Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[HomerThompson]

Fuck Lead, I thought you had taken me off this shitty mass mailing list. What gives?

 

[Prime Ang]

Still no explanation about what Hans Gruber (suspiciously Germanic, and thus zoophilic, name) was doing on beastforum when he found these materials?

At least Jdragon is proud of his unconventional orientation. Hans and Palis are stuck together in a closet of weakly-denied zoosexuality. Neither out nor proud, they are closeted and filled with an ocean of shame.

Lol @ white knighting someone who fucks animals

God you libtards are sick fucks

 

[Hans Gruber]

Still no explanation about what Hans Gruber (suspiciously Germanic, and thus zoophilic, name) was doing on beastforum when he found these materials?

At least Jdragon is proud of his unconventional orientation. Hans and Palis are stuck together in a closet of weakly-denied zoosexuality. Neither out nor proud, they are closeted and filled with an ocean of shame.

Someone leaked the pics to me.

I just realize that I made a mistake. The whistleblower's name appears in 2 of the images?

Oh no...I am not supposed to reveal my sources!


It is an ally of JDragon! I wonder why he leaked this info?

 

[Lead]

It worked. That gif is Ben Stiller saying "touche"

I couldn't remember what he said during that scene. I looked like he said no. My bad.

He's just trying to include you, bro, relax.

How did this guy get on the registry?

So glad you asked

http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/123625719/

 

[HomerThompson]

Still no explanation about what Hans Gruber (suspiciously Germanic, and thus zoophilic, name) was doing on beastforum when he found these materials?

At least Jdragon is proud of his unconventional orientation. Hans and Palis are stuck together in a closet of weakly-denied zoosexuality. Neither out nor proud, they are closeted and filled with an ocean of shame.

 

[Bald1]

But a bunch of people came in once it sent? i'm confused.

It worked.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

^^LMAO!

 

[Lead]

You should vote for Palis to teach Lead a lesson and piss Lead off for notifying you so many times.

Would be sweet revenge

(Your name will be removed from the voter list for sure after that)

He asked to be taken off the registry.

 

[Prime Ang]

He asked to be taken off the registry.

And yet I'm not on, even tho I'm more active in the WR than half of the registry, lmfao

 

[Limbo Pete]

Fuck Lead, I thought you had taken me off this shitty mass mailing list. What gives?

"Old man still yelling at cloud."

 

[Lead]

"Old man still yelling at cloud."

I think he picked the perfect gimmick. Everytime he gets in trouble, we just can't ban him cause the post and av combined is just too funny.

 

[Lead]

And yet I'm not on, even tho I'm more active in the WR than half of the registry, lmfao

I don't think Palis got his VP Dr J active until Round 2. Had that happened earlier, I'm sure Dr J would've hustled to get more posters registered or at least have them go through the process.

 

[AgedFlatus]

I think he picked the perfect gimmick. Everytime he gets in trouble, we just can't ban him cause the post and av combined is just too funny.

and stay f off my lawn

 

[Lead]

Someone leaked the pics to me.

I just realize that I made a mistake. The whistleblower's name appears in 2 of the images?

Oh no...I am not supposed to reveal my sources!


It is an ally of JDragon! I wonder why he leaked this info?

Is this like Sherdog's Pizzagate now?

 

[Lead]

and stay f off my lawn

I don't even watch the simpsons and it's that good.

 

[AgedFlatus]

I don't even watch the simpsons and it's that good.

I need a custom curmudgeon belt

 

[HomerThompson]

I couldn't remember what he said during that scene. I looked like he said no. My bad.



So glad you asked

http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/123625719/

LMAO. That's a great origin story.

 

[Lead]

I need a custom curmudgeon belt

The one thing I don't like about the new forum is no customer belts. Multiquote is way worth it though.

 

[AgedFlatus]

The one thing I don't like about the new forum is no customer belts and the tagging feature. Multiquote is way worth it though.

Absolutely!

 

[Limbo Pete]

The L. Pete Foundation Presidential Fitness Examination
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@Palis & @JDragon

Congratulations on the hard fought campaigns up to this point. On behalf of the Foundation, and War Room Posters everywhere, I welcome you to this special event. You both were able to successfully navigate a diverse field of potentially viable nominees to secure your spot in the final decision. Regardless of who wins, I wish the victor a strong and successful term as our very first War Room President.

