Reality check

[don't ask]

There are always people before every card who dutifully try to create hype and buzz, no matter how miserable the card looks, no matter how mismatched or idiotic the matchmaking is.

"Look at how jacked Stipe is! Stipe looks as prime as ever! I'm actually worried for Jon! I predict a JBG brawl that will please every fan!"

What we've got here is an unparalleled cheat who can now PED as much as he wants in order to cement his paper HW legacy against a handpicked, aging fighter who's been retired and working full-time as a firefighter for years now. This bullshit has derailed the HW division and turned it into a joke. This fight's entire existence is a black mark on the UFC.

 

[don't ask]

I was hoping to turn over a new leaf and not be such a cynical douchebag on the internet... that's going to be harder than I thought.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I thought all the fat, no-cardio bums turned HW into a joke? It's been funny seeing people get so upset over a trash division full of mostly awful fighters.

 

[loisestrad]

Replying to your own post is never a good look.

Back in the days, sherdog posters never did that.

 

[don't ask]

I thought all the fat, no-cardio buns turned HW into a joke? It's been funny seeing people get so upset over a trash division full of mostly awful fighters.

It functioned like a real sport before, so this is definitely a step down.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

The consolation is that, when the main card starts, we will witness Ruffy murdering a man

 

[don't ask]

Replying to your own post is never a good look.

Back in the days, sherdog posters never did that.

Is it a worse look than telling someone they violated your imaginary internet manners?

 

[don't ask]

The consolation is that, when the main card starts, we will witness Ruffy murdering a man

lol I'm going to have fun with that police report

 

[Hellowhosthat]

The big fight this week is Sherbros Vs 2FA.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

lol I'm going to have fun with that police report

They're gonna have fun reviewing the thousands upon thousands of eye witness accounts

 

[g*r*b]

There are always people before every card who dutifully try to create hype and buzz, no matter how miserable the card looks, no matter how mismatched or idiotic the matchmaking is.

"Look at how jacked Stipe is! Stipe looks as prime as ever! I'm actually worried for Jon! I predict a JBG brawl that will please every fan!"

What we've got here is an unparalleled cheat who can now PED as much as he wants in order to cement his paper HW legacy against a handpicked, aging fighter who's been retired and working full-time as a firefighter for years now. This bullshit has derailed the HW division and turned it into a joke. This fight's entire existence is a black mark on the UFC.

True enough there are always the contrarians to the "common wisdom."

Still...a weigh-in is a LITERAL reality check, at least for some things. Way too many people had the image in their mind's eye of a scrawny guy with flyaway hair bent double before Ngannou, added the age filter, and thought Jones was about to fight someone who wandered away from the nursing home.

 

[don't ask]

They're gonna have fun reviewing the thousands upon thousands of eye witness accounts

Can you imagine actually taking witness statements during a PBP thread?

"Well, sir, we got a bunch of smart ass remarks, this group over here seems to hate women, and this group over here kept showing me pictures of kitties."

"And no one was watching the actual fight?"

 

[Trabaho]

Stipes age is ruining it for me. Prime for prime Stipe walks over him.
Jon is an actual 205er.

 

[Hank Grill]

Stipes is retired and is here to cash a check.

The metamorphosis is complete. Danon Jonite is here to rule as the god fearing Christian elite they are.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Can you imagine actually taking witness statements during a PBP thread?

"Well, sir, we got a bunch of smart ass remarks, this group over here seems to hate women, and this group over here kept showing me pictures of kitties."

"And no one was watching the actual fight?"

"No, between all of that and the many pics of Hillary Duff's donk, everyone was distracted."

 

[don't ask]

"No, between all of that and the many pics of Hillary Duff's donk, everyone was distracted."

 

[nonoob]

Danon Jonite is here.

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WIMMENZ Have Had It Now.

 

[don't ask]

Stipe at the press conference

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

I thought all the fat, no-cardio bums turned HW into a joke? It's been funny seeing people get so upset over a trash division full of mostly awful fighters.

because it still matters who the champ of that division is. that is supposed to be the baddest man on the planet. the division itself is and has always been trash, it's the champion that matters.

 

[PrideNverDies]

The consolation is that, when the main card starts, we will witness Ruffy murdering a man

Llontop is tough. Best fighter out of Peru since Val