Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[CUAPO]

He's so stupid, neck workout lmao.

 

[sypher]

"Florida man hangs himself practicing blood choke defense."

 

[CleverNameEh]

people as dumb as that really do exist, wow

Usually not for long though.

Unless a jacare steps in and fucks it all up

 

[93confirmed]

I'd be more shocked if Perry hadnt done that dumb shit.

 

[AdamantiumPimmel]

Jacare is a damn hero

 

[capable1]

It’s sad but these things happen.my cousin tied washing line around his neck then jumped from the loft door depressed about some bird.the line stretched and he hit the floor breaking his collar bone and wrist the idiot.now has a horrible scar on his neck ,shit some people carnt do anything right

 

[Starnes Massive]

 

[Subfighter]

Read the title of thread, came in thinking Perry and his wife were doing some freaky asphyxiation shit and somehow jacare came to the rescue


Left disappointed

Come on, dude!! That is some fucked up porn plot.


Please, tell me more.

 

[CleverNameEh]

These jokes are too easy.

One more:

FFS, even Conor could have escaped that...


Ok, one more.

Jacare knew he'd left his browser open without a ckear history. Couldn't let a ninja go out like that...

 

[Yacob]

"Florida Man accidentally hangs himself while trying to practice RNC defense"

 

[CleverNameEh]

dude

how many times a day does she stop him from doing dumb shit? can't hate on her for fuck up one time out of a million

Can't blame her, she knows he likes to swang and bang, she thought it was all just training when he banged his head on the bar and just swang there.

 

[KilledByDeath]

I wonder if mike perry dreams of being rescued by a shirtless jacare, muscles gleaming from a fresh workout...

 

[JoshTehV]

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/mike-perry-accidentally-hung-himself-saved-by-jacare-souza/

"Jacare Souza is my hero. He is literally my hero man. I was playing around at the gym, I’m going to drop a story for you here. Alright, so there was like this rubber band hanging from the pull-up bar and this rubber band was like for workouts, it was a thick band. We were about to do filming with the ESPN crew and umm, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout. And work on my ability to take a choke,” Mike Perry explained. “So I lean forward and it wraps around my neck and so I flex myself so that I could hold on. And in two seconds, as soon as lean forward (and flex), next thing I know Alan, from the UFC, and Jacare Souza are there. Alan is like slapping me and they’re pouring water on me. But, they say Jacare, this while he was filming for ESPN, he was hitting a bag and he sees me, and Danielle was right next to me – she thinks I’m playing around, so she’s like ‘Mike quit playing’. So within two seconds I pass out and swing and then she’s hears a bang and she looks up and says ‘Mike stop playing’. So I had hit my face against the metal pull-up bar and I’m passed out. Plus I’m still hanging from this thing. I’m hanging myself at this point and Jacare sees me and runs over quick and pulls me out of this thing. Then they were like waking me up. When I came too I was like ‘Oh man, it was a bad joke. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare everybody."

classic Mike

Bless Mik Poory

 

[Roop Holstry]

Is it weird that this makes me like him more? Meathead brawlers are always welcome in the UFC.

 

[dog y]

Jacaré, the good guy...
Vs the bad guy next, since he will never get the TS

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Is it weird that this makes me like him more? Meathead brawlers are always welcome in the UFC.

and if they don't cut it they will always have a home over at BKFC!

 

[CleverNameEh]

How does he hit his head on the pull up bar when falling off a rubber band hanging off the bar?

Leaned into the loop of the band for the choke, extending the band, passed out instantly, band snaps back and bangs head on bar, goes limp and hangs. Jacare un-darwins him

 

[Elcucringy]

The Platinum one isn't exactly a Rhodes Scholar.

 

[Credo]

 

[Mixedfights]

I cant believe he's made it this far without accidentally killing himself.