So you find this in your house

[Rhood]

I would setup hidden camera's all over my rented 2-bedroom apartment and then place an ad on craigslist for people to rent the other empty room.
Then I would have people come into the apt and look at the room while that thing is crawling around as I simultaneously record the broadcast and upload it on youtube.
It's gonna be gold Jerry!

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I'd hit it with a shovel. Bunch of soft men in this thread.

 

[norcal313]

Same thing I did as a kid, take it outside in the sun and burn the shit out of it with a magnifying glass.

 

[Breakage]

I'd hit it with a shovel. Bunch of soft men in this thread.

You like your men hard then?

 

[HugeFanSmallBod]

I'd hit it with a shovel. Bunch of soft men in this thread.

Oh I think most everyone would man up and kill it. But it wouldnt nerve you in the slightest? Not even a shiver?

I bet you can look your grandmother right in the vagina with no reaction.

 

[TheStruggle]

The original story about this spider is the guy was getting into the shower when he looked up and…you know

 

[Liquid Smoke]

You like your men hard then?

Who doesn't?

Oh I think most everyone would man up and kill it. But it wouldnt nerve you in the slightest? Not even a shiver?

I bet you can look your grandmother right in the vagina with no reaction.

I'd freak for sure. And grannie's poontang... don't wanna think about it.

 

[Da City of God]

My mind:

In Reality:

 

[n...not crazy]

Make it a ham sandwich, and ask if it wants a drink.

 

[Zeroinnes]

Don't be scared, Sherhomies.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Lysol and a cigarette lighter.

 

[El Chimpo]

blow my house up

 

[Troublesome10]

Get the fuck out of its newly acquired house.

lol'd

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Have sex with it.

 

[CoolB]

 

[fatalis]

Propose.

 

[kuromusha]

These things vs the Giant Hornets would make a good Superfight

That spider is only good because of his reach. If he moved up in weight, he'd get destroyed.

 

[Kruppe]

If I can get to my gun, I'll take care of it.

If not, burn the house down.

 

[Striderxdj]

When I lived in Az, these things were all over the place where I lived.

Nothing like carrying a load of clothes into the garage and having one run across your foot... they're like 4 inches and hard to kill.

 

[The One True]

call 911 lol.