Possible Paternity

[JAEGERX]

I heard you bro, i literally had shakes and tremorous all day.
There is so many crazy chicks out there without any restriction to scare a man, i don´t real believe she could be pregnant.

Either way bro, i don´t want to deal with her, she barely knows me, i will pray that she never finds me again.

Make her take the blood tests and take it from there, also does she know where you live?

 

[b-hop]

Make her take the blood tests and take it from there, also does she know where you live?

no, either where i work. The only thing true that she knows is my first and last name, and my city, just that.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Not much of an April Fool's joke IMO. It's true, women aren't funny.

 

[ziggs]

nope

 

[b-hop]

Not much of an April Fool's joke IMO. It's true, women aren't funny.

Wish she had told me this on the 1th.

 

[JAEGERX]

no, either where i work. The only thing true that she knows is my first and last name, and my city, just that.

Yeah thats good, there is a very very high chance she is lying, these skanks smell blood if they see you have something they can take, i assume you have a good job, some money, your own place and a decent car am i wrong?

 

[Zer]

I'll step up for a sherbro. I'll tell a court I was banging you that night. All night.

 

[SamSchmidt]

So, i was involved with a chick very recently, 23th of March, we banged that night only. and i never saw her again. During that day to today, she was constantly try to call me and i just ignore her.

Now, today, she just said there is a probability that she is pregnant base on nauseas(LOL, is that even like in the first days??) and im the father because supposebly, according to her,im the only guy she been in last months.

NOTE: She assured me that she took the pill to not get pregnant before we banged.

My question, is any of you fellow sherdorggers had a situation like this, do u think this is sketchy,
What should i do?

Dude your gonna owe child support.. End of,story

 

[SamSchmidt]

I'll step up for a sherbro. I'll tell a court I was banging you that night. All night.

Winner

 

[b-hop]

Yeah thats good, there is a very very high chance she is lying, these skanks smell blood if they see you have something they can take, i assume you have a good job, some money, your own place and a decent car am i wrong?

Yes its true, but her family is kinda of wealthy, she wouldn´t need money. altough their business is not doing well.
But i think is a ego thing, because i ignore her. A way to get attention.

 

[JAEGERX]

Yes its true, but her family is kinda of wealthy, she wouldn´t need money. altough their business is not doing well.
But i think is a ego thing, because i ignore her. A way to get attention.

Could be, make her take the test, you need to know for sure

 

[b-hop]

I'll step up for a sherbro. I'll tell a court I was banging you that night. All night.

I knew i could count with my sherbros, but in that story i was the active one, being passive makes me rush.

 

[JbModest]

You banged some random hoe without a rubber?, amateurs

This. lol

 

[JbModest]

once had a buddy who double teamed an underage chick w his cousin...his condom broke and he didnt say anything...

he gets his sister to get a morning after pill and then invites the girl out to the movies w his cousin...

they get there and first thing hes like "who wants some smoothies? my treat"

lol he crushed up and spiked her smoothy w the mornin after pill...

hes probly goin to hell

Jokes on him; smoothies nullify the pill's effect.

 

[b-hop]

Could be, make her take the test, you need to know for sure

Don´t you think the best thing to do, is trying to cut all comunications, and in the eventuality she founds me and she is pregnant, than make her to take the test? Rather than be right way, that would certainly increase the risk of her get my data to later for the police or court find me easier.

 

[ralphc1]

I really think this is just a form to get attention, because i ignore her after.

Nevertheless, i think the best thing to do is cut all comunication, because she doesn´t know were i live, were i work, my full name, etc...

She has your phone number. She will get the others if she says you're the father.

 

[b-hop]

She has your phone number. She will get the others if she says you're the father.

I think only with very specific cases the phone company would colaborate with the police to give the identity of a person let alone to her .

 

[BEER]

I heard you bro, i literally had shakes and tremorous all day.
There is so many crazy chicks out there without any restriction to scare a man, i don´t real believe she could be pregnant.

Either way bro, i don´t want to deal with her, she barely knows me, i will pray that she never finds me again. If was not from a lie, i would man up, but not like this, either she aborts or she will not have a father to that child, atleast not me.

Hahaha enjoy the child support

 

[Yoel Bromero]

23rd of March? Seems suspect to me. Make the bitch take a test.

Super quick. That plus her repeatedly calling instead of texting makes me think she already knew she was preggers but didnt know who by and went looking for a dad.

Biased opinion though bc an old room mate of mine did exactly that after she found out she was pregnant but had no clue who the dad was.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

FYI, morning sickness doesn't typically occur until the 6th week of pregnancy. Be careful, bro.

Yeah, this Day One stuff is bullshit

Get her to take a pregnancy test in front of you. If she refuses, tell her you'll take her to the doctor's to get a blood test done to be 100% sure, your treat. If she refuses that then she's clearly trying to string you along. I had something similar happen only the girl kept the charade going on longer than that.

After I painted her into a corner and called her bluff all while being a "nice guy", she said she was just going to get an abortion. Like before I said, "Ok, have it done, send me the invoice, I'll pay for it".......then she upped the ante and threatened commit suicide since I didn't want to be the alleged fetus' dad. Shit got out of control so I contacted her parents, they forced her to take a pregnancy test. Of course she wasn't pregnanted but I need concrete proof. Her parents sent her off to some kind of loony bin for all of the suicide threats.....then she got out of that place and the story continues to get even weirder. I can post more if you guys want.

Hell, yeah.
I love weird life stories (but only the kind that aren't fictitious)


Btw, you're not related to WoofaGoofaWithTheGreenTeeth, are you?