That being said, it's time to begin evaluating the individual fitness you each possess in relation to your opponent. To this end, the L. Pete Foundation has consulted a brain trust of War Room experts to specifically address areas of capability and/or insufficiency.

What follows now is a series of questions to this end, each chosen specifically by Foundation associates. No one has been made aware of them. You will each take a turn answering, and in order. The order of response will alternate, so if the first question goes to JDragon then Palis responds second, then the next question goes to Palis and JDragon responds second. Tag me in your official responses so I can keep track and move us on to the next question.
Palis won the coin toss, so he gets to choose whether to answer first or last. Let me know when you are ready to begin and I will pose the first question. As the event unfolds, I will edit each question and response into this post for future ease of reference.

Question 1: Let's dive into an area that is looming over the election: your implementation of the Wall. You both have spoken at length about your plans for the Wall; the question to you now is how, if at all, do you plan to make the wall entertaining for the average Sherdogger? Of what value will your Wall be to those that may not be able to use it, if restrictions are placed on who have access and what kind of content will de displayed? Keep in mind that this question is not looking for a stump speech but rather how the average War Room poster will directly or indirectly benefit.[/QUOTE]

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Answer from Candidate Palis:

@Limbo Pete @JDragon

I'm a tad perplexed at your notion of a wall. Do you have evidence I proposed a wall? I support the idea behind Donald Trump's wall, but never proposed one here.

A wall here in the War Room would be a intellectual one, basically isolating people who have multi-facated interests in a varying degree of subjects. I personally have interests everywhere, I have friends and investments all over the place--why limit yourself in what you can do, why not broaden your horizons and enrich yourself?

People of the War Room, ask yourselves one simple thing; "How did I get here?". It's simple really, you got here through love of MMA. You then broadened your horizons and came to the War Room. Do we not want the War Room to grow? If people act out of line and are pushing the limits, we have MODS to police them and do their job. We have a OT thread and soon a Presidential thread.

So no, under my administration I will go the route that grows the War Room, not isolate us so we have the same circle jerk in every thread for years to come. I'm already thinking outsde the box for this and the War Room as once upon a time I was a Marketing Major.

Absolutely tremendous times ahead my friends!

Palis/@Dr J 2016

Answer from Candidate JDragon:

Liar.



A physical separation of the outside and the inside. If that's not a wall, then what is? Your campaign abandoned this plan because it sucks and now you deny it ever existed.



My version of the wall consists of radical and rigorous vetting of new posters. Why would this be entertaining or good for regular WR posters?

Because

a) they can take part in the vetting process. Posters are encouraged to call out and vet new posters by posing questions to them, looking at their posting history and exposing them to general ridicule if appropriate. It will be an era of benevolent McCarthyism.

b) the quality of War Room posting will be positively influenced. New posters will either learn the standards of this place or offer their services elsewhere where the competition is easier.

Question 2: Let's talk about immigration. There has been a lot of discussion lately around imports from various other subforums. I think we can all agree that to at least an extent this can be a good thing to help drive traffic and grow the community. But it also runs the risk of attracting unfunny trolls looking to drag everything down. How will your administration tackle this issue? What does your administration suggest should be the reccomended approach by War Room citizens for dealing with belligerent foreigners?

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Answer from candidate JDragon

Thank you Pete, excellent question. We have seen how pressing this issue is a lot in the past.

I have already elaborated on the vetting process that I will put in place. It will deal with the negative influx of posters.

At the same time, we do want to keep the good ones. Yes, even if they're from the Sports Bar. But they need to respect our customs and culture.

The issue goes beyond immigration, however. Belligerence is an issue that has infected the entire War Room. Our discussions are not as honest and not as open as they should be. The Poster of the Month and Shitposter of the month awards that I will introduce will bring us together.

How is that? Let's say a very conservative poster has written up something that strikes a liberal poster as very thoughtful and intelligent, but he would never admit it under normal circumstances. Now he has the chance to nominate that conservative as poster of the month!

Why would he do that? Because he then is in the running for free Plats status.

