My cousin just bought shoes for 6800$

[lakersfan45]

Cool dude. I wouldn't call him out on it if he could pay for it without going into debt/a putting it on credit or dipping into savings

Do you know how he paid for it?

 

[ThinkGreen]

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[Metal_Daze]

Cool dude. I wouldn't call him out on it if he could pay for it without going into debt/a putting it on credit or dipping into savings

Do you know how he paid for it?

From what he told me, his boss bought them online for him with his gold credit card and my cousin paid him cash on the spot.

 

[Claire Dames]

Had to be done.

tremendous

 

[dc007]

Such an odd fella.

 

[Hyperglide]

Does he wear them like this TS??

 

[Tsar]

if the op is genuine, you're a total ass for posting about your cousin.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I have a high forehead like your cousin.

Does he wear the headband daily with that haircut? I'd imagine it doesn't work all that well without the headband. He should consider rocking a skullet; to my utter shock women actually like it. Well maybe skullet isn't the correct word but longer hair actually doesn't look too terrible. Just ask Rihanna.

 

[BJPenn2012]

I would mug him Nick Diaz style and when he looked at me funny id go full Diaz and be like "what bitch, I don't need to lift weights to walk across this hallway and slap you, you fucking midget." have you ever been face to face wit someone who shot someone 9 times in the head at point blank range over a drug debt? I have. Muscles aren't scary, it's the person behind them.

 

[livingdeadmoose]

if the op is genuine, you're a total ass for posting about your cousin.

My feelings as well. As long as he has the money for his money, so what? If I had more money I'd probably spend as much on my own hobbies. TS's cousin seems like a fun guy to hang out with.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I would mug him Nick Diaz style and when he looked at me funny id go full Diaz and be like "what bitch, I don't need to lift weights to walk across this hallway and slap you, you fucking midget." have you ever been face to face wit someone who shot someone 9 times in the head at point blank range over a drug debt? I have. Muscles aren't scary, it's the person behind them.

I can walk down to local MMA gym and pick out 10 college students who haven't had a rough minute of life and they will piss in your cheerios and leave you unconscious without blinking an eye. How in the world can you be a fan of combat sports without facing the reality that a good story doesn't make you a good fighter? Do you really think Jon Jones' "tough life" made him the best this sport has ever seen? GSP? Floyd Mayweather? Grow up.

 

[Bebop]

He's having problem nailing some of his complex magic tricks because of this. In fact, he can barely reach his hands behind his back. He used to be very flexible but he lost a lot since going from 220 to 250.



That's right, although he intends to wear the shoes on special occasions. I know he's been parading them around since he got them 3-4 days ago.
I don't think he cares about the charity but you're right, the money will go to the Michael J. Fox Parkinson foundation.



No, I am much smaller. I'm a 5'9" slender guy, I use to weight 145lbs cut. Nowadays, I weight around 200lbs: I got fat since stopping smoking 4 years ago, I think I gained 15 pounds a year since then.

That's me back at UFC 154 media day, you can compare my built to superstar/bodybuilder Ariel Helwani...

wtf magic tricks does he do that requires range of motion? the majority of magic requires little more than theatrics and sleight of hand. anything that requires flexibility is usually deferred to an assistant, but even then, those are pretty expensive stage tricks to do, especially as a hobbyist, but after him spending 7k on memorabilia that he also wears, him dropping a lot of money on professional magic tricks wouldn't surprise me, either.



edit: obligatory joke of your picture: "you look like the result of chuck norris and eddie guerrero fucking up the dragon ball z fusion"

 

[alexxx]

havent checked since thread was started, any shoops so far?

 

[NamelessMC]

I can beat everyone up in this thread. And myself. And the guy who bought shoes. I could even beat up the engineer who designed those shoes.

Whoever's reading this right now, you and me bro, don't even let it happen.

WHAT?!

 

[faustian]

The more I read about this guy the bigger a fan I'm becoming

 

[ToxicShocker]

He seems pretty cool, maybe if we are lucky he will post here using your account.

 

[Viva]

Had to be done.

Savage but the resemblance is uncanny.

And good for him, he can always resell those MAGs and make bank.

 

[Metal_Daze]

wtf magic tricks does he do that requires range of motion? the majority of magic requires little more than theatrics and sleight of hand. anything that requires flexibility is usually deferred to an assistant, but even then, those are pretty expensive stage tricks to do, especially as a hobbyist, but after him spending 7k on memorabilia that he also wears, him dropping a lot of money on professional magic tricks wouldn't surprise me, either.

edit: obligatory joke of your picture: "you look like the result of chuck norris and eddie guerrero fucking up the dragon ball z fusion"

He mostly does card tricks, coin flips and such. Yes, he has a few tricks that involve reaching his hands behind his back. He can still do most of his tricks but he's struggling with the harder/faster stuff.

The picture is obligatory since I posted a picture of my cousin, at least I'm honest on who I am, too...

The more I read about this guy the bigger a fan I'm becoming

That's the spirit. A new UberTS perhaps?

if the op is genuine, you're a total ass for posting about your cousin.

My feelings as well. As long as he has the money for his money, so what? If I had more money I'd probably spend as much on my own hobbies. TS's cousin seems like a fun guy to hang out with.

The OP is genuine, it's just a funny story. I'm not directly making fun of him although I did make it sound like he was a weirdo. The Mayberry would be pretty dull if posters refrained from talking about their friends, family and their funny stories.

This is just an internet forum, relax and enjoy the ride.

Or get the fuck out!

 

[SaucyJack]

They don't even self-lace? That's some bullshit.

 

[The ScorpioN]

I would mug him Nick Diaz style and when he looked at me funny id go full Diaz and be like "what bitch, I don't need to lift weights to walk across this hallway and slap you, you fucking midget." have you ever been face to face wit someone who shot someone 9 times in the head at point blank range over a drug debt? I have. Muscles aren't scary, it's the person behind them.

I'd choke you out with my sleeve. And I strictly wear wife beaters.