Most Pathetic Thing I've Seen

[cockysprinter]

That's felony assault. Don't be an ass.

BTW, this isn't 1920's Russia.

not really. its just the concept that if he was in a dangerous situation, hes screwed.

 

[rickdog]

not really. its just the concept that if he was in a dangerous situation, hes screwed.

Exactly

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I dunno about CA Madmick, but in MI, you need to damn near beat the dude to death or use some kind of weapon to garner felonious assault charges. Otherwise you're looking at simple battery, or assault and battery depending, probation and some fines.

This is why I do not fear beating people down. It's nearly impossible to serve jail time unless you like gang stop some dude until he's "special". Sorta like in that Stephen Lynch song.

 

[rEmY]

I dunno about CA Madmick, but in MI, you need to damn near beat the dude to death or use some kind of weapon to garner felonious assault charges. Otherwise you're looking at simple battery, or assault and battery depending, probation and some fines.

This is why I do not fear beating people down. It's nearly impossible to serve jail time unless you like gang stop some dude until he's "special". Sorta like in that Stephen Lynch song.

indeed. in the UP, the cops will just make you shake hands most of the time. no broken bones = no foul.

 

[tankfan]

To make him feel like even more of a queer I got one of the 100 lb. girls who work in our office to carry it to this pussy's car!l


lol at that guys ;power'

 

[wasptrash]

indeed. in the UP, the cops will just make you shake hands most of the time. no broken bones = no foul.

The u.p. is like a foreign country.

 

[miaou]

By the way, tell that girl thank you for carrying the box to my car. It was very sweet of her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! good one man!

 

[Zeirhk]

I work at a grocery store, I can't seem to stack (pick them up and throw them on top of each other) those 100 lbs. skids yet.... AGHHHH. I don't feel like HALF a man yet.

What the fuck man there are people who don't even work out and they lift shit like its no problem. Fucking shit on genetics. I'm worried and insecure.

 

[Evilsteez]

You should have bitch slapped the guy but then again you would have probably killed him.

 

[kelt_22]

bfnm yuo have your milk and eggs carried out for you to?
you sound like the kind of man(I use that term losely) that has his girl/Boyfriend open the jar of pickles for him.

 

[JudoFighter]

anyone else think BFNM is hilarious? hes my new favorite poster....the man knows how to compose an argument

 

[metalfan]

in high school during p.e. i saw a 6'3" 290lbs kid struggling to bench press 110lbs

 

[thethirddiaz]

in high school during p.e. i saw a 6'3" 290lbs kid struggling to bench press 110lbs

How did you even find a thread this old?

 

[Saith]

****lfan strikes again.

 

[Jake Martin]

How did you even find a thread this old?

No kidding. What were you searching for?

 

[Lusst]

in high school during p.e. i saw a 6'3" 290lbs kid struggling to bench press 110lbs

Explain yourself.

 

[metalfan]

Explain yourself.

the thread title is asking for the most pathetic gym moments and the 290lbs kid barley lifting 110lbs was the sadest\worst i could think of

 

[metalfan]

How did you even find a thread this old?

one of the last times i posted under this username was in 2005

 

[ChaseT.]

met[/COLOR]alfan;22125339]one of the last times i posted under this username was in 2005

WORKOUTGUY?

 

[AbdominalSnoman]

You are teh metalfailure.