Oscar for best handjob

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    When you see the thread title at work but click anyway because Friday.
     
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    Very misleading

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    Phoenix was robbed.
     
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    Maybe riley reid? She's a freak and loves it!
     
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    Dat feel!

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    Them nipples were peeking.
     
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    I once got a handjob from a drunk lesbian. It felt just as you think it would. Like a lesbian handjob. You know.. like a woman who wasn’t sure how to hold a wrench or use any power tools in this case.
     
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    Laura Linney in her prime would've won that
     
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    That’s funny, the best handjob I ever got was from a dude named Oscar.
     
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    Unless I'm giving him too much credit.
     
  17. RR Step into the lab Banned

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    I think you are unfortunately. Every one of these threads there are a few serious replies like that
     
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    The Razzie goes to a girl I knew in high school who yanked me like she was starting a lawn mower...
     
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    Dammit. I see the good side of men all the time.

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