekin.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Anyone ever shit their pants while lifting?

Sort of, but not really. More like a shart. Or maybe a series of sharts leading to some unwelcome dampness. It's all a blur.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

That's very, very strange.

 

[Henry Swanson]

I don't fart in front of women. Ever. I'm not really sure why, I just don't. My wife has heard me fart one time in 8 years and that's because I forgot she was in the room.

I'm usually like that when I first start dating a woman because I'm not yet comfortable to let it rip. I recall many a night trying to hold my farts in and being in agony. To be honest though, I'm more of a belcher as opposed to a farter. My last job working with all dudes they would fart all day. I can go days without having to fart.

 

[bacon]

I don't even fart in front of my mom. I belch like a champ though.

 

[Henry Swanson]

I don't even fart in front of my mom. I belch like a champ though.

Just blame it on your dog, unless of course people can tell the difference between your "brands."