This kind of honesty towards the other side and towards your own will improve our discussions without taking any of the fire out of them. It is this culture that will attract good posters and make them stay - and that will deter and drive out the shitposters.

Answer from candidate Palis

Spoiler: Sorry I'm late Pete

I don't have a problem with other people coming here to formulate ideas and comment on various topics. Like I explained in my first post, we all (99%?) immigrated as MMA fans from the Heavies. We then took journeys all over, broadening our horizons and growing ourselves as human beings; evolving if you will.

There are unfunny trolls here who have settled as "WR only" posters. You're going to always have bigots, leeches, trolls, rioters and pseudo-intellectuals. If it truly gets out of hand then the MODs need to do their job and step in. Nobody is forcing anybody to read what they have to say. Scroll past or ignore are options, or if you're like me, find their weakness and exploit it. One way I will be doing that is enshrining these people in my Presidential thread. Not only with quotes, links to threads, but shitposter of the month and The Golden Cuck Award.

This is how you deal with belligerent people, not just foreigners--we have to make the War Room Great Again--we have to understand that we have trouble all over, from foreigners and the native shills, SJWs and cucks.

Back to you @Limbo Pete, but first let me take care of Jay Drag for a moment.



Jay Drags vetting process...

His vetting process is soft--it's soft come on Jay Drag--I think too much time under Merkel's rule has made the guy soft and I think his true vetting process includes bumping uglies with a certain canine species.

Let me tell you a little something @JDragon--Your vetting process stinks--it won't work, you know why? You can't shame cucks like I can--he can't do it folks. It goes against his very nature as he is living a lie in his home country. I was born for it.

Let's break down some facts about Jay Drag:

1. http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/114074705/ <--No faith in Trump from the get-go. OHHH BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS POSITIVE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT TRUMP. Sorry bub, you can't be a cuck slayer if you weren't for Trump, it makes zero sense.
   
2. Sleezy Pandering
   
   ^---Pandering to Hans Leaks (A non-profit, no spin zone organization) to go after and do anything he can to attack @Jack V Savage. Now, I understand Jackie Boy is a real piece of work, I've had a lot of fun chipping away at his ego, but I don't need to stick the knife in his back and continually turn it. Real sleezy stuff folks, very despicable and Hillary like.
3. http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/112604437/ <--More evidence of this cuck being a fake "Conservative". Sorry man, too high a % there for Hillary to be calling others cucks or talking tough about cleaning up the War Room.

Presidential candidate Palis over and out.

Question 3: The mark of any great democratically elected leader is an awareness and acknowledgment of their own limitations and avoidance of becoming drunk with the awesome power bestowed upon them. In the event of a major controversy or scandal, do you think that the War Room population should have the means to file an impeachment process? How would you like that process to work, and what do you think could warrant removing a President from power? repeatedly boring or lackluster content, cringe inducing troll jobs, or perhaps they simply vanish from the internet leaving us without an active POTWR?

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Answer from Candidate Palis

Evening Pete,

Thoughtful of you to bring said topic up. This is what can be heard by busy little bees, snickering around like the cans that they are; "What if he becomes President and on Day 1 goes maniacal claiming the Sports Bar conquers these lands by rule of law? He then builds his Presidential thread (monument) that has some ungodly egotistical text that decrees that the Sports Bar are the rightful rulers and that the very first War Room President was a Sports Bar fucking former middle school jock!!!"

So yes, I've heard this before--yawn. So how about this: Fook yes lads and lasses, impeachment program is 100% a-ok for me.

Alright, details:

• Cannot have Yellow (carded) status. No iff ands or nalgas..
• MODs, police yourselves, hold each other accountable for properly DUBsin a dude. No profiling of any kind despite their political leanings.
• Has to be decently active. If you don't deliver content or at least post for 2-3 weeks then I think you should be impeached.
• I think a committe should be formed to facilitate the impeachment process. We could try a committee of MODs (You MODs are part of the community; you post, engage, give opinion and vote) to decide action due to it being authority driven.
• To further attach to the committee idea; either, same-day-rule is applied after execution of impeachment process or a grace period is added of 1-3 days after ruling to give your President a chance to come back and plead his or dog fuckers case of said absence.
• How do you define cringeworthy troll jobs? Are you saying that if I started acting like a @El anciano or a @Happiness, who are either just completely brain dead lost like Joe Rogan 5 blunts in who just witnessed a Ronda Rousey loss, or is an otherworldly shit-tier level of trolling--It's like the level of trolling where you just picture this little weasel cuck behind the computer and he says to himself; "fuck it ima pussy! im giving uuuuuup! hehe I have no perseverance!! but look at me on the internet!". So they literally just log on the internet and spew vomit everywhere--it's a disease but it can be managed... GOD WILLING--But if I did act like them I'd get impeached? Ok I agree, a line has to be drawn.@ripskater @colby25

