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Multiplat Official DOOM ETERNAL Discussion

So I was thinking of booking my vasectomy for the morning of March 20th and then taking a four day weekend to recover and do nothing but sit in a recliner with a bag of frozen peas on my balls while playing Doom Eternal.

Thoughts?

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So you'll be shooting blanks, but playing games in which you use live rounds.
 
Been watching some footage, and I’m kind of getting a corny darksiders feel to the story. Still gonna buy on day 1.
 
Been watching some footage, and I’m kind of getting a corny darksiders feel to the story. Still gonna buy on day 1.

Between the story and all the platforming this is definitely looks like it’s just a first person Darksiders game.

Oh well, still a day one purchase for me too, and literally the first game I’ve preordered in 20 years. The only other games I’ve ever preordered were Quake 3 in1999 and Diablo 2 in 2000.
 
Between the story and all the platforming this is definitely looks like it’s just a first person Darksiders game.

Oh well, still a day one purchase for me too, and literally the first game I’ve preordered in 20 years. The only other games I’ve ever preordered were Quake 3 in1999 and Diablo 2 in 2000.
I feel the story is too much. Of course this is only based on the edited footage I’ve seen recently, so it might not be what I think it is. Definitely buying it though, because I put around 200 hours fully completing (not MP) 2016, and the gameplay looks similar, but refined. Basically forcing me into buying it.
 
So I was thinking of booking my vasectomy for the morning of March 20th and then taking a four day weekend to recover and do nothing but sit in a recliner with a bag of frozen peas on my balls while playing Doom Eternal.

Thoughts?

You don't want a tender dick when Doom Eternal forces you to get hard out of respect.
 
Trying to play through Doom 2016 again as I made it to the last boss the first time and never beat it. But this style of game just doesn't suit me. Its boring. And this is coming from a dude who has slayed hundreds of the same monsters in MHW for a couple thousand hours. The presentation is great, the music is phenomenal, graphics are good and everything else. I just can't get hooked on it.
 
Trying to play through Doom 2016 again as I made it to the last boss the first time and never beat it. But this style of game just doesn't suit me. Its boring. And this is coming from a dude who has slayed hundreds of the same monsters in MHW for a couple thousand hours. The presentation is great, the music is phenomenal, graphics are good and everything else. I just can't get hooked on it.
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Trying to play through Doom 2016 again as I made it to the last boss the first time and never beat it. But this style of game just doesn't suit me. Its boring. And this is coming from a dude who has slayed hundreds of the same monsters in MHW for a couple thousand hours. The presentation is great, the music is phenomenal, graphics are good and everything else. I just can't get hooked on it.
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Trying to play through Doom 2016 again as I made it to the last boss the first time and never beat it. But this style of game just doesn't suit me. Its boring. And this is coming from a dude who has slayed hundreds of the same monsters in MHW for a couple thousand hours. The presentation is great, the music is phenomenal, graphics are good and everything else. I just can't get hooked on it.
You know how I know someone is retarded? When they say Doom 2016 sucks.
 
You know how I know someone is retarded? They didnt read the rest of the thread before replying to a post.
Doom bullied you, and Sekiro bullied you. You have forum idiots jumping to your defence so congrats. <36>
 
Doom bullied you, and Sekiro bullied you. You have forum idiots jumping to your defence so congrats. <36>

pointing out that you put words in another's mouth (again) isn't really defending anyone.

not that i'd expect a vidya white knight on a krotty forum to understand.
 
Trying to play through Doom 2016 again as I made it to the last boss the first time and never beat it. But this style of game just doesn't suit me. Its boring. And this is coming from a dude who has slayed hundreds of the same monsters in MHW for a couple thousand hours. The presentation is great, the music is phenomenal, graphics are good and everything else. I just can't get hooked on it.

Ive enjoyed your frustrated play by play posts as you’ve made your way through the Soulsborne games over the years. I think you should do it for Doom too.
 
Doom bullied you, and Sekiro bullied you. You have forum idiots jumping to your defence so congrats. <36>
Yeah, getting to the last boss of each game is bullying LOL sorry I dont have the time or energy to fight some shitty boss endlessly to learn its patterns.
 
Yeah, getting to the last boss of each game is bullying LOL sorry I dont have the time or energy to fight some shitty boss endlessly to learn its patterns.
Is it too hard for you? Sincere question.
 
Is it too hard for you? Sincere question.
Doom? No. I'm playing on Hurt Me Plenty and am dying a bit but I assume that's the point of the generous checkpoints. I'm shit at inventory management so iirc I didnt have ammo to kill the last boss.
 
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