Office bathroom experiences

[Ichibanner]

Im always disguised by the drink cups left behind. Who tf drinks anything in the shitter?

I'm grossed out by people brining in cups, bowls, or plates. We have two kitchen areas on my floor. Why would you bring a bowl and utensil into the place with shit particles floating in the air?

 

[Rawex]

So what are yours, how do you cope with the specifics of sharing the bathroom with your colleagues at work?

At my current office i forgot to lock the door many times and couple times i opened the door when someone was there.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

My office is in a manufacturing plant of 260 people........so...... its kind of like the peter griffin vs michael moore.

 

[Why did you]

It’s embarrassing to hear them too, if someone is blasting trombone type noises I always want to get out before I see who it is

 

[Why did you]

At my current office i forgot to lock the door many times and couple times i opened the door when someone was there.

That reminds me, few years back, i went to a toilette on a floor thats usually empty,
here and now someone enters, but no one stay to take the dumpster if they see at least one cabin is taken.
That day, I went into one, sit on the toilet and began with the preps to let it all out..
But, suddenly I hear someone entering the toilete space, so I put the shit on standby, and was expecting the visitor will leave when he see someone is in the cabin.
But, i didnt lock the door properly so it seems the visitor was under impression no one is there, so he opened the door.
It was my boss looking for some peaceful moments to take his things out.
Quite embarassing, I just said, 'here I am',
when the door were opening, and I heard the guy just said 'oh' and closed the door.

 

[Rawex]

That reminds me, few years back, i went to a toilette on a floor thats usually empty,
here and now someone enters, but no one stay to take the dumpster if they see at least one cabin is taken.
That day, I went into one, sit on the toilet and began with the preps to let it all out..
But, suddenly I hear someone entering the toilete space, so I put the shit on standby, and was expecting the visitor will leave when he see someone is in the cabin.
But, i didnt lock the door properly so it seems the visitor was under impression no one is there, so he opened the door.
It was my boss looking for some peaceful moments to take his things out.
Quite embarassing, I just said, 'here I am',
when the door were opening, and I heard the guy just said 'oh' and closed the door.

Could be worse, imagine if he had his eyes closed and sat on your lap.

 

[Red Beard]

I was having a poo one time and the guy in the trap next to me was wiping, (he had a really rough wipe, musta been rocking a 8 or 9 on the hair scale) and the dude missed the toilet with the paper.
A piece of bunched up bog roll with shit on it popped under the cubicle onto my territory. I was fuming
he finished the whole wiping experience before picking it up, filthy cunt

Why are there gaps at the bottom of the cubicles?
How much more money would it cost for that extra foot of wood to make it go right to the floor?

Only in movies do we need to have gaps in the bottom of cubicles

I hate it when someone lets their foot stray onto my side, or passes me a note

This was gold and I enjoyed both posts. 10/10 wood read again. I don't think the gap on the floor is talked about enough. I want to be enclosed completely when I'm that vulnerable. Also, the feet and note thing is for mouth favors.

 

[Dinkin_Flicka]

I work in a big office building and there almost always someone in the bathroom. My current mindest these days as I always try to shit at work because I don't get paid to do it at home. My wife says she can only poop at home and gets to anxious at a public restroom and I have no idea what that even means. We've been married 15 years and have talked about this several times and I still can't wrap my mind around it. If you have to go, let her rip. She just says she can't. I can't understand how you can have the urge to go, sit on toilet, and your body say no? That is such a bizzare concept that I can't even begin to empathize with it.

 

[Oregonmma]

One of the most embarrassing things I can never understand is the people that moan loudly while taking a shit. Like wtf dude? It's embarrassing enough to take a loud shit but do you really have to moan loudly too? One time when I worked at my first job we had this single bathroom that people didn't use as much so I went in there to shit. As I got up and was wiping the door opened (didn't realize I forgot to lock it until then) and this old lady from the nutrition department saw everything. I worked with her fairly often and we just never spoke of it.

 

[Oregonmma]

Not an office but bathroom related.... This guy was on IG live and was having rappers join his live to see if he wanted to sign them for a record label he made. This one dude was in his bathroom and the guy wanted him to show himself from above so he could see all of him or what he was wearing and homie straight had some explosive shit in his toilet. Like he was hotboxing the shit stank in there lol

Starts at 5:20 lolol Keep in mind dude was just in that same spot for 5 mins rapping an shit while breathing in the dookie