Shoop that Terrified Rogan!

[chunglii]

nah i just have been on here forever and reddit and imgur, im like desensitized to memes, ive seen it all haha... dont listen to me, you guys do good work, ive just seen it all... i think im developing a unabomber mentality, im a computer programmer/analyst and my life is computers and they make me sick

i hate texting people and posting shit but seriously im in a cubicle and it is all i got to keep me from going insane im already kinda insane... ive gotten to a point where i refuse to correct typos or use proper grammar

i text first drafts only and people gotta figure it out, autocorrect and all

please don't

 

[MyJoinDateGlitched]

please don't

the difference with me is i respect human life, im not a coward and im not selfish... it is ok to hate technology and like people

 

[chunglii]

the difference with me is i respect human life, im not a coward and im not selfish... it is ok to hate technology and like people

Use your woodworking skills for good instead of evil

 

[bigwaverider]

nah i just have been on here forever and reddit and imgur, im like desensitized to memes, ive seen it all haha... dont listen to me, you guys do good work, ive just seen it all... i think im developing a unabomber mentality, im a computer programmer/analyst and my life is computers and they make me sick

i hate texting people and posting shit but seriously im in a cubicle and it is all i got

Shoops will grow brah. These new Shoopers will over take the old farts of the past and make them look like dinosaurs. Right guys?

I never understood how programmers even kept their eyesight. I tried it in college and all I saw was pixels and blinking screens. That was back in the old CRT VGA 60HZ days, so ya'll must need some good res and refresh rates to keep your eyes. Kept me up for days with a stack of soda cans and pizza boxes outlining my body (I programmed on the floor).

But I do agree with your comment for the most part. Once you have seen the BME Olympics, how far can you go? But, i am confident our Shoopers will break that mold.

 

[MyJoinDateGlitched]

Shoops will grow brah. These new Shoopers will over take the old farts of the past and make them look like dinosaurs. Right guys?

I never understood how programmers even kept their eyesight. I tried it in college and all I saw was pixels and blinking screens. That was back in the old CRT VGA 60HZ days, so ya'll must need some good res and refresh rates to keep your eyes. Kept me up for days with a stack of soda cans and pizza boxes outlining my body (I programmed on the floor).

But I do agree with your comment for the most part. Once you have seen the BME Olympics, how far can you go? But, i am confident our Shoopers will break that mold.

im sure there is some good stuff in this thread, i liked robbie lawler flaming my white belt lol. But yeah something about a computer screen, i have this fucking headache just looking at my screen. It doesn't hurt but i feel different, like i have stayed up all night and now seeing the sun. I feel dead inside. In 10 minutes I leave work and then if i want to talk to my friends i got to get on a fucking computer to text them because nobody likes to talk anymore. Ugh fucking hate computers LOL

 

[TrainInVain]

Shocked Rogan is just funny looking in that pic. He looks so frumpy.



Roganized. Special guest appearance by Potato.

Potato bless. He's da real mvp.

 

[bigwaverider]

im sure there is some good stuff in this thread, i liked robbie lawler flaming my white belt lol. But yeah something about a computer screen, i have this fucking headache just looking at my screen. It doesn't hurt but i feel different, like i have stayed up all night and now seeing the sun. I feel dead inside. In 10 minutes I leave work and then if i want to talk to my friends i got to get on a fucking computer to text them because nobody likes to talk anymore. Ugh fucking hate computers LOL

I dunno brah. Find something you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. Either that or come out to the farm in Hawaii and unplug - no TV or radio. Go hunting with the boys - we need to eat. Kill a pig. If you can stomach it, you will never feel so alive in your life (I can't stomach it). Wish you luck, but with this technology it will only get worse.

Potato bless. He's da real mvp.

HAHA! so true.

 

[bigwaverider]

Someone should do a shoop that combines Doomsday with Rogan

Here ya go brother. I don't even know who that guy is, but here is your Doomsday Shoop.

 

[MyJoinDateGlitched]

I dunno brah. Find something you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. Either that or come out to the farm in Hawaii and unplug - no TV or radio. Go hunting with the boys - we need to eat. Kill a pig. If you can stomach it, you will never feel so alive in your life (I can't stomach it). Wish you luck, but with this technology it will only get worse.




HAHA! so true.

i'd like to join the military to be honest but i have too many bills and people im responsible for, i am in economic prison, me i can live in a fucking jungle, i dont need the fucking economy, but people that depend on me need it so i have to help them. Id love to go to Syria and fight with the Kurds or some shit. 9-5 is true hell. No amount of money in the world would make sitting on a computer for 8 hours a day worth it. And then your personal life everything is a fucking computer... this is what i think about when i see a meme xD

 

[Buff]

Do it yourself ya lazy bum.

HAHA! Sweet avatar! I so want to get you one of these brah. (Buff does his Shooping on cell phone if anyone doesn't know)

I may give that a go brother

Hahahaha! Dude you have no idea... sometimes when I go to sleep I can see Shadfaces or whatever I've been editing in front of my eyes!!

Thanks for the average dude... That's a keeper. I think my avatar game has peaked. You're the best... The eyebrows are a special touch!

