Or the fucking cartographer with a map on his wrist getting lost.
Fuck it was terrible.
They stuck a poorly cast 2/10 B movie horror flick inside of a 9/10 Sci-fi flick. The result was what it was.
Or the fucking cartographer with a map on his wrist getting lost.
Fuck it was terrible.
That was more enjoyable than Prometheusfuck nm just realised Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was out 2012.
It was the android, that overrided Ripley's orders not to bring Kane onboard.
As for the rest of the crew, they were dumb enough to not search in groups until there's only a few left.
In both movies, the characters are completely ignorant of the threat, which is what happens in every horror movie.
You're not aloneI'm probably one of the very few Sherdoggies that loved the movie.
They stuck a poorly cast 2/10 B movie horror flick inside of a 9/10 Sci-fi flick. The result was what it was.
A ships captain crushed by a ship as she can't work out she should run left instead of straight
A map guy killed because he got lost
A nerdy researcher who decides it acceptable to pet a space snake.
There's actually a scene before that provides much needed context. Have to pay attention!/i remember the guy trying to pet the face hugger is when I actualy started to get angry. You're on another planet, you see the first ever sign of alien life, and it looks a LOT like a snake.
And your first thought is "c'mere buddy, who wants a belly rub!" Get the fuck outta here.
There's actually a scene before that provides much needed context. Have to pay attention!
Its funny how people hate the characters so much. Where does it state they're all supposed to be the most intelligent people from earth... they took a deep space mission to nowhere which is a pretty lonely decision and not one i would take and yet people who hate the movie think they should make better choices and be likable... they're educated, loners who haven't a clue what they're doing and they make poor decisions everywhere. Typical horror movie characters.
Its funny how people hate the characters so much. Where does it state they're all supposed to be the most intelligent people from earth... they took a deep space mission to nowhere which is a pretty lonely decision and not one i would take and yet people who hate the movie think they should make better choices and be likable... they're educated, loners who haven't a clue what they're doing and they make poor decisions everywhere. Typical horror movie characters.
Its funny how people hate the characters so much. Where does it state they're all supposed to be the most intelligent people from earth... they took a deep space mission to nowhere which is a pretty lonely decision and not one i would take and yet people who hate the movie think they should make better choices and be likable... they're educated, loners who haven't a clue what they're doing and they make poor decisions everywhere. Typical horror movie characters.
Exactly..... they act like teenagers in a Jason movie when they're supposedly scientists.
Who would volunteer for a mission and not even know what exactly you're gong to do? Who would show absolutely no awe or wonder at discovering the first signs of alien life? Get lost in a cave after mapping it, and with access to said map? Who would take off their mask and just start breathing in the air on a foreign planet? Or try to pet an alien snakelike creature? These are all things ANY scientist would not do. They don't have to be the worlds greatest scientists, but they act like stoned teenagers just to move the plot along.
Apart from some truly mind-boggling stupid choices in tone, and a few characters, it was great.
That said, It did try to be two different movies. One, a heady, serious sci-fi flick, and two, a dumb monster movie. In an effort to satisfy everyone, it satisfied nobody completely. Hence, why it looks like we're strictly getting a dumb monster movie with the new one.
I'm really hoping the new one plays bait and switch with the trailers and movie, and it does actually end up being related to Prometheus more than it appears to be.
Everywhere you go, people say the same thing...You can't claim it's a good movie when literally all the characters were plot retarded. Biologists who fucked with unknown species while exposed. Cartographers getting lost. People who can't step right or left.
That was the biggest hack movie I've seen in the franchise since Alien 3. Prometheus blew major donkey cock and I'm hearing that the Covenant isn't much better. It's sad because Alien and Aliens are two of my favorite movies of all time.