first, who are you calling an asshole?
And Who’s talking about starting fires? Hiking doesn’t involve fire. Are we worried that some hikers are so fast that their feet start friction enough to light the whole forest on fire? And no fishing either. I am not a professional angler, so maybe I haven’t seen it all, but I have never seen a fire started because I caught some bass. Water tends to be a bad place to start a fire unless it is Lake Erie when it caught fire because of all the oil and shit floating in it.
Yet, they’re allowing camping? You know, the one activity here that actually involves making fires to cook!!
How about outlaw smoking or building fires? Nope. We are stopping people from walking anywhere in the woods or doing certain things on their own private land.
That’s why I highlighted their national anthem and the word free that is in there no less than three times. Because outlawing people walking reeks of freedom.