 

[Deleted member 491001]

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Do it yourself ya lazy bum.

HAHA! Sweet avatar! I so want to get you one of these brah. (Buff does his Shooping on cell phone if anyone doesn't know)

I may give that a go brother

Magnificent roasting/shooting white belt gif!!

I will say shooping on a phone is rough but convenient. At least me and @Buff are getting into it!

And I should note, as you did above, that you've been a good motivator and coach. I agree the quality of technique/execution AND the concepts has gone up drastically. As long as my technique/execution is ignored in this synopsis haha!

 

[Buff]

I dunno brah. Find something you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. Either that or come out to the farm in Hawaii and unplug - no TV or radio. Go hunting with the boys - we need to eat. Kill a pig. If you can stomach it, you will never feel so alive in your life (I can't stomach it). Wish you luck, but with this technology it will only get worse.




HAHA! so true.

Way off topic but I killed a pig once... I was so fucking hungry during a period travelling the south Pacific that I bought the fucker and brained it with the back side of a hatchet... Nothing has ever tasted better or made me feel me in tune with what I was eating... I started with the heart, cooked it on stones then wrapped it and buried it underground oven style... Still the meal I've enjoyed more than any other to this day.

 

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[Buff]

Magnificent roasting/shooting white belt gif!!

I will say shooping on a phone is rough but convenient. At least me and @Buff are getting into it!

For me it's a stress buster... Takes me out of the fact work is a bitch and my personal life is unhappily chaotic. Nothing has to be amazing as long as people get what I'm doing, and I have a laugh despite all the gay porn that arrived in my picture galley for the Rockhold thread!

What app are you using? I'm on Picsart which is OK but I can't edit pictures after if added them to another one so blending is impossible. I want something I can at least change the effect on a new image instead of saving it and changing both together because that looks even worse.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

For me it's a stress buster... Takes me out of the fact work is a bitch and my personal life is unhappily chaotic. Nothing has to be amazing as long as people get what I'm doing, and I have a laugh despite all the gay porn that arrived in my picture galley for the Rockhold thread!

What app are you using? I'm on Picsart which is OK but I can't edit pictures after if added them to another one so blending is impossible. I want something I can at least change the effect on a new image instead of saving it and changing both together because that looks even worse.

First paragraph describes my life too. It's why I've always liked the shoop threads too. There's something about seeing images superimposed in unrealistic, chaotic manners that has a mollifying effect on my stress reaction to life.

Using a free app called "cut paste photos" on Android. First one I've tried. You can edit a cutout before its pasted but not after so no ability to blend as far as I have found, but it's only been a couple weeks. Ability to do "smart cutout" which can smooth edges by looking for edges of shapes or can do exact cutout. Also store cutouts in small side menu for easily reusing.

Least favorite part is that you can only add one cutout in a single edit of the photo. To add more you need to save the photo, export it to your phone gallery, and open it in the app again and add another cutout. My latest pic in the "met Luke rockhold" thread took a while because of this, but I'll be damned if the finished product wasn't worth it.

 

[Buff]

First paragraph describes my life too. It's why I've always liked the shoop threads too. There's something about seeing images superimposed in unrealistic, chaotic manners that has a mollifying effect on my stress reaction to life.

Using a free app called "cut paste photos" on Android. First one I've tried. You can edit a cutout before its pasted but not after so no ability to blend as far as I have found, but it's only been a couple weeks. Ability to do "smart cutout" which can smooth edges by looking for edges of shapes or can do exact cutout. Also store cutouts in small side menu for easily reusing.

Least favorite part is that you can only add one cutout in a single edit of the photo. To add more you need to save the photo, export it to your phone gallery, and open it in the app again and add another cutout. My latest pic in the "met Luke rockhold" thread took a while because of this, but I'll be damned if the finished product wasn't worth it.

Yeah dude... I hear that. Sherdog is my escape... Sherdog and the other foul shit I get up to when I'm not hating work or arguing with a female about some shit I did or didn't do.

Sounds like your app and mine both have their virtues... You can free crop, add as many pictures as you want, change perspective, angle, stretch and all types of other cool shit, but borders on cutouts are really tough on mine... You can erase and airbrush edges though but it's so hard on a phone I don't bother too much because it hurts my eyes. Great for groups of heads though... And for that hotdog pic. that's the most extensive one I've done but I was sad not to be able to blend the faces beforehand.

 

[bigwaverider]

Magnificent roasting/shooting white belt gif!! I will say shooping on a phone is rough but convenient. At least me and @Buff are getting into it!
And I should note, as you did above, that you've been a good motivator and coach. I agree the quality of technique/execution AND the concepts has gone up drastically. As long as my technique/execution is ignored in this synopsis haha!

Thanks about that gif. It's a doozy. Needs to be spread forum wide.

I dunno how u guys do it on the phones. Such small screens. Even the monster beast phones with 6 inch screens are too tiny. Funny how the evolution of cell phones went from the brick phone down to these little tiny ones. Then we discovered we could watch porn and now they are getting bigger again.

We need to have a cell phone Shoop contest. That would be the bomb but too hard to really know if someone actually made in on cell. I gotta try cell phone shooping sometime. Maybe familiarize myself with it & to know the pain u guys go through.

