So you find this in your house

[TheStruggle]

What do you do?

 

[Wrath621]

Shit my pants

 

[CardonaLJ**]

What. The. Fuck. Is. That?

I'd turn tail and run. I ain't fucking with no facehugger

 

[The Clamburglar]

Assume the fetal position and cry.

 

[Scrody]

Fire

 

[melvinj0]

Tame it and conquer the world.

 

[Harbinger]

Get the fuck out of its newly acquired house.

 

[RSmith47]

Tame it, teach it some jokes and start a sitcom.

 

[Red Eyed Buddha]

Cry and scream uncontrollably while setting the house on fire.

It's the only logical solution.

 

[FlyingHendo]

I'd feed it. I'm familiar with spiders.

 

[Space Cat]

Spray it with Air Freshener and run away and cry.

 

[JAEGERX]

what the hell is that

 

[RSmith47]

Spray it with Air Freshener and run away and cry.

You know what, I believe this based on that goofy look on your face in your avatar.

 

[TheRash]

Call the U.S. Air Force and request a carpet bombing on the entire city.

 

[Organic Damage]

So you gonna tell us what that is or what?

If it's a spider or anything spider related, I agree with the guy above who said to leave it to its newly acquired home.

 

[Lavitz]

Grab it and throw it outside.

 

[Caution]

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Pair him up with a house centipede and make your own buddy/cop film:

 

[Red Eyed Buddha]

Get the fuck out of its newly acquired house.

A few days ago I was taking my AC out of the window. While I was cleaning the ledge a hornet (a bit bigger than my thumb) flew into the room.
I, of course, left the room, shut the door and began cursing.

Anyway, after a few minutes of that, I decided to ether let this thing own my room until it dies. Or smash the fuck out of the thing for think it can just own my room.

This TS Medusa thing is completely different. Ether:
Leave the house and let it raise your children.
Stay and become it's slave.
or BURN EVERYTHING.

 

[Zer]

Holy shit that's some sloppy painting. I'd probably just get a new window frame in there