Professions that make you say hmmmm...

Red Beard said:
My FTO told me, "We get paid for what could happen, not what does happen." I work in a male joint so I don't hit on the inmates but that's how you catch a case. The female COs are horny enough anyways haha.
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Ok, remove the "on" part. Still enjoyable.
 
3rd-party delivery drivers: introverts, junkies, foreigners, and other societal outcasts. But here's my gate code!
 
nostradumbass said:
Veterinarians and animal trainers are lesbos.
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Your wife starts spending way more time at the vet's office and you're wondering what's wrong with your dog. Then you see the vet,
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What do?
 
Those who hug for compensation. I'm guessing the corona lockdown is affecting their business.
 
Red Beard said:
All CNAs are single moms that lack a consistent sexual partner and/or positive father figure for their children.
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this is so true its overwhelming

dissectingaorticaneurysm said:
Your wife starts spending way more time at the vet's office and you're wondering what's wrong with your dog. Then you see the vet,
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What do?
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this guy and luke rockhold should make a hardcore porno together. nohomo, just thinking of the business opportunity there
 
Life coaches lives are a complete disaster. Dating coaches cant get laid. Tony Robbins is the most depressed man in the world. Carnies party harder than comedians who party harder than rockstars. Id tag tardstrong for confirmation but Im not it.
 
I've always assumed proctologists all graduated at the bottom of their classes. Pun intended, but still.
 
Red Beard said:
You laugh but he is making 80000 to do this...



That's because they sell their morals for a hit song.
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Can you point me in the direction of the guy buying morals?
 
- Engineers & tech people tend to be very "smart about things" but utterly retarded when it comes to life.
IE: Figuring out women.

- Journalists tend to be utter leftist scum and there are few "true" journalists in the game these days.

- Psychologists often have mental issues themselves and got into the field because of interest in their own condition. They have no idea how to solve your problems any more than you do.

- Rank & File Cops are often substandard individuals that joined the profession to feel the "power of the badge". They're on power trips and love to use their "law enforcement" power on civilians (esp true here in Europe with coronavirus). Im talking the average cops of lower rank, not higher rank.

- Chefs (I'm talking about learned/qualified chefs) are fucking bastards with extremely high egos that (somewhat justifiably) think the restaurant = them. And everyone else is a disposable subhuman.

- Lawyers are usually scumbags with no morality. So are politicians.

- Bankers are money obsessed. It's why they got in the profession in the first place. It's what keeps them in the profession. They dont give a shit about the job or the industry. It's about money.
 
  • Old fat white guys are rampant in Bullshido/McDojos: I feel bad for my friends who are now gym owners; They can't get fat, because the minute they do, they will be seen in society as these leeches
  • Yoga chicks to talk about being spiritual hippies re basically former sluts trying to convince people they're bigger than what they are
  • Chicks with degrees in native/African merican/asian culture/whatever studies are min-wage workers who hate life
  • IT and developers hate project managers. I know because I've been with that since I first started my career
  • Sherdoggers are all 6'8 300lb @ 5% bodyfat, UFC caliber athletes former special forces nuclear scientists who make 500k/second with 18" cocks that nail boise dimmes for 144h straight
 
Red Beard said:
Stereotypes are a very real and sometimes very hilarious things. I'm not talking about racial stereotypes but I'm referring here to occupational stereotypes! Any of you Sherbros have any stereotypes associated with a specific profession? Nothing is off limits so let's have some fun. I'll go first...

All CNAs are single moms that lack a consistent sexual partner and/or positive father figure for their children.
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All janitors hide hidden cameras in the places women undress.
 
j123 said:
  • Old fat white guys are rampant in Bullshido/McDojos: I feel bad for my friends who are now gym owners; They can't get fat, because the minute they do, they will be seen in society as these leeches
  • Yoga chicks to talk about being spiritual hippies re basically former sluts trying to convince people they're bigger than what they are
  • Chicks with degrees in native/African merican/asian culture/whatever studies are min-wage workers who hate life
  • IT and developers hate project managers. I know because I've been with that since I first started my career
  • Sherdoggers are all 6'8 300lb @ 5% bodyfat, UFC caliber athletes former special forces nuclear scientists who make 500k/second with 18" cocks that nail boise dimmes for 144h straight
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