Office bathroom experiences

[I Am Legion]

Ok I gotta ask..what was the race in question?

I didn’t want to upset people, but black women.

 

[elreece]

vegan restaurant .

 

[MikeMcMann]

Haha.

of all the things in that post I figured that might draw the most attention.

Answer: I like hot girls. Hot girls like vegan restaurants.

Plus they really do make good food now. A few years ago not so much. I wouldn't have it every meal, but the odd meal is ok.

 

[Jointandabrew]

Dirty fuckers who sit in the cubicle next to you when there are plenty of other ones available which aren't right next to me.

Saw a turd once the size of a can of monster. Just stood upright in the toilet. No paper in there with it or fuck all. So many things wrong with that.

 

[Bathwater]

Once someone (I do not think it was a co worker) started taking dumps in the urinals. Not sure how they were pulling it off because it was always in the high traffic bathrooms.
Once my building hosted a large event for a women’s group and that group had unbeknownst to me claimed all downstairs bathrooms as their own. I walked briskly into my usual restroom, turned the corner to hit the nearest urinal while simultaneously pulling out my gear only to notice three ladies standing at the sinks. Did an about face, Shoved everything back in, and exited the building post haste. Finished my work from a coffee shop that day.

Should have treated them to a quick helicopter spin before making your way out.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

I think I shared this before. Happened years ago. Maybe 18. -19 years. Was pretty new. Had to drop a deuce. In the stall. Sitting there. Here some clanging. Maintenance guy with a ladder sets up in front of stall and climbs ladder. He looks at me, nods and proceeds to change bulb or ballast on light fixture. He was there for a good 8 minutes. I couldn’t even leave. And have this dude above me while I relieve myself. Was weird.

 

[SamSchmidt]

What is this can't shit next to people shit?
Man I need to go, I go. I walk in drop them drawers and let it fly. We arent in the godamn bathroom to wonder why the guy next to you ain't shitting. Get in. Get out!

 

[SamSchmidt]

I am pretty sure who does it but what can I do? I can't just accuse that person cause he will deny it. We have put the warning sign to keep the toilet clean but without any success. The worst part of it, our cleaning lady who needs to clean that shit is such a sweetheart of a woman, I feel so fucking sorry for her.

Haha. I would love to see that standoff.

"PHIL!! We are SICK and TIRED of you shitting all over the godamn walls! Go clean up your fucking diarreaha!!!"

 

[Vil7]

Everyone who uses public toilets should be familiar with restroom terminology.

I remember seeing a video of that where the guy finished and opens the door & staggers out like he has cerebral palsy (sp) or something.

 

[Mastoness]

Haha. I would love to see that standoff.

"PHIL!! We are SICK and TIRED of you shitting all over the godamn walls! Go clean up your fucking diarreaha!!!"

Fuck, anyone with the problem like that should visit a doctor. Having an explosive shits every day is not normal. I mean, I feel sorry for that guy but you can't just destroy the toilet every fucking day. If someone feels uncomfortable to sit on the toilet seat there are paper covers to buy.

 

[Lovestorm]

I think I shared this before. Happened years ago. Maybe 18. -19 years. Was pretty new. Had to drop a deuce. In the stall. Sitting there. Here some clanging. Maintenance guy with a ladder sets up in front of stall and climbs ladder. He looks at me, nods and proceeds to change bulb or ballast on light fixture. He was there for a good 8 minutes. I couldn’t even leave. And have this dude above me while I relieve myself. Was weird.

That's really funny.

<Oku02>

 

[aldeniro78]

I was having a poo one time and the guy in the trap next to me was wiping, (he had a really rough wipe, musta been rocking a 8 or 9 on the hair scale) and the dude missed the toilet with the paper.
A piece of bunched up bog roll with shit on it popped under the cubicle onto my territory. I was fuming
he finished the whole wiping experience before picking it up, filthy cunt

I'm confused on the physics of how he dropped used tp on the floor.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I'm confused on the physics of how he dropped used tp on the floor.

he was to the right of me, I assume he was wiping left handed and caught the edge of the toilet seat when trying to drop it in behind

I've thought about it a lot over the last 20 years, it's not an image I am able to forget

 

[lostdog000]

no good stories from me

just that i try not to shit in public
but once i had to shit at work
and everyone decided to take a break and sit down just outside the bathroom, even a girl was there
there aint no fan
and this was an explosive, noisy shit......

 

[Satsui Ryu]

 

[usfbrah]

Do you masturbate in your office bathroom? Is it normal?

I do on my breaks sometimes . Idc

 

[usfbrah]

I worked for a short time in a huge office building in Brooklyn. Men’s room was fine. But the women’s room was so bad a race war started. They had to bring in HR and have. A huge meeting over it. Very diverse group, but the one race of women supposedly were filthy in the bathroom. Peeing on seat, not flushing, throwing feminine products on the ground etc. So a group of other races confronted them, and a shitstorm ensued. I remember an Asian women screaming “You so dirty I cant use bathroom now I’m sick! I witness you do these things”. It was so entertaining. It almost came to blows. And the race being accused were Def the loudest and toughest. My female friend who was white kept her mouth shut. I asked her why. She tells me the other women are right, but she complained to a manager a year prior and the manager was too afraid to confront the women so instead let’s her use the one in her office lol.

Black women ? Lol

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Dirty fuckers who sit in the cubicle next to you when there are plenty of other ones available which aren't right next to me.

Sometimes the ones further away are too messed up for usage.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Ok I gotta ask..what was the race in question?

Do you really need to ask?

 

[west42]

Well, guess I'm celibate now

The bathrooms where i work are unisex and feature one toilet and one urinal. There are three bathrooms over all. Two of the guys where i work regularly make these places as dangerous as Chernobyl. You know that if you see either of them come out of the bathroom that only a fool would dare enter.

As there are few women working in my building the sanitary bins aren't emptied very often. A new challenger has emerged recently in the form of a new girl who's rotting menstrual fluids are potent enough to seemingly permeate the walls and my desk is on the opposite side of the bathroom she always uses. At least when she's on the rag it scares away the championship level shitters.