So Who Are You? For grapplers:

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WUchi said:
it wasnt even that long, you guys ever read a book ?

funny as fuck, i'm a good combination of about 4 or 5 of those
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i'm with you - what a bunchof unoriginal infected pus drips these losers are - this was a great read - very funny
 
What about the "what did I do wrong guy"

Even when technique and drilling is over and it is time to spar, he is nothing but questions , escape his guard "what did I do wrong?", take him down "what did I do wrong?", mount him "what did I do wrong?", submission "what did I do wrong?". Like shut up and spar already.
 
Commando Guy: Thinks that all forms of underwear obviously restrict his game and hence chooses to go without. Nothing like a testicle rubbing on your inner thigh to freak you out and let him pass with ease. (Does help sharpen your north/south position escapes though.)

he he he
 
i was laughin my ass off because i know so many of those people. The Lot shark was outside the gym the other day and i couldnt believe you called it.

I am definetly the humble guy but not cause i can tap anyone i just get very uncomfortable if i learn something well and tap a better guy.
I guess i'm the sweat dripper. i apologize but i have a constantly high body temperature.

brother=heelhook hero
 
I used to Judo (non-seriously) when I was younger and I still recognise a lot of those types.

Definitely "The instructor" .... had a dude that was like a black belt and the instructors right-hand man ... yet he never rolled because of a bad shoulder injury and he never took much of the class ... just used to sit in the corner and shout out comments while we were practisiing.
 
Im probably a "heel hook hero" more than anything else, those leglocks are so damned tempting!
 
unfortunately I somewhat fit into the humble/pre excuse guy....i'm 34 though...after 7 years of being good at jiu jitsu...i deserve a break.....
 
unfortunately I somewhat fit into the humble/pre excuse guy....i'm 34 though...after 7 years of being good at jiu jitsu...i deserve a break.....
 
edit double post......oh my goodness....i made an excuse above about making an excuse!! shit..i need some help..
 
I am the "ball buster" I will tap you out and then let you know you suck and laugh in your face.

If I tap out - I tell you "good job" then punch you right in the balls.
 
im kindy the natural, ive been doing it for a month and already taped everyone in my class atleast once, also im kinda the risk taker trying to make up new moves and do sakuraba like gaurd passing and cartwheel takedowns and shit, but im only half serious when i do that, but if it works then im happy, but ide say more the natural, its only a month and my teacher who ,helped bas rutten get ready for his fights with randleman and tk, wants me to do a NAGA tourny in sept
 
how do you have the time to make a pointless post like this.....
Thank god for the internet or you would have no life.
 
couldn't read it all.

I'd say im the Belfort/Nogueira syndrome guy when I used to train more frequently.

Go in and look amazing one day tap out guys way better and more experienced.

Take a few days off, struggle against a newcomer.

Next day, get totally dominated and destroyed by those better and more experienced guys.

Nogueira syndrome because I would be going 1 submission to another never paying attention to positioning, always going balls to the wall then calming down, waiting and exploding again at any chance. But I started to correct that later as it was really silly of me. A smart grappler is more mindful of positioning and secures it first before trying to end the fight.
 
I really love this thread I posted this link on my camdemy's site and they loved it
 
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