Per usual on FS1 fights and some kid with massive acne scars turns to me after Wonderboy wins and says, "I'd love to fight that guy." "Really? Why's that?" Is all I could muster. "Doesn't look like he likes to be hit in the face." All I could say in response was, "well he just destroyed the former champ in less than 1 round. Don't think you'd reach his face." Is this really the thought that goes through the average casual fan's head? Shit is driving me nuts. I need to kill this pint and go play some Dark Souls.
I absolutely adore drunk sports bar MMA fans. You've never even begun to discuss MMA until you have to argue down three elderly black ladies going on about Correia's power.
I'm currently working a project, inviting my roommate's younger brother to watch MMA with me. He had to work tonight though. He is almost? 20.. He's young, annoying, stupid and very big but I really enjoy watching MMA through his virgin eyes. "Why isn't he punching him?!" "I'd just take that guy down". There was a time when I'd go "you know, they don't want to get hit right?" but now I enjoy watching this guy become more and more savvy without any influence.
That's my favorite shit. I LOVE gettin drunk and listening to some dildo talk about how "GSP is gay cause he lays on people." "He's looks like Van Damme, why doesn't he fight like him? I think Van Damme would kick his ass." Actual quotes from a drunk dildo at a bar in Portland.
