Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[RonniePickering]

He also almost killed himself in the gym by acting like a fool

 

[Bboy]

Haha, when I read the thread title, my mind combined genius and proof into goof. Had to read it two more times to make sure I wasn’t crazy.

 

[Okajima]

He has the same IQ as a glass of water.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

There's already a thread on it

 

[The Otherside]

Mike Perry is a Horse lover.

 

[nanika]

were his pants down with his hand around his dick as well? happens more often than youd think.

 

[Slatersan]

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Perry got choked out by a rubberband....

Let that sink in

 

[Titleboxe]

Big Brain + Very Stable Genius

 

[Right Hook nut shot]

This guy is insane

 

[Te Huna Matata]

And this guy is allowed to drive!?

And procreate

 

[Roy D Rayge]

Better to happen at the gym than alone at home in a closet

 

[MadHouse]

wrapping a rubber band around your neck, what could go fucking wrong?
also neck workout

 

[Mangar]

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/mike-perry-accidentally-hung-himself-saved-by-jacare-souza/

"Jacare Souza is my hero. He is literally my hero man. I was playing around at the gym, I’m going to drop a story for you here. Alright, so there was like this rubber band hanging from the pull-up bar and this rubber band was like for workouts, it was a thick band. We were about to do filming with the ESPN crew and umm, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout. And work on my ability to take a choke,” Mike Perry explained. “So I lean forward and it wraps around my neck and so I flex myself so that I could hold on. And in two seconds, as soon as lean forward (and flex), next thing I know Alan, from the UFC, and Jacare Souza are there. Alan is like slapping me and they’re pouring water on me. But, they say Jacare, this while he was filming for ESPN, he was hitting a bag and he sees me, and Danielle was right next to me – she thinks I’m playing around, so she’s like ‘Mike quit playing’. So within two seconds I pass out and swing and then she’s hears a bang and she looks up and says ‘Mike stop playing’. So I had hit my face against the metal pull-up bar and I’m passed out. Plus I’m still hanging from this thing. I’m hanging myself at this point and Jacare sees me and runs over quick and pulls me out of this thing. Then they were like waking me up. When I came too I was like ‘Oh man, it was a bad joke. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare everybody."

classic Mike

 

[President Pain]

Taking this whole African American thing a little far.

 

[Sad Dad]

I feel like Jacare would risk his own life to save his enemies from a burning building

 

[Deleted member 290675]

 

[HelloJapan]

...did he cum? Seriously though, he actually choked himself out...

 

[Kraysla]

So he he was passed out, still hanging by his neck in the band after going face first into the pull up bar and his GF still didn't think it was an emergency? Yikes.

 

[Starnes Massive]

...did he cum? Seriously though, he actually choked himself out...

he always comes after the choke