Professions that make you say hmmmm...

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  1. fungi

    fungi Living la Vida Coca

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    Ok, remove the "on" part. Still enjoyable.
     
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    Red Beard Purple Belt

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    During my county days we scrapped. I don't want to be in the funny papers now so I got that office gig haha.
     
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    Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    3rd-party delivery drivers: introverts, junkies, foreigners, and other societal outcasts. But here's my gate code!
     
  4. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Steel Belt

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    Veterinarians and animal trainers are lesbos.
     
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    Red Beard Purple Belt

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    Makes my vet thread I made earlier this year make sense...
     
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    dissectingaorticaneurysm Red Belt

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    Your wife starts spending way more time at the vet's office and you're wondering what's wrong with your dog. Then you see the vet,
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    What do?
     
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    Those who hug for compensation. I'm guessing the corona lockdown is affecting their business.
     
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    Swiftie Taylor Swift Nation

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    Cole train Red Belt

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    force him to eat my dog
     
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    IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    this is so true its overwhelming

    this guy and luke rockhold should make a hardcore porno together. nohomo, just thinking of the business opportunity there
     
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    Testers really love to party:

     
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    Life coaches lives are a complete disaster. Dating coaches cant get laid. Tony Robbins is the most depressed man in the world. Carnies party harder than comedians who party harder than rockstars. Id tag tardstrong for confirmation but Im not it.
     
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    I've always assumed proctologists all graduated at the bottom of their classes. Pun intended, but still.
     
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    lowlife Swangin and Bangin

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    Can you point me in the direction of the guy buying morals?
     
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    - Engineers & tech people tend to be very "smart about things" but utterly retarded when it comes to life.
    IE: Figuring out women.

    - Journalists tend to be utter leftist scum and there are few "true" journalists in the game these days.

    - Psychologists often have mental issues themselves and got into the field because of interest in their own condition. They have no idea how to solve your problems any more than you do.

    - Rank & File Cops are often substandard individuals that joined the profession to feel the "power of the badge". They're on power trips and love to use their "law enforcement" power on civilians (esp true here in Europe with coronavirus). Im talking the average cops of lower rank, not higher rank.

    - Chefs (I'm talking about learned/qualified chefs) are fucking bastards with extremely high egos that (somewhat justifiably) think the restaurant = them. And everyone else is a disposable subhuman.

    - Lawyers are usually scumbags with no morality. So are politicians.

    - Bankers are money obsessed. It's why they got in the profession in the first place. It's what keeps them in the profession. They dont give a shit about the job or the industry. It's about money.
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    • Old fat white guys are rampant in Bullshido/McDojos: I feel bad for my friends who are now gym owners; They can't get fat, because the minute they do, they will be seen in society as these leeches
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    I had no idea Rich Franklin was also an animal veterinarian.
     
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    Seano Hands of bone Yellow Card

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