Look--I'm tremendously for people following the rules, courts and justice... it's what I know better than most. So @Limbo Pete, I'm open for ideas and I'm open for developing an impeachment program that will pave the way for the future Presidents and citizens of the War Room!
@JDragon

Thank you!

Palis/@Dr J 2016!

Answer from candidate JDragon

I think we can keep this one rather short. I agree with @Palis on most counts. Responsibility and accountability must be ensured; the War Room presidency is not a time-limited dictatorship.

I agree with the no-carding issue. The President needs full discretion to implement his policies.

Furthermore, I also agree with the idea of a committee. This committee should have a balance of ideological backgrounds.

I think it is important we consider when the impeachment process would be triggered. In my personal opinion, an absence of two or three weeks (as has been mentioned) would not be an issue as long as it does not interfere with your presidential duties.

These duties are largely determined by what you promised during the electoral campaign. I feel there should be a running list of campaign promises, and if the committee finds one or more of those promises were violated, the impeachment process can start.

In any case, we need to set up the process in a way that it only gets triggered when and if the President fails to live up to the rightful expectations of the electorate. We cannot have a partisan 'president removal' instrument.

Question 4: Being fit for office doesn't just mean internet savvy. As a subforum under the header of a Mixed Martial Arts website, we expect our President to be in peak physical condition. Therefore, it is imperative that we know this:

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How often do you skip leg day? The candidates are encouraged to post pictures to prove how capable they are of physically dominating their opponent. List any other physical attributes you posses that make you a more physically fit candidate.

Palis, you will have first response here in order to allow JDragon to go last as per the coin flip agreement.

You will then each be granted an opportunity to make a closing statement; these should be sent to me via private message and I will post them simultaneously so as to allow neither candidate awareness of the other's remarks in advance of their own.

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Answer from candidate Palis

Thank you @Limbo Pete

My fellow War Roomers, do you like to feel good? Do you like to look sexy? Do you want to make your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) jealous of all the crazy horny bitches in the world after you which in turn turns your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) on even more? Do you want women to blow kisses at you at a stop light and give you hand signals like:

or

Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, I have a plan for you--my plans have plans I have so many plans. Let me introduce to you--and also take this time to show you just how diverse, worldly and otherworldly I am having investments, contacts and influence all over this forum--my guide... to getting your body built the... fuck... UP!

http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/122966279/

The Palis High Reps, low weight lifehack.

Spoiler: Intensity, endurance, shreddedness, power...

20x20x20x20x20 scheme

High reps = extreme muscle endurance that will allow you to push through workouts harder and stronger. Every week you do the same routine but increase the weight by 1.5kg and you will constantly gain strength/endurance

Day 1: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 2: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 3: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 4: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 5: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 6: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 7: Rest

Restart, add 1.5kg, you will be beasting in 1-2months tops, imagine a year from now at the 1.5kg rate with these rep ranges/workouts. You're welcome in advance.

This workout scheme is not an advanced one, it is a tremendous building block routine that will completely get you in shape, strong, ripped. It stresses your CNS like no other workout alive thus boosting testosterone and for the ladies estrogen. If I wasn't already successful I would package this shit up, market it and put a pretty bow on top because if this shit hit peoples TVs I would actually put people out of business (P90x, Insanity, DDP Yoga etc) and that is something I do not need to do, nor have to do. So I am only exclusively extending my friendly hand out to you Sher-doge-ers and passing this wisdom on to you!

