Office bathroom experiences

Jim Cozad Jr. said:
Lol, I'm definitely that third tweet about outlasting who sits next to me...the people who piss me off the most are the stall pissers when there are urinals...
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Most muslim men don't use urinals unless they have no choice. I only saw one muslim dude using the urinal in and he reacted like he was caught doing something illegal.
 
I have my own private bathroom with a shower in my office. I work in the hospital and our clinic is in an area that was built for an inpatient ward. So basically the patient rooms are converted to an office, which means everyone has their own bathroom. This will probably change in a few years though, but I am switching jobs anyways and will be losing my own bathroom starting next month :(
 
I had my first FULLY WOKE bathroom experience when in a Vancouver vegan restaurant two weeks ago.

I've been in plenty of non-gender specified bathrooms prior. Most are single use stalls where a person goes in and locks the door and uses it alone. However I have been in some that guys and gals go in through the same door, there is one common area for the sinks but the stalls for men and women are off to either the right or left with privacy intact.

This one however was a single washroom with 3 toilets in it. It was a big room. The door outside said 'whatever Gender, just go do your business' so I entered. There were 3 women already in it inside the stalls. I knew because i could see the tiniest glimpse of them thru the door crack. So I thought 'am I to wait in here too while these other 3 women take their shits'? "Do I just hoover for a stall?'

so I decided to go outside the bathroom and wait, not sure if i even wanted to use a stall right beside a gal going.

As I was waiting another gal just walked past me and went in to wait. So i realized I pretty much had to go in and wait or not go at all. I choose to not go at all and went to a Starbucks just down the street once done.

I am not ready for full on WOKE bathroom experiences. I guess that is on me.
 
I Am Legion said:
I worked for a short time in a huge office building in Brooklyn. Men’s room was fine. But the women’s room was so bad a race war started. They had to bring in HR and have. A huge meeting over it. Very diverse group, but the one race of women supposedly were filthy in the bathroom. Peeing on seat, not flushing, throwing feminine products on the ground etc. So a group of other races confronted them, and a shitstorm ensued. I remember an Asian women screaming “You so dirty I cant use bathroom now I’m sick! I witness you do these things”. It was so entertaining. It almost came to blows. And the race being accused were Def the loudest and toughest. My female friend who was white kept her mouth shut. I asked her why. She tells me the other women are right, but she complained to a manager a year prior and the manager was too afraid to confront the women so instead let’s her use the one in her office lol.
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Is that a clue?
 
Oh and this wasn't in an office, but two of my mates were taking a dump at the gym. One mate heard a lot of farts, splashes etc and said loudly "Geez mate calm down, that's disgraceful". Anyway toilet flushed, door opened and washed up and left. My other mate was pissing himself laughing, turns out it wasn't him making all the noise, there was another random poor guy getting called out for making all the noise!
 
I Am Legion said:
I worked for a short time in a huge office building in Brooklyn. Men’s room was fine. But the women’s room was so bad a race war started. They had to bring in HR and have. A huge meeting over it. Very diverse group, but the one race of women supposedly were filthy in the bathroom. Peeing on seat, not flushing, throwing feminine products on the ground etc. So a group of other races confronted them, and a shitstorm ensued. I remember an Asian women screaming “You so dirty I cant use bathroom now I’m sick! I witness you do these things”. It was so entertaining. It almost came to blows. And the race being accused were Def the loudest and toughest. My female friend who was white kept her mouth shut. I asked her why. She tells me the other women are right, but she complained to a manager a year prior and the manager was too afraid to confront the women so instead let’s her use the one in her office lol.
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gonna guess this other race was explosive?
 
As a Europeen I'm amazed at the gap from the floor to the stalls of your toilets, not to mention the panel gaps either side of the doors
 
Oh yeah some people from eastern side of world insist on standing on toilet seats in work and trying to squat. I used to wonder how did anyone managed to explode behind the actual rim
 
breadfighter said:
Ours are co-ed so I try to destroy the toilets right when I get in and leave my mark for the others.
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They made the men's room at ours a single-person bathroom when one of the devops people started M to F transitioning and got really uncomfortable when someone started doing exactly that lol...

But my own experience was about 2 yrs ago. My boss wants to talk to me and after the call I'm on I go looking for him. Not in his office, not in the data analytics guy's office...hmmm..

Go around the corner to the break room area and there he is in the doorway of the single-person men's room (it was still a men's room w/ urinals, etc., it just had a lock on the front now). He motions me over and says 'lock the door'.

OK.....

Now he says 'let's go'...to the second door that led to the bathroom proper. I said 'no' and he goes "Jesus Christ get in there!" I'm like wtf and here I am, all of 4 months at this contractor job (satellite office of a major NY publisher) and I don't want to fuck it up, but still.

He proceeds to take a piss (at the urinal closest to the sinks, natch) so I am on the far side of the sinks fucking cringing like what God did I piss off for this? He goes on about some projects he wants to spin up or some shit, I really don't recall. Finally he's done and refers to that whole episode as 'multitasking'. I mean fuckin a....he didn't try to touch me or get me to touch him (although I did see more than intended when turning around, thinking he was done) but my wife really wanted to run him into a woodchipper lol.

That's my tale of woe.....
 
Bathwater said:
Some disgusting savage took a shit in one of the sinks in our office way back when. When the cleaning lady came, she ran hot water over it and tried scrubbing it down the drain with a toilet brush. She basically vaporized it and flooded the bathroom with hot shit stank. When I went to take a leak I wasn't aware of what was going on and it was like walking into a wall of ass. Fucking horrible.
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LOL I 'liked' it but we really need a wider range of reply options for these threads (like 'dislike', 'grossed out', 'wtf?'', etc..)
 
Tol said:
Everyone who uses public toilets should be familiar with restroom terminology.


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For my fly by, I like to wash my hands, maybe blow my nose. Give me a reason to be there, you know.
 
Once someone (I do not think it was a co worker) started taking dumps in the urinals. Not sure how they were pulling it off because it was always in the high traffic bathrooms.
Once my building hosted a large event for a women’s group and that group had unbeknownst to me claimed all downstairs bathrooms as their own. I walked briskly into my usual restroom, turned the corner to hit the nearest urinal while simultaneously pulling out my gear only to notice three ladies standing at the sinks. Did an about face, Shoved everything back in, and exited the building post haste. Finished my work from a coffee shop that day.
 
I work in a blue collar field, luckily we have plenty of nice toilets there so getting a bathroom to yourself is not uncommon. Too bad our toilet paper is awful
 
I Am Legion said:
I worked for a short time in a huge office building in Brooklyn. Men’s room was fine. But the women’s room was so bad a race war started. They had to bring in HR and have. A huge meeting over it. Very diverse group, but the one race of women supposedly were filthy in the bathroom. Peeing on seat, not flushing, throwing feminine products on the ground etc. So a group of other races confronted them, and a shitstorm ensued. I remember an Asian women screaming “You so dirty I cant use bathroom now I’m sick! I witness you do these things”. It was so entertaining. It almost came to blows. And the race being accused were Def the loudest and toughest. My female friend who was white kept her mouth shut. I asked her why. She tells me the other women are right, but she complained to a manager a year prior and the manager was too afraid to confront the women so instead let’s her use the one in her office lol.
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Ok I gotta ask..what was the race in question?
 
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