Mike Perry accidentally hanged himself, saved by Jacare

[VinceArch]

No but his masturbation technique leveled up.

David Carradine would be proud.

 

[skombolis]

They probably have to baby proof the electrical outlets at the gym because of this guy. He should have kept that story to himself lol

 

[BEATDOWNS]

He wants to be like Diego

 

[SG123]

Mike Perry, officially retarded

 

[Huligani]

So he is as dumb as he looks and sounds.

 

[Dirge]

Read the title of thread, came in thinking Perry and his wife were doing some freaky asphyxiation shit and somehow jacare came to the rescue


Left disappointed

 

[chinarice]

And people say tony isn't mentally fit to compete.......

 

[RyanRAW]

That’s why you ALWAYS need a spotter when it’s neck day at the gym.

Girlfriend would have just watched him die...who’s the dummy?

Seriously this is the real kicker. He is married somebody who couldn't tell he was dying and who also did nothing.

Mike is taking Ls everywhere.

 

[The Big Bang]

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/mike-perry-accidentally-hung-himself-saved-by-jacare-souza/

"Jacare Souza is my hero. He is literally my hero man. I was playing around at the gym, I’m going to drop a story for you here. Alright, so there was like this rubber band hanging from the pull-up bar and this rubber band was like for workouts, it was a thick band. We were about to do filming with the ESPN crew and umm, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout. And work on my ability to take a choke,” Mike Perry explained. “So I lean forward and it wraps around my neck and so I flex myself so that I could hold on. And in two seconds, as soon as lean forward (and flex), next thing I know Alan, from the UFC, and Jacare Souza are there. Alan is like slapping me and they’re pouring water on me. But, they say Jacare, this while he was filming for ESPN, he was hitting a bag and he sees me, and Danielle was right next to me – she thinks I’m playing around, so she’s like ‘Mike quit playing’. So within two seconds I pass out and swing and then she’s hears a bang and she looks up and says ‘Mike stop playing’. So I had hit my face against the metal pull-up bar and I’m passed out. Plus I’m still hanging from this thing. I’m hanging myself at this point and Jacare sees me and runs over quick and pulls me out of this thing. Then they were like waking me up. When I came too I was like ‘Oh man, it was a bad joke. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare everybody."

classic Mike

Yeah...

 

[Luthien]

Darwin Perry

 

[Readybodisready]

If he passed out within seconds in that hold, his neck would have snapped and he'd be dead or in a coma right now. Jacare must have caught him as he was still struggling.

 

[blewgums]

I"d buy that story, if he'd been wearing pants.
Sounds like a little auto-erotic asphyxiation in the gym.

 

[Timurd123]

Natural selection almost got to him

None of this is surprising

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Choke yourself!

 

[Headkicktoleg]

And people are actually a fan of this idiot???

Wow.

I just became a fan after this thread.

 

[Skarsgard]

Most people would just put some more mat time in.

 

[Drain Bamage]

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/mike-perry-accidentally-hung-himself-saved-by-jacare-souza/

"Jacare Souza is my hero. He is literally my hero man. I was playing around at the gym, I’m going to drop a story for you here. Alright, so there was like this rubber band hanging from the pull-up bar and this rubber band was like for workouts, it was a thick band. We were about to do filming with the ESPN crew and umm, I don’t know what I was thinking, but I put my head in this thing and was like I’m going to do a neck workout. And work on my ability to take a choke,” Mike Perry explained. “So I lean forward and it wraps around my neck and so I flex myself so that I could hold on. And in two seconds, as soon as lean forward (and flex), next thing I know Alan, from the UFC, and Jacare Souza are there. Alan is like slapping me and they’re pouring water on me. But, they say Jacare, this while he was filming for ESPN, he was hitting a bag and he sees me, and Danielle was right next to me – she thinks I’m playing around, so she’s like ‘Mike quit playing’. So within two seconds I pass out and swing and then she’s hears a bang and she looks up and says ‘Mike stop playing’. So I had hit my face against the metal pull-up bar and I’m passed out. Plus I’m still hanging from this thing. I’m hanging myself at this point and Jacare sees me and runs over quick and pulls me out of this thing. Then they were like waking me up. When I came too I was like ‘Oh man, it was a bad joke. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare everybody."

classic Mike

lmao

 

[Franklin U.]

I think that it was widely known that he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

In fact he should be branded/tattoo with " not the sharpest tool in the box" due to the stresses of mma training.

Lol- I'm being serious.

 

[Slatersan]

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Most people would just put some more mat time in.

That's why they aren't a black belt with them hands. He's working on intricacies of self strangulation that you've never even heard of.