Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[Skankhunt420]

Should have let natural selection and nature do it's thing

 

[Sinthesized]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Mike Perry :hey I'm gonna practice my choke defense with this thick elastic bands

A man of culture, I can tell by the av and the comment

 

[DespicablePeep]

Bless Perry

 

[Son of Werdum]

Tony Ferguson heard this story and it going to weave this innovative and practical training method into his regiment of steel pipe kicks and jerky deadlifts.

 

[Deleted member 551049]

What an absolute legend.

 

[neverwas]

And procreate

vote as well.

 

[frye666]

people as dumb as that really do exist, wow

You have been on Sherdog for a lot of years. You should have known this fact from day one.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout.

This is why hes the true GOAT,

Don't see GSP doing neck workouts do you?

 

[SuperNerd]

I don't doubt any part of this story.

 

[Sgt Smith]

 

[boss429]

No but his masturbation technique leveled up.

Lol, I could definitely see Perry being one of the dumb asses to kill themselves via autoerotic asphyxiation. The most embarrassing way to go imaginable, haha.

 

[I_IZ_BACK]

Intelligence and face tattoos don't go together

 

[Hotora86]

No wonder Mike Perry earns his money by getting hit in the head. It's pretty much empty anyway.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

keep forks away from this man

 

[Sarge3000]

Natural selection at work here, and Souza stopped the outcome from happening.

 

[IGotAHugePeckah]

LMAO at someone hanging their self to do a "neck workout" and work on choke defence.

Bourdain was a BJJ guy... maybe that's what he was up to?

 

[BigBadKraken]

Mike Perry the kinda guy to practice his chances of plane crash survival by crashing a plane.

To see how many bullets he can take before he dies by standing in front of a mini-gun.

To see how long he can hold his breath by breathing out at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[BigBadKraken]

Natural selection at work here, and Souza stopped the outcome from happening.

YOu saying that Jacare isn't natty?

 

[bongwater]

florida man

 

[Yung Dilla]

Knocked himself out the choked himself out. Sounds about right lol.