Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[GiantJunior]

Doesn't surprise me one bit coming from Mike perry.

 

[Raknesh]

Sounds about white.

 

[BIKES!]

God help us I believe he is breeding

 

[usernamee]

How does he hit his head on the pull up bar when falling off a rubber band hanging off the bar?

 

[Rav7n]

Cletus spuckler is Mike's dad right.?

 

[baba2008]

Next up for Mike Perry:

 

[See O]

Jascare should have left him.

 

[PAPERCLIP30]

Honestly this is fucking hilarious

 

[BoD 2.0]

The funniest part is that his girlfriend wasn’t even alarmed by it. Mike is knocked unconscious, hanging by his neck, swinging. And she goes “Mike stop playing”. Like it’s just another normal Thursday.

 

[whaleshark]

Black Belt level training
The best way to train choke defence is to choke yourself unconscious

 

[Vegesus44]

This makes me like him more. What a knuckle head.

Man, I used to be a hater but I love this guy now! He has really grown on me over the last year and he takes L's like a champ.
What a fucking class act he is.

 

[Langinbang187]

This guy is without a doubt mentally retarded.

 

[rob mafia]

maybe since he saved the ufc's biggest moneymaker, jacare can finally get a title shot

 

[sonofjay817]

I'd have serious doubts as to the veracity of this story if it featured anyone other than Mike "Platinum" Perry.

 

[revoltub]

They should make a show out of this called Mike and Jacare. Whole situation reminds me of pinky and the brain or cat dog with the smart character constantly having to bail out or deal with his idiot partners antics

 

[Maroli]

Glad he's okay as much as I dislike him, but I'm honestly happier he's keeping the Florida stereotype alive.

I also disliked him until I realized that he can't really help the way he is. He's quite open about his intellectual shortcomings so now I see him as a lunkhead who's kind of refreshingly honest.

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

sometimes nature weeds out the dumb ones

 

[Dave Poodle]

Girlfriend would have just watched him die...who’s the dummy?

She married him so probably her.

TUF: Team Playinum vs Team Ferguson. C'mon Dana. Please!!!

 

[Jon's Drug Dealer]

Legitimately one of the dumbest individuals in the UFC, yet Andre Soccermom manages to out-tard him in the octagon without even trying.

 

[in the liver]

Jacare kept him from winning that Darwin Award.

jacare > darwin > god