Professions that make you say hmmmm...

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  1. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Song title guesser.

    It's probably just me but this picture was super difficult to find for being so recognizable.
     
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  2. guns&moses

    guns&moses Orange Belt

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    Pentecostal preachers hate foreigners, the gays, never read the bible, oppose abortion but hasten the apocalypse, tend to believe their own manufactured hype, have bad hair, plastic wives, sell shitty products, evade taxes, and have small dicks.

    Presidents (see Pentecostal preachers)
     
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    SoberAwakening Black Belt

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    I'm slow af...what's a CNA?
     
  4. fungi

    fungi Living la Vida Coca

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    P.s. they wish they were professional, as in they wish they got paid for that...
    <Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo>
     
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  5. Bathwater

    Bathwater Let me clean you with my love

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    Certified nursing assistant
     
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    SoberAwakening Black Belt

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    Also pilots. They're functional drunks and it would scare the population of how many pilots work while impaired.
     
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    tonysmasseuse Black Belt

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    Yeah, the hapless little runts are probably doing it for free.
    Maybe their mummy gives them a little pocket money now and again, so "semi-pro"... ;)
     
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    fungi Living la Vida Coca

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    Gurl, u on Fyre!!!
     
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  9. tonysmasseuse

    tonysmasseuse Black Belt

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    Really? I just googled rabid islamists, popped up like a bad case of the clap.
     
  10. Striderxdj

    Striderxdj Black Belt

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    As someone who works with people helping them build websites, often the issues with IT people being on edge are related to the fact that people are very stupid/lazy and lie about doing things you tell them to do... saying they did it and "it's still not working" yet you go in their accounts and its clear they did nothing.

    Pulling rank or touting that they are engineers is a laughable douchebag flex though.
     
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    Plutoburn Alpha booze head

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    Billionaire Televangelists = Religion shysters
     
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    Most ER nurses I run into are bitchy women, most mechanics are kinda douchey as are a lot of lawyers. In the case of nurses, I think the job stresses them out and they become a culture of bitchy women who are on unnatural sleep cycles and a lot of coffee. For lawyers, I think the profession just attracts certain people as do mechanics.

    Science teachers/scientists are a bit wacky and weird.

    My experience.
     
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  13. VinnieVincent

    VinnieVincent Orange Belt

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    Any good ones for male social workers?
     
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  14. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Red Belt

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    Gay
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    You watch way too much tv.
     
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    mmawarrior20 White Belt

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    idk if you used the simpsons as a benchmark for real life stereotypes..Do ppl actually think this?? Would it be a common perception that bartenders are low self estemmed loners=like moe...well convience store workers do tend to be of indian or central asian ancestry..
     
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    if they are in some low level bar then yes

    in a certain bar in my neighbouhood the bartender is the most drunk person there
     
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    Every mechanic is making money on the side, doesn't pay all their taxes and has a dubious pasts.
     
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  19. Phlog

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    All physical trainers are sexual predators.
     
  20. Bacco

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    Good % of

    IT are angry at women

    people of call center fuck each others a lot

    boxing trainers are tired af at you failing to understand same simple command they already told twice

    bouncers can smell people's nature, so if they threat you like shit it's your fault. Some much smaller % instead are legit asshole, giving the whole category a bad rep

    female lawyers like to be fucked harsh by inferior working class guys

    delivery truck guys in Milan are from Equador and are drunk

    personal trainers are human version of labradors

    single female shop assistant are so used of be treated like shit that with most basic courtesy you're already half dick inside them
     

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