Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[Diktaattori]

Just had a loose Leonberg run at me, probably 80kg. He sniffed me and I gave him a good boy pat. He walked with me for like 50m until a lady half his size ran out the bushes and shouted for him. Dog stopped, looked at me and legit winked, turned around and ran back into the bushes.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[helax]

@lsa

Strumpet lsa. Rumpy smutty slutty lsa

 

[helax]

Do you know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby

 

[weed]

Strumpet lsa. Rumpy smutty slutty lsa

 

[weed]

Just had a loose Leonberg run at me, probably 80kg. He sniffed me and I gave him a good boy pat. He walked with me for like 50m until a lady half his size ran out the bushes and shouted for him. Dog stopped, looked at me and legit winked, turned around and ran back into the bushes.

I saw that movie too

 

[SummerStriker]

I switched my online dating profile to one headshot. I'm getting harassed. Some of these women aggressively ask for body shots and get mad mad when I say no. One woman asked why. I was like, "I want a woman who doesn't care how fat I might be." She said something crazy and I was like, "take a chance, roll the dice." Bruh. Mad. I'm literally being sexually harassed.

 

[aerius]

I just watched a video of a Ukrainian dance group performing "Kalinka" with a dancing bear.
I think I've done enough interneting for one day.

 

[GSP_37]

At the bank, was the last in line, no one else except one fat biotch in another line. I stepped away briefly to grab some deposit slips and this fat biotch quickly stole my spot in line. Via karma, I ended up served before her anyways.

 

[-Magua-]

Chillin with my handsome Japanese bud, before heading out to dinner.

Kampai
K sayonara Arigato

Spoiler

Edit; Had a few mojitos after work this evening (Thursday night).

Spoiler

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

@fingercuffs I've been on a British/UK/Irish show binge recently.
Started with sexual education (likeable characters/actors but way too woke for me), Derry Girls, currently watching collateral and will follow up with McMafia after.

Got any recommendations for comedies?

 

[ralphc1]

@fingercuffs I've been on a British/UK/Irish show binge recently.
Started with sexual education (likeable characters/actors but way too woke for me), Derry Girls, currently watching collateral and will follow up with McMafia after.

Got any recommendations for comedies?

Oldies but goodies. The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin Good Neighbors

 

[-Magua-]

Anything with Matt Berry is golden.

One of my favorites is Toast.

 

[-Magua-]

Saw this in mall yesterday.
Lamborghini Urus.

233 k in US, bout 450 k here (customs tax).
If I had that cheddar to boot, I don’t think that’s the way I’d go for that type suv;
657 hp & interior was nice, but a bit too lambo for my taste.

Also wouldn’t get mandarin orange color … but is normal for PH/Pinoys.

Rather (if had that level of cash) I’d go with the cayenne s turbo hybrid.
729 hp & 80 k less.

Interior is more comfy & styled better as well.

 

[Satur9]

Chillin with my handsome Japanese bud, before heading out to dinner.

Kampai
K sayonara Arigato

Spoiler

What a cute lil bugger! You are lucky, sir!
Wanted one for the longest, but I travel too much. Wouldn't be fair to him. Enjoy the time.

 

[Cole train]

Was hiking in wilderness for 4 days near norwegian border

 

[aerius]

This is my latest recommendation from youtube. I think it knows I'm a dirty old man.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

 

[PurpleStorm]

Was hiking in wilderness for 4 days near norwegian border

Nice!

 

[Ardaric]

@fingercuffs I've been on a British/UK/Irish show binge recently.
Started with sexual education (likeable characters/actors but way too woke for me), Derry Girls, currently watching collateral and will follow up with McMafia after.

Got any recommendations for comedies?

Bottom. Seems to be something that people either love or hate. There's nothing else really like it in my opinion. Violent, immature, slapstick about a couple of lowlife sex pests from Hamersmith in London. I used to watch it as kid which probably explains quite a lot.