PWD 860: Oscar Nominated

[SocraticMethod]

In 2007, I lied to my then girlfriend that I wasn’t hanging out with the big tiddy girl from high school that everyone knew I was crushing on who had come to Bama for the weekend to see some mutual friends. She believed me. A day later we proceed to get into the biggest argument I’ve ever had in my life because she saw that big tiddy girl was there on FACEBOOK! I realized then this was all a mistake and we’re doomed.



And no I didn’t smash, I wouldn’t cheat but had I known then what I know now for how that relationship would end, I damn well would have!

Goddamn social media has ruined everyone's lives.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

This dude roasting comedian Nikki Glaser

She looks like the hairdresser of a girl he would fuck <Lmaoo>. That’s a great joke

 

[SocraticMethod]

I always hear Rogan talk about the buildings full of Russians that get paid to troll and make political posts on social media.

Rogan needs to tell me how to get hired. I would love to get paid to shit post on Twitter and Facebook.

I just want to get paid by the UFC to defend them on Sherdog. I'm here anyway.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Goddamn social media has ruined everyone's lives.

I wish I could go back to such a simpler time where “She’ll see this on social media” wasn’t even a possible thought in my head. The world was so much smaller then.

 

[44nutman]

Who the hell are are in charge of the bots?

 

[Ozymandias]

Elton performing? Get Eminem back out there for Stan.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I always hear Rogan talk about the buildings full of Russians that get paid to troll and make political posts on social media.

Rogan needs to tell me how to get hired. I would love to get paid to shit post on Twitter and Facebook.

They’re probably prisoners.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

ROCKETMAN! DO ROCKETMAN!

 

[Deleted member 405583]

I wish I could go back to such a simpler time where “She’ll see this on social media” wasn’t even a possible thought in my head. The world was so much smaller then.

Which is why I dont have any social media. And the bot wins again!

 

[TennBJJ]

I just dropped a deuce that smelled like cat shit. There was this weird perverse pleasure sitting there smelling it, knowing it didn't smell like one of mine.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Come on, man, do Rocketman!

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Call me crazy, Likebot, but I'm going to stick a slice in my mouth and my dick in her butt.

This is why you're the #kingmaker and I'm not

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Which is why I dont have any social media. And the bot wins again!

You don’t even have to though. Your friends, your kids, your wife could have it and you’re on the radar!

 

[Jobber]

Elton performing? Get Eminem back out there for Stan.

They already suffered enough

 

[Ozymandias]

They already suffered enough

Did you hear that pop, Job?!

 

[SocraticMethod]

Childless at 35 - not surprised she hates moms.

She's not ugly, but a cursory glance of her Twitter and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't last 3 minutes talking to her.

Her: **says something**

Me: **Nash cannonball gif**

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

ROCKETMAN! DO ROCKETMAN!

Crocodile rock!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I just dropped a deuce that smelled like cat shit. There was this weird perverse pleasure sitting there smelling it, knowing it didn't smell like one of mine.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

You don’t even have to though. Your friends, your kids, your wife could have it and you’re on the radar!

A) my friends know better
B) mrs fett has already had that convo
C) my past keeps me on the local pd's radar

 

[Ozymandias]

Come on, man, do Rocketman!

I think it's gonna be a long, long time before he does that