So I'm at the bar

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  1. 84percentcool

    84percentcool The Duke

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    Per usual on FS1 fights and some kid with massive acne scars turns to me after Wonderboy wins and says, "I'd love to fight that guy."
    "Really? Why's that?" Is all I could muster.
    "Doesn't look like he likes to be hit in the face."
    All I could say in response was, "well he just destroyed the former champ in less than 1 round. Don't think you'd reach his face."

    Is this really the thought that goes through the average casual fan's head? Shit is driving me nuts. I need to kill this pint and go play some Dark Souls.
     
  2. Brock Tober

    Brock Tober Brown Belt

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    Find a different bar.
     
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    IngaVovchanchyn Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    I absolutely adore drunk sports bar MMA fans. You've never even begun to discuss MMA until you have to argue down three elderly black ladies going on about Correia's power.
     
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  4. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Sounds like this guy's weird way of expressing his jealousy of people without acne scars.
     
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  5. MoMurdah

    MoMurdah Orange Belt

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    Sounds like he is up for a challenge and you are 16% bitchass
     
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    Sgt Smith Bassed God

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    I love people who think they understand how to fight because they sucker punched some guy one time.
     
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    frederick Black Belt

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    These are the people who deserve to get their wish.
     
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  8. pick999

    pick999 Red Belt

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    what?
     
  9. 84percentcool

    84percentcool The Duke

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    Nah, the bartenders are awesome people and it's right down the street.
     
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    84percentcool The Duke

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    Exactly.
     
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    SuperNerd Season Mode.

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    I'm currently working a project, inviting my roommate's younger brother to watch MMA with me. He had to work tonight though.

    He is almost? 20.. He's young, annoying, stupid and very big but I really enjoy watching MMA through his virgin eyes. "Why isn't he punching him?!" "I'd just take that guy down". There was a time when I'd go "you know, they don't want to get hit right?" but now I enjoy watching this guy become more and more savvy without any influence.
     
  12. JAGDPANZER209

    JAGDPANZER209 STONED TO THE BONE

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    84percentcool The Duke

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    Haha that sounds like a fun project to observe.
     
  14. Warbringer Doom

    Warbringer Doom Blue Belt

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    That's my favorite shit. I LOVE gettin drunk and listening to some dildo talk about how "GSP is gay cause he lays on people." "He's looks like Van Damme, why doesn't he fight like him? I think Van Damme would kick his ass." Actual quotes from a drunk dildo at a bar in Portland.
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    You talk to yourself too much OP.
     
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    ignorant fans will be ignorant. you should have marched in there with a set of Ornstein's armor
     
  17. I am Everywhere

    I am Everywhere Sherdog Millionaire

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    What did he say in response?
     
  18. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    All I can see is those old black ladies from Dawg Fight they keep interviewing for no reason.
     
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    84percentcool The Duke

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    He shrugged.
     
  20. wookie brawl

    wookie brawl Brown Belt

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    That acne scarred kid is probably some misfit loner who has grandiose idea about himself.
     

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