Thanks for the compliment too. Been a little lax on the tutorials with the NGS Contest coming up, trying to juggle my other contests that I enter on other sites, and just got rid of some guests that had been here for 2 weeks.

Hahahaha! Dude you have no idea... sometimes when I go to sleep I can see Shadfaces or whatever I've been editing in front of my eyes!!

Thanks for the average dude... That's a keeper. I think my avatar game has peaked. You're the best... The eyebrows are a special touch!

Mahalo brother Buff. The gun in that gif was a tribute to "Boy Wonder" @TrainInVain's avatar. I was totally not offended by @MyJoinDateGlitched's comments. They were from the heart however he was feeling at that moment. HONEST critique to me is critical in Shooping. I really wish people would critique and comment on shoops more often. People telling you what is good or bad about your shoops can only help you grow. I actually wished @MyJoinDateGlitched would have gone on to tell me more of his concerns about the recent shoops.

Same here brah. Many times I have tried to sleep only to find myself getting up to perfect that shoop. Pretty soon it's midnight the next night.

Way off topic but I killed a pig once... I was so fucking hungry during a period travelling the south Pacific that I bought the fucker and brained it with the back side of a hatchet... Nothing has ever tasted better or made me feel me in tune with what I was eating... I started with the heart, cooked it on stones then wrapped it and buried it underground oven style... Still the meal I've enjoyed more than any other to this day.

Now that's pretty hardcore. Did you at least have salt? That's an experience that will last you a lifetime. Good party conversation too.

I must say Buff, after getting to know you, talking to you via PM, and seeing your dedication to the Shoop scene (AND VIA FOOKING CELL PHONE!) has definitely lifted my spirits even higher about this place. It's really nice to see people enjoying what they are doing and getting to know their thoughts while doing so.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Thanks about that gif. It's a doozy. Needs to be spread forum wide.

I dunno how u guys do it on the phones. Such small screens. Even the monster beast phones with 6 inch screens are too tiny. Funny how the evolution of cell phones went from the brick phone down to these little tiny ones. Then we discovered we could watch porn and now they are getting bigger again.

We need to have a cell phone Shoop contest. That would be the bomb but too hard to really know if someone actually made in on cell. I gotta try cell phone shooping sometime. Maybe familiarize myself with it & to know the pain u guys go through.

Thanks for the compliment too. Been a little lax on the tutorials with the NGS Contest coming up, trying to juggle my other contests that I enter on other sites, and just got rid of some guests that had been here for 2 weeks.



Mahalo brother Buff. The gun in that gif was a tribute to "Boy Wonder" @TrainInVain's avatar. I was totally not offended by @MyJoinDateGlitched's comments. They were from the heart however he was feeling at that moment. HONEST critique to me is critical in Shooping. I really wish people would critique and comment on shoops more often. People telling you what is good or bad about your shoops can only help you grow. I actually wished @MyJoinDateGlitched would have gone on to tell me more of his concerns about the recent shoops.

Same here brah. Many times I have tried to sleep only to find myself getting up to perfect that shoop. Pretty soon it's midnight the next night.



Now that's pretty hardcore. Did you at least have salt? That's an experience that will last you a lifetime. Good party conversation too.

I must say Buff, after getting to know you, talking to you via PM, and seeing your dedication to the Shoop scene (AND VIA FOOKING CELL PHONE!) has definitely lifted my spirits even higher about this place. It's really nice to see people enjoying what they are doing and getting to know their thoughts while doing so.

Thanks for the reply and thoughts! I'll be sure to talk (constructive) shit on your next shoop!

Been good seeing such interactive and funny mod around here taking things seriously and keeping things light. Augustus Caesar once promised me a hi-res gif av but never delivered. I must have pissed him off lol!

 

[Buff]

Now that's pretty hardcore. Did you at least have salt? That's an experience that will last you a lifetime. Good party conversation too.

I must say Buff, after getting to know you, talking to you via PM, and seeing your dedication to the Shoop scene (AND VIA FOOKING CELL PHONE!) has definitely lifted my spirits even higher about this place. It's really nice to see people enjoying what they are doing and getting to know their thoughts while doing so.

Didn't need salt... I think there was some salt but I just needed meat... Long story, but that meat was so juicy and soft, huge chunks, no knife or fork, on the beach... Was next level. Slightly more technical than I made it sound but the real deal all the same.

Yeah dude... I think generally sherdog is in a good place at the moment. These shoop threads and song dedications and so on are great for morale, plus the user profiles and likes too... Brings folks together - you're definitely the host of this particular party - many thanks brother!

 

[Buff]

Thanks for the reply and thoughts! I'll be sure to talk (constructive) shit on your next shoop!

Been good seeing such interactive and funny mod around here taking things seriously and keeping things light. Augustus Caesar once promised me a hi-res gif av but never delivered. I must have pissed him off lol!

Hahaha! He promised you one? he blew me out twice saying something about a hard drive and then switched his own up both times the next day as a fuck you! Hahahaha! Gotta love the internet!

He also gave me dubs once but that was my fault...