As for leg day... Deadlifts are for leg day. My current workout on backday involves 3x5 Deads going heavy as fuck and the beauty of it is not only will your back look like a fucking Gorilla's, but your legs and ass as well. If you want more leg day shit go walk with your Grandma or do shit like this:

You wanna build up your body, sex drive and sex appeal you need the Palis workout and it'll turn you into this:

and this (It's a no flex picture... much like sending dick picks to chicks, you always send them flaccid to show the potential):

Spoiler: No flex zone

Current attributes:

• 6'1
• 205-210lbs
• 33 years old
• Born and raised American
• Irish/German/Italian heritage
• Black from the waist down
• Played a variety of sports all life
• Hapkido blue belt, Kickboxing background--aka shins of steel
• Sheriff academy hand 2 hand training, able to disarm armed individuals--can withstand pepperspray/tazer attempts on my life
• Have had to disarm many individuals and physically subdue them. Not many men in the world actually have to get physical with other dangerous men on the daily, especially with them possibly being on drugs

Thank you to @Limbo Pete for the intense and non-partisan line of questioning.

Thank you to my cabinet of extremely hard working, talented, intelligent human beings from all over the world spreading the good word about making the War Room Great Again. @Dr J @RhinoRush @Prime Ang @Deffid @Clippy

Thank you @Hans Gruber for keeping certain people in this election accountable for their actions through non-partisan "leaking"

And a special thank you to all the War Room citizens out there!

Palis/@Dr J 2016!

Answer from candidate JDragon

@Limbo Pete

Now I am not gonna lie here. I am 5 foot 9 and walk around at 170 pounds. As a cop, @Palis is likely to be either super fat (he'd smother me) or he is indeed a shredded part time Chippendales man (more muscular) as he claims. Also as a cop, he carries so it would probably be a short-lived fight.

But there's a couple things.

He'd never catch me. My 100 meter record is at 12.0 seconds. My reactions as a former ping pong player are lighting quick. And I have enough money to hire people who would do the dirty work for me.

Also, don't forget about the seven German shepards. Palis would be minced meat before he could even draw.

Closing Statements:

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Candidate Palis:

My WR campaign is built upon the very foundation that made America Great. Surround yourself with the brightest and most hard working that this WR has to offer. It's unfortunate that @Lead wanted to suppress votes away from me. I understand he's still not getting over the Hillary loss and I am a firm Trump supporter, so it makes it real easy for him to lose his morals and go down a dark path--and let me tell you, it's wrong of him but he is only human. It's unfortunate but as I overcome all the odds, I will be sure to enlighten Lead, work with Lead and together I think we'll compromise for you the people and deliver on my promises.

Folks, you have to ask yourselves, do you want a fighter who goes towards danger, risking it all just to make sure Joe Blow, or Little Mary are ok? Or a pathetic runner who goes towards dogs bungholes? Do you prefer overtly sensitivity and cuckdom? Or do you prefer a man surging with testosterone who doesn't back down from nobody? Do you want to be bought and paid for using 1 month (LOL POOR) plat status? Or do you want all the CANs, racists and jack asses held accountable and immortalized forever in our great forum?!?!?

Thank you War Room. Thank you @Lead for organizing this election (even if corrupt) and thank you @JDragon for fighting a well fought battle. Respect.

Candidate JDragon:

War Room citizens,

if you want never-ending Fantasy Football ('Parliament') in the War Room instead of actual political Diskussion, Palis is your vote.

If you think Pizzagate is precisely what should be discussed in the Presidential thread, Palis is your vote.

If you think there should be a War Room for outsiders and a War Room for insiders, Palis is your vote.

If you hate liberals and you think there should be a Golden Cuck award to deter and silence them in discussion, Palis is your vote.

If you think a person who did not even bother to cast his vote in the US Presidential Elections just because he lived in a blue state is the perfect representative for a political forum, Palis is your vote.

If you think the War Room has too much intelligent discussion and not enough butt pics, Palis is your vote.



If, however, you think that the War Room should focus on what it is best at - bringing together people from different political backgrounds in political debates - you need to vote for me.

If you think we need more honesty in the War Room; if you think acknowledging when your political adversary has a point and when your own folks simply write a load of bullshit is important, you need to vote for me.

If you like free Plats status for the above, you need to vote for me.

Use your vote wisely - this is a key moment in War Room history. Your vote matters tremendously, especially as this race is really close according to early polls.

We will make the War Room great again - together!