Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[Clippy]

groovy

 

[Psychedelic]

In light of his recent losing streak, Platinum Mike Perry heard a voice. The JBG demanded a human sacrifice, and the brave Platinum Mike Perry chose to sacrifice himself.

In typical deity fashion, The JBG was only joking. He was pulling the same kind of prank Yahweh pulled on Abraham.

The JBG admires Platinum Mike Perry's fervor, and will grant him victory tonight.

 

[Babaganoosh]

This is what Darwin was talking about.

 

[TidWell]

That was a very mike perry thing to do

 

[koquerelle]

People like Mike should be sterilized

 

[Threetrees]

This is what Darwin was talking about.

Jacare > Darwin

 

[TGArthur]

Wow

 

[Rea_ctor]

Only Tony Ferguson should Tony Ferguson.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Holy brain cells

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

 

[hisandherpes]

suicidal perry will be ww champ

 

[Arqueto]

So did his ability to take a choke improve or not?

 

[CatchnShoot]

That’s why you ALWAYS need a spotter when it’s neck day at the gym.

Girlfriend would have just watched him die...who’s the dummy?

 

[Jackonfire]

So did his ability to take a choke improve or not?

No but his masturbation technique leveled up.

 

[tonysmasseuse]

 

[VinceArch]

And people are actually a fan of this idiot???

Wow.

 

[chuckleknuckle]

Conor would have tapped....















...bored so i thought I'd rile up the haters and the nuthuggers at the same time.

 

[Arqueto]

No but his masturbation technique leveled up.

 

[Slobodan]

 

[Pakman]

Pretty sure this is quite common, for PMP.