Professions that make you say hmmmm...

[THE Red Beard]

Stereotypes are a very real and sometimes very hilarious things. I'm not talking about racial stereotypes but I'm referring here to occupational stereotypes! Any of you Sherbros have any stereotypes associated with a specific profession? Nothing is off limits so let's have some fun. I'll go first...

All CNAs are single moms that lack a consistent sexual partner and/or positive father figure for their children.

 

[fungi]

C.O.'s are very much into working out.

 

[HARRISON_3]

All CNAs are single moms that lack a consistent sexual partner and/or positive father figure for their children.

That's accurate.

 

[Badr Hari]

All female singers are whores.

 

[THE Red Beard]

C.O.'s are very much into working out.

You laugh but he is making 80000 to do this...

All female singers are whores.

That's because they sell their morals for a hit song.

 

[Gutter Chris]

People who work in the cloning part of the marijuana industry are all Small nervous and have a tendency to flake out . They get sick alot. They squirm and dont make eye contact.They look like if you yell boo they will come out of their skin

Girls who teach elementary school tend to be easy and drink a fuck ton of wine . They get upset very easily and tend to think that the world should and does infact revolve around them .

 

[THE Red Beard]

People who work in the cloning part of the marijuana industry are all Small nervous and have a tendency to flake out . They get sick alot. They squirm and dont make eye contact.They look like if you yell boo they will come out of their skin

Girls who teach elementary school tend to be easy and drink a fuck ton of wine . They get upset very easily and tend to think that the world should and does infact revolve around them .

Spot fucking on! Happy hour was developed for teachers and I'll never agree to anything else.

 

[Herwald]

Fighters have excellent taste in tattoos.

 

[BisexualMMA]

White electricians tend to be pretty shitty at basketball.

Asian janitors tend to be pretty good at math.

Black veterinarians tend to have tiny weiners.

 

[JabToucher]

All female singers are whores.

You could remove "singers" from your sentence.

 

[Konster]

All male porno actors that's take it in the butt are gay.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Fighters have excellent taste in tattoos.

 

[HomeCheese]

Accountants are wound up tight and riggedAF. Poindexter.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Spot fucking on! Happy hour was developed for teachers and I'll never agree to anything else.

Nah it was developed for the auto guys when we used to have an auto industry who worked the day shift.

 

[THE Red Beard]

You could remove "singers" from your sentence.

I enjoy you

 

[THE Red Beard]

Nah it was developed for the auto guys when we used to have an auto industry who worked the day shift.

They bang the teachers then...the teachers come out in droves and get grease monkeyed.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Accountants are wound up tight and riggedAF. Poindexter.

I know 2 and I would not describe them as fun people. Very fussy rule followers who dont want you to make a scene or rock the boat indeed

 

[Gutter Chris]

They bang the teachers then...the teachers come out in droves and get grease monkeyed.

Exactly

We call that the midwest and you just described who our parents were

 

[fungi]

You laugh but he is making 80000 to do this...

$80k, free coffee, and hitting on inmates?
That is lyfe!!!

 

[THE Red Beard]

$80k, free coffee, and hitting on inmates?
That is lyfe!!!

My FTO told me, "We get paid for what could happen, not what does happen." I work in a male joint so I don't hit on the inmates but that's how you catch a case. The female COs are horny enough anyways haha.